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2011-11-12 12:45:58 AM
In England nothing is more important than a nice cup of tea. Hell, the success of the entire British Empire was probably down to tea.
"Where does tea come from?" "India", "Righto, lets invade"

Then: "Lets look for a quicker route to get tea back from India. Oh, we seem to have discovered America"

Much later: "This Hitler chap prefers coffee. He'll have to go...."

I tell you, if Beagle had found tea on Mars the British would be the first people to land there.
 
2011-11-12 03:25:38 AM
What subby might look like:

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2011-11-12 03:28:19 AM
was he ... a *lumberjack*?
 
2011-11-12 04:01:17 AM
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea
 
2011-11-12 04:08:14 AM
droosan: What subby might look like:

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I literally JUST* finished watching Connections for the first time. You've made me happy droosan.

*About half an hour ago actually...
 
2011-11-12 04:58:24 AM
news.bbc.co.uk

The man in question (right), pictured with his best girlie by his side.
 
2011-11-12 04:59:26 AM
Should read thread first.

Damn you, Harry_Seldon!
 
2011-11-12 05:38:50 AM
droosan: What subby might look like:

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Dude is my hero. Burke, not subby.
 
2011-11-12 05:45:22 AM
And yet the best the Nutri-Matic can do is provide a plastic cup filled with a liquid that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.
 
2011-11-12 07:28:53 AM
Share and enjoy!
 
2011-11-12 08:12:44 AM
ftfa: The LEO Computers Society organises gatherings of people who worked on LEO machines once every two years.

Was all maintenance scheduled biennially? Or do they just not allow you at the meetings if you worked on them more often?
 
2011-11-12 09:03:42 AM
SJKebab: droosan: What subby might look like:

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I literally JUST* finished watching Connections for the first time. You've made me happy droosan.

*About half an hour ago actually...


Next you need to move on to "The Day the Universe Changed." Fantastic series and IMO better than Connections.
 
2011-11-12 11:02:04 AM
Gordon Bennett: Next you need to move on to "The Day the Universe Changed." Fantastic series and IMO better than Connections.

On it. Cheers mate.
 
2011-11-12 01:08:38 PM
tinyarena: And yet the best the Nutri-Matic can do is provide a plastic cup filled with a liquid that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.

came for a DA reference, leaving happy
 
2011-11-12 01:43:01 PM
Impossible. Computers were invented by NASA, who also invented the button and the wheel, to get a few people on the Moon. Intelligent people and visionaries didn't exist before Apollo. Space is where it's at, biatches. A hostile, empty vacuum with nothing in it, not practical business applications. Yeah!
/This is what Space Nutters believe
 
2011-11-12 02:19:39 PM
SJKebab: droosan: What subby might look like:

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I literally JUST* finished watching Connections for the first time. You've made me happy droosan.

*About half an hour ago actually...


There is another series by him. The Day the Universe Changed.

Read the book Connections.

/enjoyed them all
 
2011-11-12 04:11:56 PM
Great Britain is a brilliant place for the generalist, the amateur, and the multifaceted. America is all about specialists. I cannot imagine a restaurant in the United States being a pioneer in business computing. I think some of this has to do with a matter of size. Great Britain is so small-and cut off from the rest of Europe-that it makes sense for someone to have several areas in which to excel. A Brain May would almost have to come from Great Britain. The United States is so large and geographically diverse that specializing is the thing that's stressed. This also makes for a more isolated population in the United States.

/Not sure why I just thought of this
//Just thought I'd put it out there
///Feel free to rip to shreds
 
2011-11-12 05:59:39 PM
DeaH: Great Britain is a brilliant place for the generalist, the amateur, and the multifaceted. America is all about specialists. I cannot imagine a restaurant in the United States being a pioneer in business computing. I think some of this has to do with a matter of size. Great Britain is so small-and cut off from the rest of Europe-that it makes sense for someone to have several areas in which to excel. A Brain May would almost have to come from Great Britain. The United States is so large and geographically diverse that specializing is the thing that's stressed. This also makes for a more isolated population in the United States.

/Not sure why I just thought of this
//Just thought I'd put it out there
///Feel free to rip to shreds


A better answer might address the historical nature of science and research in Britain. It is primarily a history of gentlemen amateurs who had the means to pursue questions of interest.
 
2011-11-12 06:46:54 PM
DeaH: /Not sure why I just thought of this
//Just thought I'd put it out there
///Feel free to rip to shreds


OK. Here ya go:

myzerowaste.com
 
2011-11-12 07:26:06 PM
Harry_Seldon: DeaH: Great Britain is a brilliant place for the generalist, the amateur, and the multifaceted. America is all about specialists. I cannot imagine a restaurant in the United States being a pioneer in business computing. I think some of this has to do with a matter of size. Great Britain is so small-and cut off from the rest of Europe-that it makes sense for someone to have several areas in which to excel. A Brain May would almost have to come from Great Britain. The United States is so large and geographically diverse that specializing is the thing that's stressed. This also makes for a more isolated population in the United States.

/Not sure why I just thought of this
//Just thought I'd put it out there
///Feel free to rip to shreds

A better answer might address the historical nature of science and research in Britain. It is primarily a history of gentlemen amateurs who had the means to pursue questions of interest.


Britain's tradition of personal liberty and inalienable rights means that people were able to question the established order without being burned at the stake by the Pope or imprisoned by the monarch. Also, economic success meant there were lots of gentlemen of means with enquiring minds and good educations. Eccentrics are also regarded with affection.
 
2011-11-12 08:21:52 PM
Suede head: Harry_Seldon: DeaH: Great Britain is a brilliant place for the generalist, the amateur, and the multifaceted. America is all about specialists. I cannot imagine a restaurant in the United States being a pioneer in business computing. I think some of this has to do with a matter of size. Great Britain is so small-and cut off from the rest of Europe-that it makes sense for someone to have several areas in which to excel. A Brain May would almost have to come from Great Britain. The United States is so large and geographically diverse that specializing is the thing that's stressed. This also makes for a more isolated population in the United States.

/Not sure why I just thought of this
//Just thought I'd put it out there
///Feel free to rip to shreds

A better answer might address the historical nature of science and research in Britain. It is primarily a history of gentlemen amateurs who had the means to pursue questions of interest.

Britain's tradition of personal liberty and inalienable rights means that people were able to question the established order without being burned at the stake by the Pope or imprisoned by the monarch. Also, economic success meant there were lots of gentlemen of means with enquiring minds and good educations. Eccentrics are also regarded with affection.


The United States also has a history of inalienable rights and personal liberties. We also have no Pope and far fewer burnings at the stake than Great Britain. Certainly, we have had economic success. The eccentrics being regarded with affections seems to vary depending on the geographic region. Yet, America is the land of the specialist. We specialize so much that a specialist has a hard time communicating clearly with one outside his field.
 
2011-11-14 01:13:18 AM
Flint Ironstag: In England nothing is more important than a nice cup of tea. Hell, the success of the entire British Empire was probably down to tea.
"Where does tea come from?" "India", "Righto, lets invade"



Not quite, but you're surprisingly close. It was originally from China (ya know, all the tea in china?), and the process there was incredibly expensive. Small farmers harvested it from family plots, and it was sold through layers and layers of merchants before arriving at Hong Kong, where it was shipped out. Prices were astronomically high as a result- it was a delicacy for the very rich. That shipload of tea we unceremoniously dumped into Boston Harbor? That was a year's supply for the colonies. And it was fished out later by locals, because even a bit soggy, it was still usable (at the time, it was compressed into very solid blocks, so the majority of the tea would have been usable. Tea boxes had locks.

Of course, this couldn't persist. The East India Company wanted more tea to sell, and they wanted it cheap. The trouble is, they didn't even know what it was. They didn't know it was a leaf. It came from china through these traders, that's all they knew.

So they sent spies into china to find out what it was, and to see if various plots of land in India (where they were already controlling for the spice trade) were suitable, where they could set up their own farms. As a sidenote, many of the plots they were considering already were covered with tea bushes. But yeah, that's when they put in place the plantation system in India. 1820's ish. They also tried a few other methods to lessen the costs, like trading tea for Opium. Trouble is, the Chinese government had banned Opium, and didn't particularly like the fact that the Company was smuggling it in. The Company told them to fark off, and when the Chinese government tried to enforce it's law, the East India Company, without consulting the British government, went to war.

They did that multiple times, and it eventually resulted in the total crushing of the Chinese economy, and the collapse of the Qing Dynasty, which resulted in the economic ant political turmoil that led to the Chinese Civil war and the Communist Revolution.

So, yeah. The Brits wrecked geopolitics on a global scale because they wanted cheaper tea.
 
2011-11-15 10:01:52 AM
cptjeff: The Brits wrecked geopolitics on a global scale because they wanted cheaper tea.

Sounds perfectly reasonable to me.
 
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