We don't need to know this.

he peed

For you Hollywood Babble-on fans, the famous "How big is Liam Neeson's C**K"
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He played Oskar Schindler, Rob Roy and was in Love Actually. He can shiat his pants for all I care.

He's 59 years old. He doesn't have youth, but what he does have, is a particular set of bladders.

/that doesn't work
//this beer does though

In other news, WTH happened to goldie hawn!? She looks batshiat crazy in that photo.

miss diminutive: He played Oskar Schindler, Rob Roy and was in Love Actually. He can shiat his pants for all I care.

I second that.

Bonus: Excalibur

FunkOut: Since when is an Irishman pissing himself considered news?

Well, in Ireland, pissing one's self means getting drunk. Also, knocked up has a different meaning. Learn it before you agree to knock a girl up in the morning.

FTA: However, we can't rule out the most embarrassing possibility - that he had an toilet-related incident.

An toilet?

Look, I know you guys drive on the wrong side of the road, eat nothing but friend liver, and spend your money at the pub instead of the dentist -- but please tell me you pronounce the "t" in toilet?

FunkOut: Since when is an Irishman pissing himself considered news?

That is how you get favorited.

The Darkman can do what ever he wants...

Who among us hasn't shaken it well enough at one point or another? I implore that man to cast the first stone. Of course the hand drier is there for such a reason.

Liam Neeson is a comedy god (new window)

Those Naked Gun movies were hilarious.

optikeye: From what I've heard about Liaam Neesom, if it was a pee spot..it should be about 8 inches lower.

Someone saw his laser sword.

Poor dude went through some horrible shiat with his wife, so I'll cut him a farkton of slack on just about anything.

If I had AIDS I wouldn't bother to shake either.

Life is short.

He didn't go the FULL Fergie...he may have the wet spot, but he doesn't have the meth face.

I bet there's some kind of Murphy's Law concerning the "random" spray of water of a bathroom sink.

optikeye: From what I've heard about Liaam Neesom, if it was a pee spot..it should be about 8 inches lower.

Why, did having dinner with Ridley Scott give him a boner?

He's become the manager of Manchester United?

Fergie: massive wetspot with very little room for alternative explanation
Awesome McAwesome Neeson: Many different alternatives

One peed themselves, the other likely did not.

I bet subby Fergied themselves as they submitted this headline due to excitement.

And this is why the two shakes rule is bullshiat. I shake it until that farker is dry! Who cares about the stares from random bathroom goers, or the father who upon seeing me while escorting his young child quickly turns his son around and leaves, MY PANTS REMAIN DRY.

It's beer.

The picture where he's whistling is crying out for And Not A Feck Was Given That Day psing.

/haz no skills

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let me use your bathroom now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

skinink: I'm surprised how many people know how much Liam is packing up front. Maybe he should do a porn fim titled "Schindler's Fist".

The Pantfoam Menace?
Buttman Begins?

A sequel to Taken, oh my!

PainInTheASP: What's worse that getting a wet spot from not shaking enough? Getting that wet spot by leaning against a wet counter as you wash your hands.

A-FARKING-MEN!

One of my biggest pet peeves is when people can't farking keep the goddamn water in the farking sink when they wash their hands. I mean, WTF? It's like every bathroom I go to these days you have to bend over at the waist like you're waiting to get plowed from behind just to avoid getting a wet spot on your pants.

Learn some manners, public.

skinink: That's nothing. Compared to this, it looked like Fergie has Niagra Falls running down the front of her pants.
I'm surprised how many people know how much Liam is packing up front. Maybe he should do a porn fim titled "Schindler's Fist".




The title isn't just refering to his physical stature.

Indeed, 'the climax is incredible'.

MagSeven: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let me use your bathroom now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

Laughing..

Ok, that went a long way to making my day.

PainInTheASP: What's worse that getting a wet spot from not shaking enough? Getting that wet spot by leaning against a wet counter as you wash your hands.

What's worse than that? Having someone walk in on you as you are trying to dry that wet spot on your pants.

True. Happens to me at least once a month at work. The faucets are designed in such a way that water doesn't always end up in the sink and I reflexively lean up against the counter to wash my hands......You can tell what happened as it is a line going across my legs. Just looks like Liam slipped it back into the holster before he was completely done. Happens to everyone. I've done it, but no one from TMZ was there to snap a photo.

Lsherm: PainInTheASP: What's worse that getting a wet spot from not shaking enough? Getting that wet spot by leaning against a wet counter as you wash your hands.

A-FARKING-MEN!

One of my biggest pet peeves is when people can't farking keep the goddamn water in the farking sink when they wash their hands. I mean, WTF? It's like every bathroom I go to these days you have to bend over at the waist like you're waiting to get plowed from behind just to avoid getting a wet spot on your pants.

Learn some manners, public.

You say "waiting to get plowed from behind" like it's a bad thing.

May I present for your Oscar consideration, video clip #2 (cough) Venture Bros. The Boys in the Bathroom (new window)

/I don't think Liam dabs

MagSeven: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let me use your bathroom now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.



You farkers has been focusing on the wrong things.

Maybe he needed one of these.

(Sorry about the advert)