Pippa, call me!

Kate is hotter

MorrisBird: If I never hear the name "Pippa" again, it will be too soon for me. Don't we have enough vapid bimbos in the States without adding those from Great Britain? Go away. Now.

She might not be a Noble laureate, but I've never heard anything about Pippa Middleton that would indicate that she's a bimbo. Yes, her parents are wealthy and she enjoys the privileges that come with wealth, but from what I've heard she comports herself in a respectable manner. Also works, when she could just be living it up as a coked-out party girl. Pippa is not to blame for the fact that her sister married a prince and her butt became an international subject of interest.

Is Pippa's Ass Famous for Nothing? (new window)

The correct answer is: someone is making a buck and more power to him.

The newly-single Middleton, who works at her family's mail order firm Party Pieces, told friends she is in no rush to find a new man.

"She's always gone for sporty guys," a pal said. "Whoever is lucky enough to win her affections will have to be athletic."

This effectively rules out all the Farkers.

Nogale: MorrisBird: If I never hear the name "Pippa" again, it will be too soon for me. Don't we have enough vapid bimbos in the States without adding those from Great Britain? Go away. Now.

She might not be a Noble laureate, but I've never heard anything about Pippa Middleton that would indicate that she's a bimbo. Yes, her parents are wealthy and she enjoys the privileges that come with wealth, but from what I've heard she comports herself in a respectable manner. Also works, when she could just be living it up as a coked-out party girl. Pippa is not to blame for the fact that her sister married a prince and her butt became an international subject of interest.

I'm not sure that 2 days a week 'editing' a pamphlet at your mum's business is really work. You're right, though - it's not her fault her sister married well, and I'm sure Pippa will try just as hard to get a title. I'd heard something similar to the Wisteria Sisters one too - although in Edinburgh, not London, and it was Poison Ivy, IIRC - holds fast and smothers the competition.

PrettyImportant2: The newly-single Middleton, who works at her family's mail order firm Party Pieces, told friends she is in no rush to find a new man.

"She's always gone for sporty guys," a pal said. "Whoever is lucky enough to win her affections will have to be athletic."

This effectively rules out all the Farkers.

Is World of Warcraft a sport?

If so, I'm so in.

"She's always gone for sporty guys," a pal said. "Whoever is lucky enough to win her affections will have to be athletic."

And there's your problem, sweetie.
How about just find a nice guy and if he happens to be athletic, even better.

That was a pretty sweet crack, Subby

Soem people are just so touchy...

Il Douchey: Does anyone think they could positively identify Pippa's ass from an ass line-up of five women of similar height and weight?

She's kinda plain.

zippythechimp: She's kinda plain.

She's basically moneyed. You can do a lot with the right clothes, hairdresser, tan, skin treatments and so forth. Go to King's Road in London and there's loads of girls around like that.

PrettyImportant2: The newly-single Middleton, who works at her family's mail order firm Party Pieces, told friends she is in no rush to find a new man.

"She's always gone for sporty guys," a pal said. "Whoever is lucky enough to win her affections will have to be athletic."

This effectively rules out all the Farkers.

++++++++++++

sigh.....

Crudbucket: Il Douchey: Does anyone think they could positively identify Pippa's ass from an ass line-up of five women of similar height and weight?

/It's fine and all, but relatively speaking, the anus is unremarkable

I don't know, but I'm willing to take a stab at it.

Okay, THAT was funny.

Well done.

Crudbucket: Il Douchey: Does anyone think they could positively identify Pippa's ass from an ass line-up of five women of similar height and weight?

/It's fine and all, but relatively speaking, the anus is unremarkable

I don't know, but I'm willing to take a stab at it.

You know what? I'm so unsure that I would follow you.

Isn't Pippa is a bit of player anyway or what others might call a bit slutty?

Slaxl: C'mon, enough time has passed that even us in Britain recognise we were just caught up in the moment during the wedding, the camera angle and dress, and the idea of going out with the sister-in-law of a future king, and that today we can see she's really not that hot.

This.

Not to nitpick, but she kinda sorta has a little bit of a five head.

/would still make that head hit the headboard so hard

Kinda hard to whine about Pippa Middletton when our media and its lapdogs push sleazeoids like Snooki and Kim Kardashian. The UK should be happy that Miss Middleton is their media darling....not the sperm banks pushed by the US media

Is Studman69 sleeping in this morning?

Overrated.

Typical Hooray Henrietta as we used to call them. They date these chinless wonders who, quelle surprise, turn out to be complete and utter wankers.

GreatBunzinni: Overrated.



/I'll take one for the team

Princess Madelline, the standard?

Kurmudgeon: "She's always gone for sporty guys," a pal said. "Whoever is lucky enough to win her affections will have to be athletic."

And there's your problem, sweetie.
How about just find a nice guy and if he happens to be athletic, even better.

You don't think she can be a little picky? She's gorgeous and rich. "Sweetie"? Please, continue to give relationship advice to Pippa Middleton from your farking laptop.l

By the powers vested in me, I hereby grant her honorary American citizenship.

From_The_Year_2000: You don't think she can be a little picky? She's gorgeous and rich. "Sweetie"? Please, continue to give relationship advice to Pippa Middleton from your farking laptop.l

Yes, because attractive and wealthy people are well-known for their solid, long-term relationships.

With some edits:

Kurmudgeon: How about just find a nice guy person and if he (or she) happens to be athletic whatever your 'type' is, even better.

That's good advice for anyone - rich, poor, ugly, handsome, male or female. Of course, it's just a start, but it will save you a lot of pain and headache in the long run.

JEEBUS CHRIST FARK...NOT THAT HAWT...

/saw ten better arses at the bar last nite

zippythechimp: She's kinda plain.

I'd absolutely hit it, but her face is already showing wear, and she's young. She is not going to age well in that regard.

Kate, however, is gorgeous.

Come to Montreal, you can see girls like that on the street every day. No big deal. Who cares.

My impression is that the British press were sticking it to the royals by focusing on Pippa's ass during the wedding. They made her a celebrity. Fame is like a freewheel, it takes only a little effort to keep up the momentum.

That tag is completely inappropriate.

I would give her ass a ten.

Only white guys would see an ass on that pitiful excuse for a female.

I get this funny feeling that she would bring new meaning the term "high maintenance" and "self assured".

I'd comment more but I have to get to the gym in 26 minutes.