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(10 News)   Web site connects women with sperm donors. Subby's sperm bank offers free direct deposit with every account   (10news.com) divider line 38
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2011-11-12 04:27:03 AM  
Sure, it sounds like a great bank, but they quit paying interest after nine months, and if you miss just one payment after that...
 
2011-11-12 07:59:50 AM  
..Yeah... have fun with that one subby

www.10news.com
 
2011-11-12 08:00:23 AM  
lovelifelikeyourself.files.wordpress.com

Here is an account for you Subby.
 
2011-11-12 08:35:12 AM  
Came in for the eye bleach responses to subby's headline.

Leaving blind.
 
2011-11-12 08:36:25 AM  
Sperm donation - a ticking time bomb that could leave you on the hook for child support or waiting for some stranger to come up to you and say, 'Hey, Dad!' in return for helping someone out with their infertility problem.

No, thanks. If you can't get working sperm the natural way, the law is too fickle for me to risk my future to help you out.
 
2011-11-12 08:38:15 AM  
Or you could, you know, get to know a male.
 
2011-11-12 08:44:04 AM  
Uh... if subby is the bank, wouldn't it be more like free withdrawls but only at his ATM?
 
2011-11-12 08:50:05 AM  
Here in Australia there is a franchise group called "Jims".

Jims Lawnmowing, Jims Plumbing, Jims Antennas etc.

I always thought Jim should get into the sperm bank game.

Jims Jism!
 
2011-11-12 08:57:00 AM  
And at subby's sperm bank you can get in and out in under 30 seconds!
 
2011-11-12 09:05:51 AM  

Unsung_Hero: Sperm donation - a ticking time bomb that could leave you on the hook for child support or waiting for some stranger to come up to you and say, 'Hey, Dad!' in return for helping someone out with their infertility problem.

No, thanks. If you can't get working sperm the natural way, the law is too fickle for me to risk my future to help you out.


At least the bank adds a layer of protection, a formality if nothing else, that at least in 99 percent of cases discourages people from finding the identity of the father. Some banks even destroy all records they have on the identity after the inception is made.

To remove that and the anonymity they provide is pretty much just guaranteeing legal and personal issues down the road. I imagine any guy that does this has some major issues he needs to work out.
 
2011-11-12 09:56:09 AM  
This is the stupidest shiat ive ever seen..

JUST fark, PEOPLE..

/Not so fast stupid people...
 
2011-11-12 09:59:35 AM  
remember ladies, swallow- don't spit!
 
2011-11-12 10:19:35 AM  

ChuDogg: Unsung_Hero: Sperm donation - a ticking time bomb that could leave you on the hook for child support or waiting for some stranger to come up to you and say, 'Hey, Dad!' in return for helping someone out with their infertility problem.

No, thanks. If you can't get working sperm the natural way, the law is too fickle for me to risk my future to help you out.

At least the bank adds a layer of protection, a formality if nothing else, that at least in 99 percent of cases discourages people from finding the identity of the father. Some banks even destroy all records they have on the identity after the inception is made.

To remove that and the anonymity they provide is pretty much just guaranteeing legal and personal issues down the road. I imagine any guy that does this has some major issues he needs to work out.


Yeah, except you know they're going to keep something, and 10 years down the road someone passes some legislation that says the child has rights to know their father, or that a mother who's happened on hard times should be allowed to find the genetic father for child support.

No freaking way would I ever donate sperm.
 
2011-11-12 10:38:32 AM  
I hear fb- was the first member.
 
2011-11-12 10:45:35 AM  

HighlanderRPI: Uh... if subby is the bank, wouldn't it be more like free withdrawls but only at his ATM?


I don't think ATM is the way to get some pregnant.
 
2011-11-12 10:47:29 AM  

ChuDogg: At least the bank adds a layer of protection, a formality if nothing else, that at least in 99 percent of cases discourages people from finding the identity of the father. Some banks even destroy all records they have on the identity after the inception is made.


i42.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-12 10:50:46 AM  
www.buamai.com
The other drawback of going it alone is you are also responsible for your own QC
 
2011-11-12 10:57:50 AM  

Evil Twin Skippy: Or you could, you know, get to know a male.


What is there to get to know? Boobs and beer. Done.
 
2011-11-12 11:03:23 AM  
Craigslist?
 
2011-11-12 11:18:54 AM  
Three words: Sperm-backed securities.
 
2011-11-12 11:24:02 AM  
Here's something I've wondered about sperm donation. Say there's one guy who donates a lot. Like a LOT Maybe there's a cap on how much you can give but for the sake of argument say over a period of maybe five years he's got a lot of his seed spread out to many different women. And these women stay in the general vicinity when they raise their little test tube bastards or say it's a small town. Some of these lab rats would inevitably hook up with each other and have little inbred babies, wouldn't they?

Same principle applies to one guy getting a lot of girls pregnant in the same 'hood st the same general time.
 
2011-11-12 11:43:26 AM  
"Realizing that we were going to spend $5,000 plus to get pregnant, we really had to talk a lot about...."

...how God is trying to tell you something?
 
2011-11-12 11:49:19 AM  

Yeah, except you know they're going to keep something, and 10 years down the road someone passes some legislation that says the child has rights to know their father, or that a mother who's happened on hard times should be allowed to find the genetic father for child support.

No freaking way would I ever donate sperm.


Yeah, I took the initial testing back when I was in college and that was one of the reasons I never went through with it,

That, and it was a much bigger hassle than they make it out to be in Romantic Comedies. I think after the IQ and personality test and everything, the medical tests had to be within 6 months of one another, so you couldn't even start until six months after you did everything. After which, they wanted at least a 1 year committment out of you, during which, you weren't supposed to be sexually active or masterbate. If your little boys werent high enough of count they would cut your from the program and all that work would have been for nothing. They're were other conditions too I can't remember though.


I think I was to make like $400-$500 a week during that time, which would have been double my part income at the time. $400 x 52 = $20,800. Probably the equivalent of an egg donor. Whoever said eggs were expensive but sperm was cheap really didn't know what they were talking about.

On the counter-side though, that's probably only 1 year's worth of child support payments.
 
2011-11-12 11:55:57 AM  

Mugato: Here's something I've wondered about sperm donation. Say there's one guy who donates a lot. Like a LOT Maybe there's a cap on how much you can give but for the sake of argument say over a period of maybe five years he's got a lot of his seed spread out to many different women. And these women stay in the general vicinity when they raise their little test tube bastards or say it's a small town. Some of these lab rats would inevitably hook up with each other and have little inbred babies, wouldn't they?

Same principle applies to one guy getting a lot of girls pregnant in the same 'hood st the same general time.


I think some sperm banks have a website where you can look up parenthood by a number or code to so you can compare if someone else is a child of a sperm donor. Others have a national exchange program.

It happens in such high frequency alot of pyschologists/sociologists have all types of theories why offspring who aren't raised with one another somehow develop an underlying attraction.
 
2011-11-12 12:02:31 PM  
Barely remember this Night Court when I was a kid...

"Have you ever had your sperm analyzed?"

Dan Fielding: "You mean by a professional?"

/that was VERY risque on network tv back in the '80s.
 
2011-11-12 12:06:56 PM  
99.99999% chance the father is a wanker.
 
2011-11-12 12:25:17 PM  

Eckyhade: 99.99999% chance the father is a wanker.


well played.

I am assuming the .00001% received the prostate exam...
 
2011-11-12 12:40:33 PM  
I have a friend that went sperm shopping on J Date.

I feel awful for the poor bastard that "won" that prize.

Gentlemen, be very wary of dating women who just turned 40 and are recently single.
 
2011-11-12 12:45:56 PM  

Mugato: Here's something I've wondered about sperm donation. Say there's one guy who donates a lot. Like a LOT Maybe there's a cap on how much you can give but for the sake of argument say over a period of maybe five years he's got a lot of his seed spread out to many different women. And these women stay in the general vicinity when they raise their little test tube bastards or say it's a small town. Some of these lab rats would inevitably hook up with each other and have little inbred babies, wouldn't they?

Same principle applies to one guy getting a lot of girls pregnant in the same 'hood st the same general time.


There's less of a risk, actually.

Guy A fertilizes Woman B, having Kid AB(1) and AB(2). Guy A also fertilizes Woman C, having Kid AC.
If Kid AB(1) and Kid AB(2) hook up, that's classic incest - brother and sister, say. High chance of abnormalities because they both may have the recessive genes.
If Kid AB hooks up with Kid AC, however, there's a reduced chance. Both Woman B and Woman C would have to have the same recessive gene for there to be an issue.
 
2011-11-12 01:32:47 PM  

Theaetetus: Mugato: Here's something I've wondered about sperm donation. Say there's one guy who donates a lot. Like a LOT Maybe there's a cap on how much you can give but for the sake of argument say over a period of maybe five years he's got a lot of his seed spread out to many different women. And these women stay in the general vicinity when they raise their little test tube bastards or say it's a small town. Some of these lab rats would inevitably hook up with each other and have little inbred babies, wouldn't they?

Same principle applies to one guy getting a lot of girls pregnant in the same 'hood st the same general time.

There's less of a risk, actually.

Guy A fertilizes Woman B, having Kid AB(1) and AB(2). Guy A also fertilizes Woman C, having Kid AC.
If Kid AB(1) and Kid AB(2) hook up, that's classic incest - brother and sister, say. High chance of abnormalities because they both may have the recessive genes.
If Kid AB hooks up with Kid AC, however, there's a reduced chance. Both Woman B and Woman C would have to have the same recessive gene for there to be an issue.


There is still a high risk of genetic disease, since AB(1) and AC still share the same father. To put things into perspective, a brother and sister typically share 50% of genetic material (e.g. AB(1) and AB(2) in your example,) whereas 1st cousins share 12.5% of the genetic material (first cousins can and do marry in many cultures, with mild genetic problems.) AB(1) and AC would share 25% of genetic material, which leads to a high risk of expression of recessive genes.

Of course, we must keep in mind that it is unlikely, even if one donor "fathered" many babies, for any of those children to hook up and have kids with each other. If it does happen though, the risk of genetic disease is high.

tl;dr / I was told there would be no math: In the unlikely event that children of sperm donors have children of their own, the risk of genetic disease is unacceptably high.
 
2011-11-12 01:56:58 PM  

ChuDogg: It happens in such high frequency alot of pyschologists/sociologists have all types of theories why offspring who aren't raised with one another somehow develop an underlying attraction.


I somehow doubt that there's a high frequency of separately raised siblings getting the hots for each other, simply because the chances of them ever meeting are diluted by the general population.

Having said that, the theory is that we're programmed to look for a mate similar but too similar to our family. So, you might tend towards people with the same general appearance as those with whom you spent your childhood - that isn't necessarily just family, either. There's actually a 'friendzoning' period, I think it's somewhat less than a decade. If you spend that length of time with someone as a friend, you're drastically less likely to ever see them as a valid sexual partner.
 
2011-11-12 02:40:11 PM  
I thought all dating sites hooked women up with sperm donors?
 
2011-11-12 04:57:54 PM  

Mannax: [lovelifelikeyourself.files.wordpress.com image 427x567]

Here is an account for you Subby.


You know, from a materials science perspective, I'd like to know how that wood deck is holding up.
 
2011-11-12 05:03:32 PM  
I just want to find the female night deposit box.
 
2011-11-12 05:39:24 PM  

Mugato: Here's something I've wondered about sperm donation. Say there's one guy who donates a lot. Like a LOT Maybe there's a cap on how much you can give but for the sake of argument say over a period of maybe five years he's got a lot of his seed spread out to many different women. And these women stay in the general vicinity when they raise their little test tube bastards or say it's a small town. Some of these lab rats would inevitably hook up with each other and have little inbred babies, wouldn't they?

Same principle applies to one guy getting a lot of girls pregnant in the same 'hood st the same general time.


www.njoe.com

Come on, when has that, like, EVER happened?
 
2011-11-12 05:57:00 PM  
Can't these people just go get an extra human scratching the dirt in one of the many third world countries? shiat! More humans! Great going assholes.
 
2011-11-12 06:40:17 PM  

kingdd: HighlanderRPI: Uh... if subby is the bank, wouldn't it be more like free withdrawls but only at his ATM?

I don't think ATM is the way to get some pregnant.


Obligatory:

www.edrants.com
 
2011-11-12 09:38:02 PM  
It's those penalties for early withdrawal that get you every time.
 
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