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(TMZ) Fail Today's stupid celebrity baby name goes to Bachelor "Winner" Shayne Lamas, who gave birth to daughter Press Dahl Lamas-Richie   (tmz.com) divider line 36
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Dairy King
2011-11-11 08:53:10 PM
do daughter?
 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark]
2011-11-11 10:39:14 PM
Press? Who names anything "Press"? Will his next kids be "Fold" and "Starch"?

Dairy King: do daughter?

Dude. Too young.
 
Dairy King
2011-11-11 10:50:17 PM
dahmers love zombie: Press? Who names anything "Press"? Will his next kids be "Fold" and "Starch"?

Dairy King: do daughter?

Dude. Too young.

Too old
 
nimawai
2011-11-12 12:02:27 AM
Give it a couple years. That girl is going to hate her mother. The meltdown should be pretty spectacular.
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2011-11-12 12:05:36 AM
Truly renegade,even by celeb nomenclature standards.
 
Uzzah
2011-11-12 12:16:12 AM
img853.imageshack.us

"Nuthin' up my sleeve .... Press-Dahl!"

/I gotta buy a new hat!
 
Britney Spear's Speculum
2011-11-12 12:21:04 AM
Today's stupid celebrity baby name goes to Bachelor "Winner" Shayne Lamas, who gave birth do daughter Press Dahl Lamas-Richie
 
Shenanigans!
2011-11-12 12:23:28 AM
Oh neat, another "celebrity" I've never heard of doing something stupid.
 
Nuclear Monk
2011-11-12 12:31:10 AM
Press da llamas?

Must be Incan...
 
Summer Glau's Love Slave
2011-11-12 12:33:20 AM
The woist name I ever heard.... Phoebe Goode married Doug Blow.

/They have a kid named Galen, who prefers to be called, Gay.
//I am so not making this up.
 
Yakk
2011-11-12 12:50:50 AM
Big hitter the Lamas.
 
JosephFinn
2011-11-12 01:03:50 AM
Press "Dahl" for more options.
 
missiv
2011-11-12 01:24:02 AM
Britney Spear's Speculum: Today's stupid celebrity baby name goes to Bachelor "Winner" Shayne Lamas, who gave birth do daughter Press Dahl Lamas-Richie

Why would a couple name their daughter after a dead race horse?
 
RookStar
2011-11-12 01:34:02 AM
Sorry but Penn Jillette still carries the bad name trophy high above his head for naming his daughter Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette
 
fusillade762
2011-11-12 01:34:43 AM
You're never going to fit a llama in there.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
MagSeven
2011-11-12 02:29:29 AM
Wow. This is the first time I could have asked "who?". I was thinking she must be related to the Renegade, but I wasn't sure so I googled it and sure enough.... But is she actually famous? Did they have a reality show that I didn't even know I had to ignore? Well Congrats Shayne (stripper name)! Tell Lorenzo to up his profile a bit and get into Expendables 3! Sorbo, you do the same!
 
Lipspinach
2011-11-12 02:33:55 AM
Maybe it's just short for Preston Dalton.
But then of course comes the Higginspoon Cheddarsmith-Wollcomb.
 
skinink
2011-11-12 03:14:52 AM
 
Marisyana [TotalFark]
2011-11-12 04:08:10 AM
It cracks me up that Nik Richie makes his living trashing women for the tiniest flaws but married someone with a face like a later Picasso painting, not to mention one of the biggest self-absorbed attention whores I've even had the misfortune to come across (not that Richie's any better). That poor baby, her name is the least of her worries.
 
Kurmudgeon
2011-11-12 05:08:10 AM
And naturally, has a hyphenated last name.
/poor kid
 
LDM90
2011-11-12 06:37:44 AM
This daughter adds a second level of "who?"
 
LaViergeNoire [TotalFark]
2011-11-12 07:18:02 AM
I ended up at a movie with Shayne Lamas once. And her dad and brother. Forest Gump, San Diego, 1994. My boyfriend and I got in line behind them (sold out showing!) and ended up in the same row. I asked Lorenzo if we were in the right line before I realized who he was. I remember Shayne because although she was little, she had a ton of makeup on. Lots and lots. The movie was good, but I thought Pulp Fiction should have won Best Picture.

/css
//I feel really old
 
PenguinCam
2011-11-12 07:27:08 AM
LaViergeNoire: I ended up at a movie with Shayne Lamas once. And her dad and brother. Forest Gump, San Diego, *snip*

So if her dad is named Forest Gump and her brother is San Diego, it makes sense that she gave her kid a weird name :-)
 
Washo_the_Gorilla
2011-11-12 08:23:11 AM
As someone who sees thousands of baby names due to his work this doesnt even crack the top 100.
 
jmr61 [TotalFark]
2011-11-12 08:38:05 AM
Stupid is as stupid does.
 
NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!
2011-11-12 09:12:40 AM
Washo_the_Gorilla: As someone who sees thousands of baby names due to his work this doesnt even crack the top 100.

Agreed.

My top ten list includes "Unique." Pronounced "You-neek-wah."
 
Thudfark [TotalFark]
2011-11-12 10:33:34 AM
 
katerbug72 [TotalFark]
2011-11-12 01:09:28 PM
NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Washo_the_Gorilla: As someone who sees thousands of baby names due to his work this doesnt even crack the top 100.

Agreed.

My top ten list includes "Unique." Pronounced "You-neek-wah."

images.wikia.com
 
jojostan
2011-11-12 04:26:56 PM
www.dvd.net.au

What about her brother, pull deh string
 
Guidette Frankentits
2011-11-12 04:50:27 PM
Who the fark are these people?
 
ABQGOD
2011-11-12 06:14:04 PM
I love press dahl, with a side of tikka and some poppadoms.
 
Ross E. Krushan
2011-11-12 07:48:32 PM
Too bad nobody nuked these people before they could breed. Now society must deal with three of them.
 
puddleonfire
2011-11-12 08:26:11 PM
halfempty4now.com
 
ParadisePornoTheater
2011-11-12 09:30:09 PM
Lorenzo's a grandpa now ... EEK.

Another generation of vapid is here.

"Press" is what the media used to be called before it stopped relying on printing. Gotta be plenty of irony in naming this baby.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 06:25:03 PM
If you name your kid something weird, you're a farking asshole.
 
der Glitzkrieg
2011-11-14 12:30:51 AM
Think this tops the regular client named "Shiny" that comes into the salon I work for.

/also seen Lovely, a girl named Ryan, and Linken
 
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