She has a craving for cock?


/Or would that be "rooster"?

brap: Now I am craving pheasant. I must have a bun in the oven.

What did you do with that $500 you told me to send you to "take care of it"???

brap: kxs401: brap: Now I am craving pheasant. I must have a bun in the oven.

What did you do with that $500 you told me to send you to "take care of it"???

I spent it on getting knocked up again lessons.

:(

Now you're knocked up twice? How are we going to know which one's mine?

Meh. After seeing that "My Strange Addiction" Show and the strange shiat people eat (most notably that lady who's eating her husband's cremated remains out of his urn), nothing really surprises me anymore.

Brandine would be proud.

I hope she is cooking these animals to well-done temperatures, otherwise that sounds like a good way to get parasites.

Is eating the Queen's roadkill legal in the UK?

She started regularly cooking with run-over hare, deer, squirrels, pigeon, rabbit, owls and partridges.

North Yorkshire has a pretty classy range of roadkill. I didn't think it was possible to get hold of hare these days.

/wonder what owl tastes like?

That's a demon baby in her womb, making demands.

MasterPython: Is eating the Queen's roadkill legal in the UK?

She dared to eat the queen's deer.

I seem to remember there's something about a "craving" not being quite exactly the same thing as "can only be sustained by".

/You want to do what?
//How about No?

Amos Quito: [blog.sfgate.com image 600x398]


She has a craving for cock?


/Or would that be "rooster"?

It says a lot about the sexes. No woman would ever fark a man that weird.

This has nothing to do with her being pregnant and everything to do with her being from SF.

AlwaysRightBoy: /boy would I hit that after I ran over it

Those are like handle bars....

and I'd hit it, but I wouldnt ask her to make me a sandwich after.

Amos Quito: She has a craving for cock?

Spotted Dick...as long as it isn't in a can.

Ah. Road-Ready Flat-Snacks™.

/unfolds napkin and holds snake knife at the ready.

david_gaithersburg: This has nothing to do with her being pregnant and everything to do with her being from SF.

While chicks from SF are weird, this particular bird is not from SF.

CSB:
Down the road from my house there used to be a minimart, and the owner (Mike) was one of those old customary Arab shopkeepers who prided himself on having just about any food item you could want.

When my Sister got pregnant with her first child she came to live here, and every day or two I'd have to rush down to that shop just before it closed because of some random craving she was having.
The first few months I think Mike was relishing the challenge.
Claussen pickles and Macadamia nuts? No problem!

...By the seventh month he would greet me with that "Oh dear Allah, what does that woman want NOW?!" look on his face.

/Goya makes Coconut soda... who knew?
/Mike knew.
/What the hell is a whelk and why would someone put it in a can!?

doglover: Roadkill is just dead animals.

So is steak, chicken nuggets, and bacon. Find it nice a fresh, clean it up, it's no different from anything else.


... You know absolutely nothing about meat, don't you.

It's not human meat, it was just a racoon. You've probably got a tape worm.

way south: CSB:
Down the road from my house there used to be a minimart, and the owner (Mike) was one of those old customary Arab shopkeepers who prided himself on having just about any food item you could want.

When my Sister got pregnant with her first child she came to live here, and every day or two I'd have to rush down to that shop just before it closed because of some random craving she was having.
The first few months I think Mike was relishing the challenge.
Claussen pickles and Macadamia nuts? No problem!

...By the seventh month he would greet me with that "Oh dear Allah, what does that woman want NOW?!" look on his face.

/Goya makes Coconut soda... who knew?
/Mike knew.
/What the hell is a whelk and why would someone put it in a can!?

A whelk is a saltwater snail. People put them in cans in order to preserve them for future consumption

LavenderWolf: doglover: Roadkill is just dead animals.

So is steak, chicken nuggets, and bacon. Find it nice a fresh, clean it up, it's no different from anything else.


... You know absolutely nothing about meat, don't you.

Yeah, WTF, everyone knows chicken nuggets aint meat!

isn't that called pica? pregnant women craving dirt, glass, etc... for the minerals.

doglover: Find it nice a fresh, clean it up, it's no different from anything else.

Hell, I'd say roadkill is a great deal fresher than what you find at Wally World

If i ever had an insatiable desire to eat something disgusting like roadkill, i'm pretty sure my brain would say, "wait, better not eat that"

Apparently women have defective brains.

I was watching american horror story and the pregnant chick on there just ate raw brains of course I'm pretty sure she's having a demon baby. Maybe this woman is too?

tenhigh: If i ever had an insatiable desire to eat something disgusting like roadkill, i'm pretty sure my brain would say, "wait, better not eat that".

You've obviously never been pregnant. At least roadkill has a chance of being edible. Pine sol, bleach and sand are not, and the cravings can be ridiculously strong. Pica sucks (not sure if roadkill qualifies)

Ugh. As if pregnant women weren't disgusting enough.