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(Yahoo) Scary Radiation of unknown origin detected across Europe. Everybody panic. No, seriously, EVERYBODY PANIC   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 166
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2011-11-11 01:34:11 PM
Anybody have some spare potassium iodide I could borrow? o_o
 
2011-11-11 01:46:32 PM
In before the 'nuclear power is totally safe' people telling us that radiation is nothing to worry about.
 
2011-11-11 02:02:59 PM
ROUO? I don't believe they exist.
 
2011-11-11 02:20:49 PM
Sorry, the page you requested either doesn't exist or isn't available right now!
 
2011-11-11 02:22:52 PM
cannotsuggestaname: Sorry, the page you requested either doesn't exist or isn't available right now!

What? Yes, it is!
 
2011-11-11 02:26:38 PM
wonder who will be the first to say it was Iran?
 
2011-11-11 02:40:04 PM
Captain Steroid: cannotsuggestaname: Sorry, the page you requested either doesn't exist or isn't available right now!

What? Yes, it is!



it wasn't when I posted that. Through Google cache, search on Yahoo! News directly, or the link provided.

It looks like they fixed their issue now though, as I do see an article.
 
2011-11-11 03:40:03 PM
simplemac: wonder who will be the first to say it was Iran?

I'll take "people who don't understand wind patterns" for $100, Alex.
 
2011-11-11 04:18:21 PM
Meanwhile, on a farm just outside of Lyon, France:

s3.amazonaws.com
 
2011-11-11 04:25:19 PM
Hurm. Could the Zone be waking up?

/too much STALKER
 
2011-11-11 04:57:54 PM
Xaxor: Hurm. Could the Zone be waking up?

/too much STALKER


That... that was actually my first thought, too. :/
 
2011-11-11 04:59:56 PM
Overzealous Russian power plant staffer. Nothing to see here, move along.
 
2011-11-11 05:03:42 PM
Captain Steroid: Anybody have some spare potassium iodide I could borrow? o_o

t3.gstatic.com

"How much you need?"
 
2011-11-11 05:36:32 PM
hillary: Meanwhile, on a farm just outside of Lyon, France:

That's a wonderfully bad movie. :-D
 
2011-11-11 05:59:17 PM
Well that sucks.
 
jvl
2011-11-11 06:24:24 PM
Five bucks says China screwed up a reactor.
 
2011-11-11 06:24:43 PM
That's it... I am pushing it!!!!

www.panicawayspot.com

/seriously. I pushed it.
 
2011-11-11 06:25:09 PM
What the hell, tags?
 
2011-11-11 06:26:15 PM
Oh, shiat. I wonder if this might be a "dirty bomb" result.

fark. I think now's the time to break out the potassium iodide enemas, Euro-farkers.
 
2011-11-11 06:28:48 PM
Sounds like they need a Czech list to systematically locate the source.
 
2011-11-11 06:28:50 PM
It's ok, send in Jimmy Carter to fix the reactor leak
 
2011-11-11 06:30:09 PM
I'll leave this here.

upload.wikimedia.org

Per capita thyroid doses in the continental United States of Iodine-131 resulting from all exposure routes from all atmospheric nuclear tests conducted at the Nevada Test Site.

/wikitastic
 
2011-11-11 06:30:19 PM
Prussian blue, more than just a pretty color.
 
2011-11-11 06:32:09 PM
StreetlightInTheGhetto: I'll leave this here.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 615x432]

Per capita thyroid doses in the continental United States of Iodine-131 resulting from all exposure routes from all atmospheric nuclear tests conducted at the Nevada Test Site.

/wikitastic


Did somebody nuke Idaho?
 
2011-11-11 06:35:44 PM
troll.me

/hot
 
2011-11-11 06:35:59 PM
"And so it begins...."

/so.... what's the Hadron collider been up to lately?
 
2011-11-11 06:40:54 PM
It likely isn't a reactor or a bomb since the only thing they are picking up is I-131. There are two newer medical reactors that make iodine for medical treatment due east of where they are seeing the spikes. Someone should go ask them how things are going these days.
 
2011-11-11 06:43:17 PM
simplemac: wonder who will be the first to say it was Iran?

Anyone who didn't read this far: This particular type of radiation is relatively short-lived, with an estimated half-life of about eight days.

Unless Iran launched a really tiny nuke last week, it's not going to have come from the Middle East. More likely, somebody dumped a dozen old x-ray machines in an unapproved landfill outside Prague a few days ago.

Or too many geeks playing Modern Warfare 3 decided to ramp up their multiplayer, just saying.
 
2011-11-11 06:45:27 PM
i14.photobucket.com

Radation. Yes, indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked goggle-box do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you.
Pernicious nonsense. Everybody could stand a hundred chest X-rays a year. They ought to have them, too.
 
2011-11-11 06:48:44 PM
Bohemian: It likely isn't a reactor or a bomb since the only thing they are picking up is I-131. There are two newer medical reactors that make iodine for medical treatment due east of where they are seeing the spikes. Someone should go ask them how things are going these days.

But... I can't just "unpush" a panic button. Can I?
 
zez
2011-11-11 06:50:39 PM
Bohemian: It likely isn't a reactor or a bomb since the only thing they are picking up is I-131. There are two newer medical reactors that make iodine for medical treatment due east of where they are seeing the spikes. Someone should go ask them how things are going these days.

My wife works for a pharma company that has a reactor outside Amsterdam, is that one of them?
 
2011-11-11 06:50:43 PM
CowboyUpCowgirlDown: StreetlightInTheGhetto: I'll leave this here.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 615x432]

Per capita thyroid doses in the continental United States of Iodine-131 resulting from all exposure routes from all atmospheric nuclear tests conducted at the Nevada Test Site.

/wikitastic

Did somebody nuke Idaho?



See: Idaho National Laboratory (new window)
 
2011-11-11 06:51:52 PM
Captain Steroid: Anybody have some spare potassium iodide I could borrow? o_o

Would kelp pills be o. k.?
 
2011-11-11 06:52:49 PM
StreetlightInTheGhetto: I'll leave this here.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 615x432]

Per capita thyroid doses in the continental United States of Iodine-131 resulting from all exposure routes from all atmospheric nuclear tests conducted at the Nevada Test Site.

/wikitastic


Just exchange the colors and your tyroid map matches up nicely with the soda vs. pop map
strangemaps.files.wordpress.com
/Coincidence?
//I think not.
 
2011-11-11 06:53:50 PM
Bohemian: It likely isn't a reactor or a bomb since the only thing they are picking up is I-131. There are two newer medical reactors that make iodine for medical treatment due east of where they are seeing the spikes. Someone should go ask them how things are going these days.

Woah there Sparky! Don't you try diffusing the situation with logic and clarity. There's a shiat-ton of money to be made off of mass hysteria and panic. And by gum, I want a slice of it.
 
2011-11-11 06:54:48 PM
Iodizing radiation. Gives you a stuffy dose.
 
2011-11-11 07:03:19 PM
Mebbe Chernobyl burped...
 
2011-11-11 07:07:31 PM
mark12A: Mebbe Chernobyl burped...

Wrong direction. This would have to come from Germany or the Low Countries.

Or possibly somebody wrote a hot Czech.
 
2011-11-11 07:08:47 PM
simplemac: wonder who will be the first to say it was Iran?

Did you check the comments on TFA?
 
2011-11-11 07:09:32 PM
I'm going to go with the activation sequence of giant robots that will emerge from the English Channel to kill us all.
 
2011-11-11 07:11:13 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-11-11 07:13:10 PM
has everybody forgotten fukashima
 
2011-11-11 07:13:31 PM
Anyone else see this article in Wired about the cargo container with a hard gamma Cobalt source mixed in with scrap metal?

Things like that are worse because wherever that container went, it was emitting some pretty intense gamma rays.

It's not the first medical cobalt source to be illicitly freed from its teletherapy device, but in the other cases, people died as a result. I wonder how in the world a naked cobalt source got mixed into scrap metal without killing somebody handling it. It had to be placed in there somehow.
 
2011-11-11 07:14:55 PM
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2011-11-11 01:46:32 PM
In before the 'nuclear power is totally safe' people telling us that radiation is nothing to worry about.


In before you have a shred of evidence this is actually meeting dangerous levels.

Also in before you post the injury / death rate of Nuke plants vs any other pwr plant.
 
2011-11-11 07:19:26 PM
haywatchthis: has everybody forgotten fukashima


Forgotten what?
 
2011-11-11 07:19:31 PM
CowboyUpCowgirlDown: StreetlightInTheGhetto: I'll leave this here.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 615x432]

Per capita thyroid doses in the continental United States of Iodine-131 resulting from all exposure routes from all atmospheric nuclear tests conducted at the Nevada Test Site.

/wikitastic

Did somebody nuke Idaho?


Somebody save the potatoes!
 
2011-11-11 07:22:01 PM
Amos Quito: haywatchthis: has everybody forgotten fukashima


Forgotten what?


the plant in japan hit by earth quake, flood, sunami,tornado, valcano,blizzard harricane
 
2011-11-11 07:27:43 PM
Bohemian: It likely isn't a reactor or a bomb since the only thing they are picking up is I-131. There are two newer medical reactors that make iodine for medical treatment due east of where they are seeing the spikes. Someone should go ask them how things are going these days.

Someone's getting fired.
 
2011-11-11 07:27:54 PM
BuckTurgidson: [i14.photobucket.com image 300x240]

Radation. Yes, indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked goggle-box do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you.
Pernicious nonsense. Everybody could stand a hundred chest X-rays a year. They ought to have them, too.


Well done.
 
2011-11-11 07:37:22 PM
GAT_00: In before the 'nuclear power is totally safe' people telling us that radiation is nothing to worry about.

Radiation is nothing to worry about. i818.photobucket.com
 
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