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(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Ironic Not news: Man saves wife from house fire. Fark: She was already cremated   (ajc.com) divider line 21
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Amos Quito
2011-11-11 07:21:35 PM
She must have been a nice piece of ash.
 
brantgoose [TotalFark]
2011-11-11 07:43:23 PM
Yeah, but it was a really nice urn.

There's an ex-wife joke in there somewhere. I gave you the punchline, you write the joke.
 
DarkSoulNoHope
2011-11-11 07:44:25 PM
I think it IS news subby that any man saves his wife from dying in a fire. Usually the attitude is, "Let the BIT*H burn!"
 
BroVinny
2011-11-11 07:45:37 PM
I said, "Don't look, Ethyl, don't look!" But it was too late, she'd done been mooned.

/don't know why, but the headline made me think of it
 
Archie Goodwin [TotalFark]
2011-11-11 07:45:46 PM
I've heard of rekindling the fire in a romance, but damn.
 
stuhayes2010
2011-11-11 07:53:23 PM
Short of a living creature, there is nothing I'd run into a burning house to save.
 
Old Huntstein
2011-11-11 07:56:11 PM
Amos Quito: She must have been a nice piece of ash.

Niiiiiiice!
 
bdub77 [TotalFark]
2011-11-11 07:58:43 PM
This is a hundred and eighty dollars.
thumbs.anyclip.com
 
Tillmaster
2011-11-11 07:59:13 PM
Poor bugger.

Cue the Debbie Downer picture.
 
BroVinny
2011-11-11 08:00:29 PM
I'm OK with this. A man should do all he can to keep his urnings.
 
calbert [TotalFark]
2011-11-11 08:00:57 PM
fail of a headline all over.

nothing ironic.

he didn't save any one or any thing from a fire.

his house burnt, the urn survived the fire, he picked it up.
 
Begoggle
2011-11-11 08:04:47 PM
calbert: fail of a headline all over.

nothing ironic.

he didn't save any one or any thing from a fire.

his house burnt, the urn survived the fire, he picked it up.

files.sharenator.com
 
belhade
2011-11-11 08:21:34 PM
...I plan on smoking her ashes.
 
TKM
2011-11-11 08:29:08 PM
She was almost toast.
 
bikerbob
2011-11-11 08:29:55 PM
Amos Quito: She must have been a nice piece of ash.

. It puts a whole new meaning to eating a bit of p*ssy. (sorry, it was there)(I'll go stand in the corner now)
 
Ryker's Peninsula
2011-11-11 08:36:43 PM
FTA: "Capt. Fred Revere Jr. with the Atlanta Fire Department said a crew arrived within seconds to battle the fire."

Right. C.P.T. Seconds
 
Dragonduck
2011-11-11 08:39:00 PM
Ryker's Peninsula: FTA: "Capt. Fred Revere Jr. with the Atlanta Fire Department said a crew arrived within seconds to battle the fire."

Right. C.P.T. Seconds

300 seconds is still seconds.
 
LoneWolf343
2011-11-11 08:45:45 PM
Got some dustash in my eye...
 
SweetSaws
2011-11-11 08:52:04 PM
Burnt and Urny
 
Oznog
2011-11-12 01:21:03 PM
bdub77: This is a hundred and eighty dollars.
[thumbs.anyclip.com image 480x258]

It is our most "modestly priced" receptacle.
 
Fano
2011-11-12 05:39:44 PM
Nice try, Lao Che
 
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