Well, at least he wasn't naked.

Fluorescent Testicle: Well, at least he wasn't naked.

And didn't have a machete or an axe!

A hot soothing bath in the winter can make one do strange things.

I wonder if he only does seasonal work or if he's available, year round, for home decorating. I'd like to give him a call.

I'd've asked him to do a load of laundry or dishes as well.

FTFA: Tamara Henderson was next door when her son call her.

And newspapers STILL require Bachelor's Degree for some odd reason.

ArcadianRefugee: I'd've asked him to do a load of laundry or dishes as well.

excellent contraction there sporty
brilliant

... but an atheist lived there!

when I saw "Florida of the North" I thought it was Canada.

Girl_Friday_19: when I saw "Florida of the North" I thought it was Canada.

Put-in-Bay is the Key West of the mid west

The Florida of the north ? Don't flatter yourselves, there is only one Florida -- and I am proud to live in the Keys, the Florida of Florida.

Girl_Friday_19: when I saw "Florida of the North" I thought it was Canada Alberta.

Please don't lump all Canadians in with that crowd from Alberta.

good_2_go: Girl_Friday_19: when I saw "Florida of the North" I thought it was Canada Alberta.

Please don't lump all Canadians in with that crowd from Alberta.

Alberta is the Texas of the north. equally valid arguments could be made for either Saskatchewan or B.C. as the Florida of the north imo

Henderson said the man tried his best to be polite to her 11-year-old son.

"He had said to him, 'I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. I'll get my things and go,'" Henderson said.

According to police, Trent has a history of drug charges.

Sounds like the war on drugs is keeping us safe from violent, crack-addled murderers!

Seriously, though, I feel bad for this guy. He's clearly got some serious problems but isn't a bad person under it all. I wish that he could get treatment instead of just being thrown in jail for burglary.

A_bomb37: good_2_go: Girl_Friday_19: when I saw "Florida of the North" I thought it was Canada Alberta.

Please don't lump all Canadians in with that crowd from Alberta.

Alberta is the Texas of the north. equally valid arguments could be made for either Saskatchewan or B.C. as the Florida of the north imo

/loves some Corb Lund and Hurtin Albertans
//and Canmore!!

I could imagine that being a fairly traumatic experience for the kid. I mean, it's not even Thanksgiving yet.

Mr. Bubble unavailable for comment.

This guy needs to be put under the jail, it's not even mid November yet. Too soon.

In before "[my state] DESERVES ITS OWN TAG!!!!11"

Kind of.

No "vandalized in Vandalia" remark? I am disappoint.

Keys dude: The Florida of the north ? Don't flatter yourselves, there is only one Florida

Yeah, whenever someone says something like "we need a Nebraska tag!!" I always think they are completely ignorant of the mess that is Florida. Mix lots of fundies, old people, hardcore rednecks, snowbirds, British tourists, expats of 10 different latino nations, rocket scientists, literal beach bums, people involved in the drug trade, etc, and you get people like the current governor, Lex Luthor, elected. There's a reason why 'loveline' had the game "Germany or Florida", and why it was so hard.


-- and I am proud to live in the Keys, the Florida of Florida.

I'll give you that.

Where do you think all of the idiots in Florida come from, subby?

socratesthekidd: Girl_Friday_19: when I saw "Florida of the North" I thought it was Canada.

Put-in-Bay is the Key West of the mid west

Round on the ends and Hi in the middle...
I live in the middle. We're all pretty much high.

/that dangly state is the Ohio of the South.

gwydion56: FTFA: "Police said the man's strange behavior may involve bath salts."

Yes, snorting them gives you a good, clean high.

Found on internet:
"Side effects of snorting bath salts include increased heart rate and chest pain, agitation and paranoia, dizziness and vomiting, and profuse sweating."

So, basically they are a lot like watching Fox News

Or MSNBC, CNN, NBC, ABC, etc.

Generation_D: wait wait wait.

Oregon is Florida of the North. At least the Northwest.

That's funny, I'm in WA and I've said for years that Oregon is the Canada of the USofA. Sooo... I'm still right. :)

Keys dude: The Florida of the north ? Don't flatter yourselves, there is only one Florida -- and I am proud to live in the Keys, the Florida of Florida.

Good on you, mate. FLA is sweet & I wish I was there.

+1 mitter it's grate in Dayton

nononono, the Florida of the North is Manitoba. The weirdest shiat happens there....