ecmoRandomNumbers: I don't know who this woman is, but I LOVE me some SyFy movies. They're so terrible that they're fun.

Winnie Cooper from the wonder years. Also the world's hottest math teacher.

looks like ol' Danica McKellar is gonna have to math her way out of this one!

Some people just have different taste in women:

I was told there would be math.

ArkAngel: Whatever crappy movie she's in, it gives us an excuse to post these:

... Aaand I'm spent.

No matter how bad it is, shes still getting paid...and thats the point of it in the first place.

I swear, syfy movies are what pulp scifi writing was in the mid 20th century.

But can she scream as good as Jaime Lee Curtis?

Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired: I swear, syfy movies are what pulp scifi writing was in the mid 20th century.

Oh, please, syfy (pronounced see-fee) sucks! Lowest common denominator, formulaic monster movies.

C20 SF was GOOD. (i.,e. Foundation, Caves of Steel, The Stainless Steel Rat, Starship Troopers, Ender's Game) Try reading some of it!

Compare syfy to "Monthra vs Mega Godzilla" and I'll agree.

Syfy sucks. For all the money it spends on original movies it could try and take some decent science fiction short stories like Arena or Quietus and make a movie based on that.

Gergesa: Syfy sucks. For all the money it spends on original movies it could try and take some decent science fiction short stories like Arena or Quietus and make a movie based on that.

"all the money it spends"?

I think most of it is Canadian government film grants and college interns doing CGI for credit.

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brainlordmesomorph: Gergesa: Syfy sucks. For all the money it spends on original movies it could try and take some decent science fiction short stories like Arena or Quietus and make a movie based on that.

"all the money it spends"?

I think most of it is Canadian government film grants and college interns doing CGI for credit.

The Space channel up here in Canickistan once tried some original programming on a shoestring budget, it didn't work and they haven't tried again since. If you make it cheesy but have decent effects and humor(Sharktopus anyone?) it can be fun. Unfortunately you rarely get that and are instead bombarded with Snakehead Terror or Killer Swarm. They aren't even bad enough to be funny, they just flat out suck.

the story of base jumpers who invade Tasmanian national park and get chased by crazed beasts wishing to tear them apart.

Wait what, is it a national park in the state of Tasmania or a national park (somwhere) called the "Tasmanian National Park".

SPOILER ALERT: after terrorizing all the characters for 80 minutes the tasmanian devils and killed when an SUV ploughs over the pack from offscreen. Anyone who's seen a tasmanian devil in the wild know you'll find them all over the side of highways as a pile of roadkill.

ArkAngel: Whatever crappy movie she's in, it gives us an excuse to post these

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Hey gais! What's going on in this thre...uuuunnnnghhhhh...yeeeaah!!!

Eh, I don't know, I like my women to be really hot, that includes having actual tits.

DrippinBalls: I'd bang her (with hubby's permission) if she could give me a crash course in linear algebra. Heck, I'd buy a couple of stuffed animals for the kids.

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Go ooooonnnnn.

I got so bored with my homework
I turned on the T.V.
The beauty contest winners were all smiling through their teeth
They asked the new Miss America "Hey babe, can you add up all those bucks?"
She looked puzzled then just said, "Math Sucks!"

Couldn't be worse than "Justice for Annie"

Ms McKellar's only got about six months of age on me. I say that so I can say that I've thought she was hot since she was Winnie Cooper. That being said, I can't imagine the acting roles are coming down like rain for her, if she's taking this drivel.

Well if the movie sucks she can always go back to Indy cars

Her first two acting roles were in Twilight Zone.

And:She married composer Mike Verta on March 22, 2009, in La Jolla, California; the couple had dated since 2001. They had their first child on September 7, 2010, a boy they named Draco

brainlordmesomorph: Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired: I swear, syfy movies are what pulp scifi writing was in the mid 20th century.

Oh, please, syfy (pronounced see-fee) sucks! Lowest common denominator, formulaic monster movies.

C20 SF was GOOD. (i.,e. Foundation, Caves of Steel, The Stainless Steel Rat, Starship Troopers, Ender's Game) Try reading some of it!

Compare syfy to "Monthra vs Mega Godzilla" and I'll agree.

You misunderstood me. Most of the pulp scifi of the mid 20th was crap. There were some bright spots here and there but for the most part it was crap.

It'll probably be no Mega Piranha, but I'll watch.

FirstNationalBastard: VictoryCabal: Meh, I'll still watch it with my pants around my ankles.

You said the same thing about Cocoon.

And Driving Miss Daisy...

He needs help...

She did one of those Syfy movies a few years ago ... something about a nanobot swarm or something. It was as you would expect it to be.

Yeah, she's hot...The movie...No matter how you polish a turd, it's still a turd...

Lernaeus:
She did one of those Syfy movies a few years ago ... something about a nanobot swarm or something. It was as you would expect it to be.

Actually, it was a good bit better than average for one of those things. At least they had a sense of humor about it.

/"Path of Destruction"
//Directed by Stephen Furst, of all people
///Otter

ecmoRandomNumbers: I don't know who this woman is, but I LOVE me some SyFy movies. They're so terrible that they're fun.

"Sharktopus" was money. The acting was so terrible I thought I'd stumbled onto a Skinemax soft-porn flick. I just kept waiting for the principals to start making out to no avail.

She's 36?

Where the hell did the time go?

I'll watch. That girl has an amazing body...of work.

Nonsense. If it gets anywhere near the Tiffany v. Debbie Gibson movie I'll watch it.

ecmoRandomNumbers: I don't know who this woman is, but I LOVE me some SyFy movies. They're so terrible that they're fun.

You don't know who she is?

O_o

Not attractive. Never was. No need for boner check.

Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired: You misunderstood me. Most of the pulp scifi of the mid 20th was crap. There were some bright spots here and there

I'll take anything ever printed in Analog or F&SF (ever!) over anything syfy ever produced (ever!).