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2011-11-11 03:50:38 PM
FTFA:

It now states that when traffic control signals are not in place or not in operation, drivers must stop - before entering a crosswalk - and yield to any pedestrians "stopped at the curb or ramp leading to a crosswalk." Drivers also must continue to stop for pedestrians within crosswalks, and without regard to which portion of the roadway the pedestrian is using.


Completely, utterly insane.

Vehicles yielding to pedestrians at crosswalks? What is this, Soviet Russia?
 
2011-11-11 03:55:10 PM
Is this the kind of shiat you people pay $5 a month to read? Or is this some sort of third-level sarcasm that even goes over my head?
 
2011-11-11 03:59:32 PM
Jackson Herring: Is this the kind of shiat you people pay $5 a month to read? Or is this some sort of third-level sarcasm that even goes over my head?

When you pay for everything, you get everything. Even some of these discussions wind up being funny though.
 
2011-11-11 04:00:14 PM
VROOOOOM!
 
2011-11-11 04:11:00 PM
sigdiamond2000: FTFA:

It now states that when traffic control signals are not in place or not in operation, drivers must stop - before entering a crosswalk - and yield to any pedestrians "stopped at the curb or ramp leading to a crosswalk." Drivers also must continue to stop for pedestrians within crosswalks, and without regard to which portion of the roadway the pedestrian is using.

Completely, utterly insane.

Vehicles yielding to pedestrians at crosswalks? What is this, Soviet Russia?


You're missing the point. Michigan state law already mandates that cars stop for pedestrians in a crosswalk. The Ann Arbor law ups that to if a pedestrian is "about to enter or approaching a crosswalk" cars must stop. So a driver is supposed to be monitoring the sidewalk for people who might decide to cross the street, i.e. predicting intent. It's really, really stupid. I drive though Ann Arbor several times a week and I have personally witnessed several near accidents because of this.
 
2011-11-11 04:18:40 PM
ricewater_stool: sigdiamond2000: FTFA:

It now states that when traffic control signals are not in place or not in operation, drivers must stop - before entering a crosswalk - and yield to any pedestrians "stopped at the curb or ramp leading to a crosswalk." Drivers also must continue to stop for pedestrians within crosswalks, and without regard to which portion of the roadway the pedestrian is using.

Completely, utterly insane.

Vehicles yielding to pedestrians at crosswalks? What is this, Soviet Russia?

You're missing the point. Michigan state law already mandates that cars stop for pedestrians in a crosswalk. The Ann Arbor law ups that to if a pedestrian is "about to enter or approaching a crosswalk" cars must stop. So a driver is supposed to be monitoring the sidewalk for people who might decide to cross the street, i.e. predicting intent. It's really, really stupid. I drive though Ann Arbor several times a week and I have personally witnessed several near accidents because of this.


When traffic lights are not working, aren't drivers supposed to stop at all intersections anyway, and treat them as though they were four way stops? That's the way it is everywhere I've ever lived. Is it different in Ann Arbor?
 
2011-11-11 04:20:59 PM
Jackson Herring: Is this the kind of shiat you people pay $5 a month to read? Or is this some sort of third-level sarcasm that even goes over my head?

Yes. Perhaps, we'll see how this thread plays out.

When Nina_Hartley's Ass said VROOOOM! you know this thread has potential. If there's anything Nina_Hartley's Ass knows, it's about not yielding to four way stops.
 
2011-11-11 04:20:59 PM
ricewater_stool: You're missing the point. Michigan state law already mandates that cars stop for pedestrians in a crosswalk. The Ann Arbor law ups that to if a pedestrian is "about to enter or approaching a crosswalk" cars must stop. So a driver is supposed to be monitoring the sidewalk for people who might decide to cross the street, i.e. predicting intent. It's really, really stupid. I drive though Ann Arbor several times a week and I have personally witnessed several near accidents because of this.

There should be no issue as long as people are paying attention to the road like they're supposed to. Seriously, two cars traveling in the same direction should never, ever touch each other.
 
2011-11-11 04:25:07 PM
On the other hand, when it's "the pedestrian must be IN the crosswalk" no one ever bothers to stop, and you're pretty much risking your life stepping out in some areas.

Not to mention the people who will try to PASS a car in front of them that's stopped at a crosswalk, so you cross halfway only to almost get creamed by that car in the far lane.

If someone's on the curb and actively looking out into traffic it's not so hard to tell they want to cross. Of course, people who don't want to cross should have a bit of sense and not stand right on the edge of the road, too. Make clear your non-interest.

I dunno, maybe require people to wave their hand, or something, but if the requirement is that you actually have to step out into fully flowing traffic before anyone will begin to slow down, it can get crazy on busy streets. Though, some of the really busy streets around me could really stand to have actual signals, even if one of the directions is just pedestrians crossing the street.

/misses pedestrian bridges
 
2011-11-11 04:28:31 PM
FloydA: ricewater_stool: sigdiamond2000: FTFA:

It now states that when traffic control signals are not in place or not in operation, drivers must stop - before entering a crosswalk - and yield to any pedestrians "stopped at the curb or ramp leading to a crosswalk." Drivers also must continue to stop for pedestrians within crosswalks, and without regard to which portion of the roadway the pedestrian is using.

Completely, utterly insane.

Vehicles yielding to pedestrians at crosswalks? What is this, Soviet Russia?

You're missing the point. Michigan state law already mandates that cars stop for pedestrians in a crosswalk. The Ann Arbor law ups that to if a pedestrian is "about to enter or approaching a crosswalk" cars must stop. So a driver is supposed to be monitoring the sidewalk for people who might decide to cross the street, i.e. predicting intent. It's really, really stupid. I drive though Ann Arbor several times a week and I have personally witnessed several near accidents because of this.

When traffic lights are not working, aren't drivers supposed to stop at all intersections anyway, and treat them as though they were four way stops? That's the way it is everywhere I've ever lived. Is it different in Ann Arbor?


This is not only at intersections. It includes crosswalks in the middle of streets with 45 mph speed limits nowhere near an intersection and that have no signal whatsoever. This is where most of the problems have arisen.
 
2011-11-11 04:29:17 PM
ricewater_stool: This is not only at intersections. It includes crosswalks in the middle of streets with 45 mph speed limits nowhere near an intersection and that have no signal whatsoever. This is where most of the problems have arisen.

I still blame poor driving.
 
2011-11-11 04:30:20 PM
R.A.Danny: ricewater_stool: This is not only at intersections. It includes crosswalks in the middle of streets with 45 mph speed limits nowhere near an intersection and that have no signal whatsoever. This is where most of the problems have arisen.

I still blame poor driving.


That is certainly a factor. But it's still a stupid law.
 
2011-11-11 04:38:36 PM
ricewater_stool:

This is not only at intersections. It includes crosswalks in the middle of streets with 45 mph speed limits nowhere near an intersection and that have no signal whatsoever. This is where most of the problems have arisen.


Oh, well that's just poor civil engineering then. There is no reason to place a non-signal crosswalk on an arterial (other than that you really, really hate pedestrians). I can't really blame the city council for that; that's the fault of the people who planned the street.


But they should either install a pedestrian overpass or put in a light. Anything less than that is begging for a lawsuit that will end up costing more than a light and overpass combined.
 
2011-11-11 04:43:31 PM
I drove delivery in Ann Arbor for two years and I'm hard pressed to remember any crosswalks that weren't at an intersection. Of course my memory is a bit hazy these days.
 
2011-11-11 04:51:57 PM
So this means those protestors hit by the car in DC would be OK? Why don't Republicans like this?
 
2011-11-11 04:54:28 PM
ricewater_stool: That is certainly a factor. But it's still a stupid law.

The "clueless liberal nutjobs" rhetoric is a bit over the top, don't you think before submitting this crap?
 
2011-11-11 05:18:18 PM
ricewater_stool: sigdiamond2000: FTFA:

It now states that when traffic control signals are not in place or not in operation, drivers must stop - before entering a crosswalk - and yield to any pedestrians "stopped at the curb or ramp leading to a crosswalk." Drivers also must continue to stop for pedestrians within crosswalks, and without regard to which portion of the roadway the pedestrian is using.

Completely, utterly insane.

Vehicles yielding to pedestrians at crosswalks? What is this, Soviet Russia?

You're missing the point. Michigan state law already mandates that cars stop for pedestrians in a crosswalk. The Ann Arbor law ups that to if a pedestrian is "about to enter or approaching a crosswalk" cars must stop. So a driver is supposed to be monitoring the sidewalk for people who might decide to cross the street, i.e. predicting intent. It's really, really stupid. I drive though Ann Arbor several times a week and I have personally witnessed several near accidents because of this.


You're missing the point, Ann Arbor has no respect for Michigan state law.
 
2011-11-11 05:29:48 PM
R.A.Danny: ricewater_stool: That is certainly a factor. But it's still a stupid law.

The "clueless liberal nutjobs" rhetoric is a bit over the top, don't you think before submitting this crap?


I did not submit this and I am actually a liberal. It's a stupid law.
 
2011-11-11 05:31:27 PM
ricewater_stool: R.A.Danny: ricewater_stool: That is certainly a factor. But it's still a stupid law.

The "clueless liberal nutjobs" rhetoric is a bit over the top, don't you think before submitting this crap?

I did not submit this and I am actually a liberal. It's a stupid law.


Meh, there are bigger things to get upset about. Now if that was the law in Chicago, we'd be all OUR CONSTITUTION GIVES US THE RIGHT TO RUN OVER PEDESTRIANS!.
 
2011-11-11 06:08:20 PM
In Texas the speed limit in school zones is 35 mph.

Texas has the fastest kids in America.

Coincidence? I think not.
 
2011-11-11 06:10:24 PM
Where I live, there is a crazy guy who likes to stand on the corner and talk to anyone that even acknowledges he is there. If I stop at the intersection and he notices, do I have to stay for the ENTIRE conversation, or can I proceed once he begins to take off his pants?
 
2011-11-11 06:17:03 PM
I can deal with Ann Arbor clueless liberal nutjobs setting up laws to protect pedestrians, especially since my home state, Florida, has one of the highest rates of pedestrians killed by cars.

I don't deal well with Alabama clueless religious nut jobs who have made it illegal to buy sex toys in the state or to make your own beer and wine at home.

/And don't get me going on Utah alcohol laws either.
 
2011-11-11 06:18:41 PM
oldebayer: In Texas the speed limit in school zones is 35 mph.

Where is this? The one I go through during the week is 20 mph.
 
2011-11-11 06:34:30 PM
Shostie: oldebayer: In Texas the speed limit in school zones is 35 mph.

Where is this? The one I go through during the week is 20 mph


I've seen it at 35 in Lubbock, Odessa and Midland, plus several small towns.

Football country.
 
2011-11-11 06:47:29 PM
It's small wonder that people wax nostalgic for the 70's.
www.cinemastrikesback.com
 
2011-11-11 06:51:24 PM
oldebayer: In Texas the speed limit in school zones is 35 mph.

Texas has the fastest kids in America.

Coincidence? I think not.


20 by my house

mitchcumstein1: ricewater_stool: sigdiamond2000: FTFA:

It now states that when traffic control signals are not in place or not in operation, drivers must stop - before entering a crosswalk - and yield to any pedestrians "stopped at the curb or ramp leading to a crosswalk." Drivers also must continue to stop for pedestrians within crosswalks, and without regard to which portion of the roadway the pedestrian is using.

Completely, utterly insane.

Vehicles yielding to pedestrians at crosswalks? What is this, Soviet Russia?

You're missing the point. Michigan state law already mandates that cars stop for pedestrians in a crosswalk. The Ann Arbor law ups that to if a pedestrian is "about to enter or approaching a crosswalk" cars must stop. So a driver is supposed to be monitoring the sidewalk for people who might decide to cross the street, i.e. predicting intent. It's really, really stupid. I drive though Ann Arbor several times a week and I have personally witnessed several near accidents because of this.

You're missing the point, Ann Arbor has no respect for Michigan state law.


No both of you are missing the point... Detroit had the best pedestrian law of all time.. OF ALL TIME
 
2011-11-11 07:12:56 PM
itazurakko: On the other hand, when it's "the pedestrian must be IN the crosswalk" no one ever bothers to stop, and you're pretty much risking your life stepping out in some areas.

Not to mention the people who will try to PASS a car in front of them that's stopped at a crosswalk, so you cross halfway only to almost get creamed by that car in the far lane.

If someone's on the curb and actively looking out into traffic it's not so hard to tell they want to cross. Of course, people who don't want to cross should have a bit of sense and not stand right on the edge of the road, too. Make clear your non-interest.

I dunno, maybe require people to wave their hand, or something, but if the requirement is that you actually have to step out into fully flowing traffic before anyone will begin to slow down, it can get crazy on busy streets. Though, some of the really busy streets around me could really stand to have actual signals, even if one of the directions is just pedestrians crossing the street.

/misses pedestrian bridges


I think in order to clearly, unambiguously signal their intent to cross the road, pedestrians should be required to adopt a stiff-legged gait, marching briskly towards the crossing, while at the same time raising their right arm to a 45-degree angle, indicating their direction of travel. That couldn't possibly be misconstrued by the driver.

And if the pedestrians don't like it, they can goddam well take their asses back to Pedestria.
 
2011-11-11 08:57:09 PM
ricewater_stool: R.A.Danny: ricewater_stool: That is certainly a factor. But it's still a stupid law.

The "clueless liberal nutjobs" rhetoric is a bit over the top, don't you think before submitting this crap?

I did not submit this and I am actually a liberal. It's a stupid law.


I lived in Ann Arbor for 4 years and I can attest it is oozing with clueless liberal nutjobs. Also psychedelic relics and smug u of m employees/alumni. Would return if allowed to return in a B-52.
 
2011-11-11 08:57:15 PM
creolened.com

Some cities actually appreciate drivers who flatten pedestrians.

/Ann Arbor is ungrateful
 
2011-11-11 09:21:09 PM
If you guys have ever driven in Ann Arbor the pedestrians there are absolutely insane and will walk right out in front of you no matter where you are or how fast you're going and they will become super-angry at you if you get anywhere close to them and smack their hands down on your hood or kick your tires.
 
2011-11-11 09:23:02 PM
sigdiamond2000: FTFA:

It now states that when traffic control signals are not in place or not in operation, drivers must stop - before entering a crosswalk - and yield to any pedestrians "stopped at the curb or ramp leading to a crosswalk." Drivers also must continue to stop for pedestrians within crosswalks, and without regard to which portion of the roadway the pedestrian is using.

Completely, utterly insane.

Vehicles yielding to pedestrians at crosswalks? What is this, Soviet Russia?


If pedestrians are APPROACHING crosswalks you have to yield to them.

This is about every damn crosswalk you drive by near downtown.

And yet there STILL isn't a f--king traffic light on the Plymouth where two girls got hit and killed - and where the truck driver who hit 'em was found not at fault, since he physically couldn't have stopped fast enough by the time he saw them, even though he was going the limit.

That is why this is inane.

Besides, there's already a Yield To Pedestrians law in the state.

/Ann Arbor...ite once again
//commute to work daily via bus and walking and sometimes biking
///this law was made for me and I still think it's stupid
 
2011-11-11 09:26:04 PM
when all the people who dress like this are dead the world will be a better place.
www.annarbor.com
 
2011-11-11 09:26:38 PM
Red Shirt Blues: ricewater_stool: R.A.Danny: ricewater_stool: That is certainly a factor. But it's still a stupid law.

The "clueless liberal nutjobs" rhetoric is a bit over the top, don't you think before submitting this crap?

I did not submit this and I am actually a liberal. It's a stupid law.

I lived in Ann Arbor for 4 years and I can attest it is oozing with clueless liberal nutjobs. Also psychedelic relics and smug u of m employees/alumni. Would return if allowed to return in a B-52.


So? At least in this town I can walk home from the bar after getting blitzed on my birthday (or get a cheap cab), I have a free bus pass to commute to my job on the edge of downtown, there are endless ways to entertain yourself for free other than 'go to the park', although that's an option too.

/moved from the burbs
//I don't let the smug assholes or the frat/sorority douches or the zealots of any political persuasion get to me 'cause why should I?
 
2011-11-11 09:27:38 PM
FloydA: ricewater_stool: sigdiamond2000: FTFA:

It now states that when traffic control signals are not in place or not in operation, drivers must stop - before entering a crosswalk - and yield to any pedestrians "stopped at the curb or ramp leading to a crosswalk." Drivers also must continue to stop for pedestrians within crosswalks, and without regard to which portion of the roadway the pedestrian is using.

Completely, utterly insane.

Vehicles yielding to pedestrians at crosswalks? What is this, Soviet Russia?

You're missing the point. Michigan state law already mandates that cars stop for pedestrians in a crosswalk. The Ann Arbor law ups that to if a pedestrian is "about to enter or approaching a crosswalk" cars must stop. So a driver is supposed to be monitoring the sidewalk for people who might decide to cross the street, i.e. predicting intent. It's really, really stupid. I drive though Ann Arbor several times a week and I have personally witnessed several near accidents because of this.

When traffic lights are not working, aren't drivers supposed to stop at all intersections anyway, and treat them as though they were four way stops? That's the way it is everywhere I've ever lived. Is it different in Ann Arbor?


No. The basic traffic code still applies. Drivers on a highway wouldn't have to stop at an intersection with a smaller, local street that has a traffic light that lost power. This is stupid, and the legislature should change it.
 
2011-11-11 09:29:34 PM
As somebody who has nearly been run over a few times, while trying to walk across a street, I welcome the proposed changes.

/Would rather not temp fate.
 
2011-11-11 09:30:41 PM
Jackson Herring: I drove delivery in Ann Arbor for two years and I'm hard pressed to remember any crosswalks that weren't at an intersection. Of course my memory is a bit hazy these days.

It is.

The best one is on State street north of S. University. Cars can park on either side, so you have to watch for the students popping out behind 'em. Of course, even though there's a crosswalk there and a stop sign a stone's throw away, you should still expect them to pop out between cars in other places along that section of road because you have to get to the Union twenty seconds faster.

I've lived here long enough now to know where to avoid driving like the plague and how to navigate the neighborhood roads pretty damn well. Keeps the rage to a minimum at least.

/was a student
//only pulled that pedestrians-rule nonsense after hockey games, cause the 50 other people around me were gonna walk through the green anyway so I might as well too
 
2011-11-11 09:31:43 PM
Also the same behavior I would expect out of clueless conservative nutjobs.
 
2011-11-11 09:31:58 PM
So if cars stop for some jackass who stands on the corner, who is just standing there watching traffic and never intending to cross,,,, Can we beat the shiat out of the jackass for having to stop, due to some stupid law that would have the cops beating you up for not stopping.

/Next up on the docket: Should the cops ticket asshole bicycle riders, for causing accidents, via the rider failing to abide by traffic laws.
 
2011-11-11 09:35:30 PM
twfeline: As somebody who has nearly been run over a few times, while trying to walk across a street, I welcome the proposed changes.

/Would rather not temp fate.


How is this gonna change that? There are always going to be idiot drivers. My friend got left-turned-into by a car at a four way stop who wasn't looking up (Catherine and 4th). Didn't matter.

Even though he got some nice cash from that, I'd prefer not to die so I commute defensively. Yeah, I might be right to cross where I'm crossing, but if that sorority twit in her SUV is looking down at her phone it doesn't matter.
 
2011-11-11 09:35:44 PM
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2011-11-11 09:36:51 PM
Get Lost: So if cars stop for some jackass who stands on the corner, who is just standing there watching traffic and never intending to cross,,,, Can we beat the shiat out of the jackass for having to stop, due to some stupid law that would have the cops beating you up for not stopping.

/Next up on the docket: Should the cops ticket asshole bicycle riders, for causing accidents, via the rider failing to abide by traffic laws.


They can. And in Ann Arbor, I know they have.

My friend almost got a bike DUI, but instead got a distracted riding something or another.
 
2011-11-11 09:37:37 PM
Get Lost: So if cars stop for some jackass who stands on the corner, who is just standing there watching traffic and never intending to cross,,,, Can we beat the shiat out of the jackass for having to stop, due to some stupid law that would have the cops beating you up for not stopping.

You can totally do that. You'll just get arrested for it.

/Next up on the docket: Should the cops ticket asshole bicycle riders, for causing accidents, via the rider failing to abide by traffic laws.

Not that i disagree, but i'd love to have examples.
 
2011-11-11 09:39:55 PM
Good luck trying to cross a street at a crosswalk in California. Seriously, good luck, it won't happen, ever. The way I have to get asshats to slam on their breaks is to wave my arms and yell, jumping and hopping and just waltz right into that crosswalk, hoping i will get hit by someone with insurance, a high income and terrible lawyers. Better odds at winning the Martian Lottery.

Sorry drivers but crosswalks are there for the simple reason that no one would ever be able to cross a street at all in many cities. Yes, you pay the gasoline taxes which supposedly all go to pay for roads ( haha keep on believing that lie ), but that doesn't make them "your" road -- as I often have to remind every single driver I know. And some even aim for pedestrians and cyclists, screaming about being delayed, angry about these hippy walkers and cyclists making them even more angry in an angry day of anger.

Fark you asshats. The next time I am hit in a crosswalk by some asshat in an SUV not yielding will be the time I go to prison. I am packing now because I have been hit so many times by Road Owners, including in crosswalks with the right of way.. Your move.

/Back off!
 
2011-11-11 09:40:36 PM
Something tells me neither the police or the citizen drivers will even bother with this kinda bullcrap traffic law. Imagine how many people could be ticketed in a single day. Not to mention the potential unintentional side effect of drivers hitting cars because they were paying too much attention to the sidewalk looking for pedestrians that feign the slightest interest in crossing.
 
2011-11-11 09:43:06 PM
ricewater_stool: sigdiamond2000: FTFA:

It now states that when traffic control signals are not in place or not in operation, drivers must stop - before entering a crosswalk - and yield to any pedestrians "stopped at the curb or ramp leading to a crosswalk." Drivers also must continue to stop for pedestrians within crosswalks, and without regard to which portion of the roadway the pedestrian is using.

Completely, utterly insane.

Vehicles yielding to pedestrians at crosswalks? What is this, Soviet Russia?

You're missing the point. Michigan state law already mandates that cars stop for pedestrians in a crosswalk. The Ann Arbor law ups that to if a pedestrian is "about to enter or approaching a crosswalk" cars must stop. So a driver is supposed to be monitoring the sidewalk for people who might decide to cross the street, i.e. predicting intent. It's really, really stupid. I drive though Ann Arbor several times a week and I have personally witnessed several near accidents because of this.


Monitoring the road and things about to enter the road is called driving. Do you only look directly forward when driving in Michigan?
 
2011-11-11 09:43:15 PM
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2011-11-11 09:44:09 PM
FloydA: When traffic lights are not working, aren't drivers supposed to stop at all intersections anyway, and treat them as though they were four way stops? That's the way it is everywhere I've ever lived. Is it different in Ann Arbor?

I think every place you have ever been has "recommended" that intersections with non-functional traffic control devices be treated like a 4 way stop. It's a common misconception that the law mandates it. In most places, what happens under the law is that the intersection simply changes from a controlled intersection to an uncontrolled intersection and drivers must follow the rules of uncontrolled intersections.
 
2011-11-11 09:49:49 PM
This headline was not worthy of Fark and whoever gave it the go ahead should be removed.
 
2011-11-11 10:02:38 PM
GAT_00: So this means those protestors hit by the car in DC would be OK? Why don't Republicans like this?

All those republicans in Ann Arbor. They have a bigger lock on the place than Martha's Vineyard.
 
2011-11-11 10:08:28 PM
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