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(My Fox Phoenix)		Truck overturns and dumps 575 boxes of lettuce across interstate, snarling traffic for 7 hours. Company officials promise heads will roll (myfoxphoenix.com)		32
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phlegmmo

2011-11-11 11:45:31 PM

Nobody was injured in the single-vehicle wreck.....

I bet first responders were prepared to apply a dressing.

lomnoir

2011-11-12 12:04:22 AM

The bosses at Schuman Farms cannot be happy about this.

gwydion56

2011-11-12 12:07:26 AM

Lettuce pray for the victims of this wreck.

Dallymo

2011-11-12 12:29:59 AM

If I were his boss I'd give that driver quite a dressing-down.

FF Mac

2011-11-12 01:43:02 AM

Wedding truck?

Lettuce alone?

cfffffgagffacfacfacfacfacccccfcaaffff

2011-11-12 01:44:15 AM

Police plan to cabbage main lanes.

Fluorescent Testicle

2011-11-12 01:46:11 AM

Trucks holding bread, bacon and tomatoes were said to be on route to the scene.

DoctorCal

2011-11-12 01:47:57 AM

It was funnier when it was Dahmer's fridge.

TheShavingofOccam123

2011-11-12 01:48:40 AM

Lettuce has been killing people for years.

images.cheezburger.com

zamboni

2011-11-12 01:51:35 AM

I hope this doesn't become arugula occurrence. It could cause prices to rocket.

kisseswookies

2011-11-12 01:51:36 AM

Airbender seen fleeing the premise.

/swear I'm not 5.

KrispyKritter

2011-11-12 01:56:42 AM

Night of the Lepus 2: Electric Boogaloo

crouchingturbo

2011-11-12 01:56:45 AM

I don't know if it's just a weird night for me or what, but this headline cracked me up. Well done, subby.

anfrind

2011-11-12 01:58:41 AM

What a head may look like.

Chariset

2011-11-12 02:12:48 AM

The driver initially bolted from the scene.

Enema Man

2011-11-12 02:39:03 AM

Is it vibrating?

Make More Hinjews

2011-11-12 02:53:46 AM

I better cauliflower shop to send the driver my condolences.

/ If you went back and looked, I bet by now there'd be nothing to Caesar.

friedlinx

2011-11-12 03:28:12 AM

How long did the police romaine at the scene of the accident?

ozzie_stu

2011-11-12 03:41:11 AM

snarling traffic for 7 hours??

I fear that's just the tip of the iceberg

Huck And Molly Ziegler

2011-11-12 03:52:09 AM

TheShavingofOccam123: Lettuce has been killing people for years.

[images.cheezburger.com image 492x422]

I was anticipating this and it was STILL funny as all get out. Thanks.

LordOfThePings

2011-11-12 05:27:03 AM

This thread produces!

^{No, not really. Got nothin'.}

TheShavingofOccam123

2011-11-12 05:45:02 AM

Huck And Molly Ziegler: TheShavingofOccam123: Lettuce has been killing people for years.

[images.cheezburger.com image 492x422]

I was anticipating this and it was STILL funny as all get out. Thanks.

you're welcome

zamboni

2011-11-12 08:38:47 AM

Romaines Eunt Domus!!!

ChrisDe

2011-11-12 10:13:54 AM

This happened right in front of me. I tried to call 911, but my phone was on romaine.

Rvalldrgg

2011-11-12 11:33:10 AM

I'd have laughed harder if it was cabbage that had spilled. I'm a sucker for the hard 'K' sound. Lettuce isn't funny, cabbage is.

The Big H

2011-11-12 11:37:36 AM

Obama should ad-dress the nation after such a tragedy.

offmymeds

2011-11-12 11:42:05 AM

GoNDSioux

2011-11-12 11:55:54 AM

RIP 757

TheShavingofOccam123

2011-11-12 12:02:05 PM

Rvalldrgg: I'd have laughed harder if it was cabbage that had spilled. I'm a sucker for the hard 'K' sound. Lettuce isn't funny, cabbage is.

You sound just like Buddy Sorrel.

wildcardjack

2011-11-12 11:56:22 PM

Why, that must have been the fault of some bureaucratic malarkey. Naturally, a pack wandering vegans should have been able to clear that mess in half an hour.

Hermione_Granger

2011-11-13 10:02:33 AM

If only all FARK threads were as funny, punny, and non-racist as this one, I would be a happy FARKer.

wuapinmon

2011-11-13 05:07:09 PM

Good headline, subby.

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