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(The Local (Sweden)) Strange "Swedish chef in 'freak' saucepan accident". Chef stated, "I em hurrnin witda soospan, un slip di slip un neerly Børk Børk Børk mi earm en halvs"   (thelocal.se) divider line 45
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SweetSilverBlues [TotalFark]
2011-11-11 06:26:26 PM
As someone who just bought the John Denver and the Muppets Christmas album, I approve of this headline.

/Piggy pudding?!
 
SpinStopper
2011-11-11 06:26:59 PM
De flim is okey dokey ;)
 
Skwrl
2011-11-11 06:27:01 PM
Silly pet peeve, but ø is not found in the Swedish language. But it is in Danish (which, yes, is very damn close to the same thing).

/Lived in Denmark for a year.
//Møøse bites ARE nasti.
 
bonzeemer
2011-11-11 06:31:58 PM
SweetSilverBlues: As someone who just bought the John Denver and the Muppets Christmas album, I approve of this headline.

/Piggy pudding?!

I have that record also.
/carry on
 
mhd
2011-11-11 06:33:44 PM
Skwrl: Silly pet peeve, but ø is not found in the Swedish language. But it is in Danish (which, yes, is very damn close to the same thing).

The "Swedish Chef" is Danish in the German Muppet Show dubbing. Don't ask me why.

/Probably to use the word "smørrebrød" as often as possible
//DENMARK DESTROYS ALL!
 
LordOfThePings
2011-11-11 06:34:41 PM
Skwrl: //Møøse bites ARE nasti.

As are pøt bites, apparently.
 
Demise
2011-11-11 06:34:55 PM
Could have been worse, could have been a GSW.

Link (new window)
 
Iron Chef Scottish
2011-11-11 06:35:34 PM
Jävla fitta. Having one f*cking arm didn't stop Michael Caines. That's Caines not Caine. No jokes about The Hand.
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2011-11-11 06:39:57 PM
"Saucepan accident???"

Is that another one of those mysterious "gardening accidents" that plague rock drummers in 80's metal bands?
 
semiotix
2011-11-11 06:40:49 PM
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Rafterman2 [TotalFark]
2011-11-11 06:41:19 PM
Don't forget the chocolate moose! (new window)
 
Clady
2011-11-11 06:41:38 PM
SweetSilverBlues: As someone who just bought the John Denver and the Muppets Christmas album, I approve of this headline.

/Piggy pudding?!

Excellent choice.
 
b0rg9
2011-11-11 06:42:17 PM
i.imgur.com

/mine
//no voti bork bork bork
 
SweetSilverBlues [TotalFark]
2011-11-11 06:45:38 PM
semiotix, you suck.

I just spit wine all over my phone.
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2011-11-11 06:46:36 PM
SweetSilverBlues: semiotix, you suck.

I just spit wine all over my phone.

Don't drink and fark.
 
utah dude
2011-11-11 06:49:16 PM
the slashed o is more danish than swedish. kthnx,
 
Rafterman2 [TotalFark]
2011-11-11 06:49:45 PM
b0rg9: [i.imgur.com image 500x662]

/mine
//no voti bork bork bork

Bwahahahah!

I am sooooo stealing that!
 
metametameta
2011-11-11 06:50:07 PM
The hell is up with the picture that came with the article? Why does that guy have a saucepan on his head? Also, nice that the guy can sue for his own utter incompetence?
 
SweetSilverBlues [TotalFark]
2011-11-11 06:50:14 PM
Gyrfalcon: SweetSilverBlues: semiotix, you suck.

I just spit wine all over my phone.

Don't drink and fark.

I don't have any friends to stop me.

*sniffle*

/you know, friends don't let friends fark...oh never mind
 
utah dude
2011-11-11 06:50:40 PM
Skwrl: Silly pet peeve, but ø is not found in the Swedish language. But it is in Danish (which, yes, is very damn close to the same thing).

/Lived in Denmark for a year.
//Møøse bites ARE nasti.

ok whoops. i said this, too, b4 reading ur post.
 
Fusorfodder
2011-11-11 06:53:08 PM
Headline was obvious, but made me giggle regardless
 
noelwycliffe
2011-11-11 07:31:38 PM
headline was just what the doctor ordered at the end of a looong week.
 
brantgoose [TotalFark]
2011-11-11 07:32:40 PM
Muppet News Man: News flash! The Swedish chef was injured today in a freak saucepan accident ....

(pauses, does double take)

Muppet News Man: Freak? accident? ... Folks, I think you can see where this is going. Picks up tiny umbrella à la Wiley E. Coyote and cowers under it, shivering)

(Newsdesk crushed by giant saucepan falling from a great height.)

Cut to Jolly Green Muppet Giant who has been filming a commercial in the next set.

JGMG: Ho! Ho! Ho! A little help, here? Anybody? I can't bend over in this muscle suit.
 
Jim from Saint Paul
2011-11-11 07:42:18 PM
This is my favorite Fark headline ever.

/srsly
 
The Flexecutioner
2011-11-11 07:48:47 PM
what was he cooking?

Pork?
Pork?
Pork?

/dnrtfa
 
illannoyin
2011-11-11 08:01:05 PM
images.wikia.com

Not amused.
 
Hypothetical Imperative
2011-11-11 08:11:15 PM
bonzeemer: SweetSilverBlues: As someone who just bought the John Denver and the Muppets Christmas album, I approve of this headline.

/Piggy pudding?!

I have that record also.
/carry on

Rocky Mountain Holiday, yo.
 
Count_0
2011-11-11 08:19:08 PM
 
Wamphyr
2011-11-11 08:19:53 PM
+1 Subby.

HOTY Contender.
 
whatrhymeswithrobert
2011-11-11 08:21:48 PM
I find it comforting that I'm not the only one with that album...or that I'm not the only one who honestly enjoys it.
 
belhade
2011-11-11 08:26:28 PM
HOTY!
 
Indubitably
2011-11-11 08:37:39 PM
I larfed.
 
Victoly
2011-11-11 08:55:31 PM
SweetSilverBlues: /Piggy pudding?!

No, figgy pudding. Made with figs.
 
smooshie [TotalFark]
2011-11-11 09:10:34 PM
Swedish Chef makes popcorn (new window, make sure to turn closed captioning on)
 
SweetSilverBlues [TotalFark]
2011-11-11 09:46:55 PM
whatrhymeswithrobert: I find it comforting that I'm not the only one with that album...or that I'm not the only one who honestly enjoys it.

Anyone who is ashamed of their muppety fondness is dead inside.

And Victoly, I guess that's okay then.

/I haven't listened to it yet, I only remember piggy pudding
//next on the list: Muppets and the Beach Boys Christmas
///Run run reindeeeeeer RUN RUN RUN RUN!!!
 
JonnyBGoode
2011-11-11 09:57:35 PM
As usual, I got lost in the sidebar gallery. Holy hannah, I need to move to Sweden.

www.thelocal.se

www.thelocal.se

www.thelocal.se
 
Clawhammer [TotalFark]
2011-11-11 11:01:03 PM
SweetSilverBlues: Anyone who is ashamed of their muppety fondness is dead inside.

I cannot agree more with this statement.
Well said.
 
khyberkitsune
2011-11-12 01:14:53 AM
Mana-Manah!
 
malkavnon
2011-11-12 02:23:22 AM
As usual, I got lost in the sidebar gallery. Holy hannah, I need to move to Sweden.

That top picture was like a Tim Teabow game. It's like the bottom of her lips to her naval represent the 4th quarter, and the rest of her is the Teabow that has spawned the " >Teabow"

/I'll bet her knees are sharp as well
 
lohphat [TotalFark]
2011-11-12 04:06:05 AM
mhd: Skwrl: Silly pet peeve, but ø is not found in the Swedish language. But it is in Danish (which, yes, is very damn close to the same thing).

The "Swedish Chef" is Danish in the German Muppet Show dubbing. Don't ask me why.

/Probably to use the word "smørrebrød" as often as possible
//DENMARK DESTROYS ALL!

Rød grød med fløde.
 
th0th
2011-11-12 08:22:30 AM
SweetSilverBlues: As someone who just bought the John Denver and the Muppets Christmas album, I approve of this headline.

/Piggy pudding?!

Probably the best Christmas album ever made. Paul Williams is a mad musical genius.
 
gremlin79
2011-11-12 09:09:49 AM
smooshie: Swedish Chef makes popcorn (new window, make sure to turn closed captioning on)

Those idiots rebooting Bugs Bunney and crew need to watch these (highly recommend the Bohemian Rhapsody & Ode to Joy skits as well)
 
Clawhammer [TotalFark]
2011-11-12 10:52:49 AM
gremlin79: smooshie: Swedish Chef makes popcorn (new window, make sure to turn closed captioning on)

Those idiots rebooting Bugs Bunney and crew need to watch these (highly recommend the Bohemian Rhapsody & Ode to Joy skits as well)

I love these.
 
twfeline
2011-11-12 12:20:31 PM
th0th: Probably the best Christmas album ever made. Paul Williams is a mad musical genius.

Seconded.
 
cgremlin
2011-11-13 11:28:59 AM
Gyrfalcon: Is that another one of those mysterious "gardening accidents" that plague rock drummers in 80's metal bands?

Best left unsolved.
 
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