FTA: Investigators are still trying to verify whether or not an unidentified citizen was bitten during the rescue.

Subby found the story, read a few keywords, and then posted it. Why yes mushrooms were involved.

Actually reading the article is not a requirement.

If the person needing rescue bites their rescuer, then they are obviously not in distress and should be respectfully abandoned to their wilderness paradise. They can return to civilization on their own when they are ready.

Boulder? Yep.

Which half - top, bottom, left, right?

rockforever

Awe the intelligentsia chimes in. How dare anyone draw a conclusion from the quote:
"Investigators are still trying to verify whether or not an unidentified citizen was bitten during the rescue."

Why this could mean anything. Often on the way to the club I inquire if my fellow gentlemen have bitten unidentified citizens for no particular reason. The police of course do this to harass innocent citizens all the time.

Front or back even.

Only half naked? I expect better from Boulder.

I was thinking 'sounds like mushroo--yup." as I read it.

This is why we can't have nice things.

bestie1: rockforever

Awe the intelligentsia chimes in. How dare anyone draw a conclusion from the quote:
"Investigators are still trying to verify whether or not an unidentified citizen was bitten during the rescue."

Why this could mean anything. Often on the way to the club I inquire if my fellow gentlemen have bitten unidentified citizens for no particular reason. The police of course do this to harass innocent citizens all the time.

I think we've found subby.

This is why you don't give a heroic dose to someone who has never done them before. I know a number of people who have had ridiculously heavy (level 5) trips, and haven't done stupid shiat like that.

I know where this headed...

May not have been typical mushrooms.

/DNTFA

Was it Baby Sass?

A Terrible Human: Uneven Displacement: I was thinking 'sounds like mushroo--yup." as I read it.

This is why we can't have nice things.

A trip sitter would have prevented this.

/Or got bitten.

Either way... would have been better.

I live in Colorado. Boulder is our shame. Apparently, the people that live there become insane after the finish unpacking.

Uneven Displacement: I was thinking 'sounds like mushroo--yup." as I read it.

This is why we can't have nice things.

Twice was enough, ever. If you feel like reality is literally "unglueing" around you, it's time to go back to good old reliable mary jane.

God, I used to love my shrooms. I would order a couple on Thursday night and they'd arrive ready for the weekend on Saturday morning. Then Tony Blair made them a class A drug. Cheers, Tony!

I'm sure the rescuer's process was sore after it had been bitten

Were there any badgers involved?

That's it! This is proof that mushrooms are a danger to society!

Er... wait. No maybe it's idiots WITH mushrooms that are a danger to society.

//give me the horrible-tasting fungus!

oh, boulder... full of tripping hippies....

There's a rescue team in San Diego sipping a beer, watching a game, and giving a nod to whatever deity the believe in, thanking him/her/little furry it that there rescue was a reasonable hot naked chick.

Then masturbating furiously to their heroics during halftime.

I gave my friend some mushrooms and now he's scaring me so I guess I'll call someone before he hurts himself. I guess even though I'm in the mountains and there's plenty of places to put these mushrooms down and retrieve them later, I'll just keep them in my back pocket in case the police want them when they arrive.