Watching any one of these current clowns the GOP has put up try to face Obama in the general election is going to be nothing short of farking hilarious. I may not be absolutely thrilled with the guy at the moment, but one thing that simply can't be understated is how damn good he is on the campaign trail; and considering the amount of ammunition these candidates have managed to give him in just these last few months (and let's not forget we're still a year out, there are still plenty of gaffes to come) it measuring up to be a bloodbath of epic proportions.

At the very least, I imagine it's going to be a very entertaining election.

I said it in another thread. If Romney gets the nomination just play clips of him contradicting himself over and over on just about every issue. TV, radio and interwebs all day long. There is so much material to use you could have a custom ad to put out everytime Romney makes any kind of policy suggestion. Never say a word, just Romney talking. The same tactic could be used for any of these clowns.

Team O has a big enough warchest to sink anyone with thier own words.

This could go on record as the cheapest re-election in American history.

"Vote for me, because honestly... look at these people!"

It's been said before, but when the flat-out best strategy you have is to point at your opponent and say "get a load of this farkin' guy", you're probably in good shape.

Hahahahahahhahahahaa. He actually said that. Awesome.

After reading a few comments after the article, I'm sorry to report that he seems to have lost the valuable demographic of USA Today readers.

Gonz: It's been said before, but when the flat-out best strategy you have is to point at your opponent and say "get a load of this farkin' guy", you're probably in good shape.

Worked for Reagan.

/"There you go again..."

sweetmelissa31: After reading a few comments after the article, I'm sorry to report that he seems to have lost the valuable demographic of USA Today readers.

all 3 of them? that's a shame.

...and use "Yackity Sax' as the background music.

Well, if they're running them on Univision and Telemundo, they're probably going to have to edit them a bit by putting captions in. But commentary is unnecessary.

Make sure to put Cain's "I want to electrocute Mexicans'" bit in.

There's going to be a shiat ton of liberal butthurt when Obama gets sent back home to South Chicago.

GaryPDX: There's going to be a shiat ton of liberal butthurt when Obama gets sent back home to South Chicago.

Why would I be butthurt when he makes his victory speech in Chicago again?

GaryPDX: There's going to be a shiat ton of liberal butthurt when Obama gets sent back home to South Chicago.

This is foolishness, no one expects him to win three terms.

cameroncrazy1984: GaryPDX: There's going to be a shiat ton of liberal butthurt when Obama gets sent back home to South Chicago.

Why would I be butthurt when he makes his victory speech in Chicago again?

I'm not going to quote Gary directly, but Obama will have his victory speech in Austin, TX, after upsetting Perry on his home turf, or Atlanta, GA, on Cain's home turf, after taking Georgia.

GaryPDX: There's going to be a shiat ton of liberal butthurt when Obama gets sent back home to South Chicago.

do you have the "statisticals" on that, Gary?

GaryPDX: There's going to be a shiat ton of liberal butthurt when Obama gets sent back home to South Chicago.

If, due to voter disenfranchisement, Obama does loose, 99% of America will feel the butthurt.

GaryPDX: There's going to be a shiat ton of liberal butthurt when Obama gets sent back home to South Chicago.

Gary, is there anyone you want to pull the lever for in that pack? It's a bit beyond liberal at this point. Sensible people will vote for the President, whether they like him or not. There are no other options.

You libtards are pathetic. Fartbongo has been such an epic failure as President that the only hope he has of getting any votes is for him to attack the other guy (or girl)...

He has done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING since he was elected and his socialist policies have destroyed the economy and left us literally and morally bankrupt.

Worst President Evar.

Then again, bear in mind that at least a couple of these priceless little imps has said that quoting their own words is slanderous.

At this rate, given the field of opponents falling over each other in the race to fail the hardest, I think Obama is a shoe-in unless we have a double dip recession, unemployment skyrockets, or he ends up caught in a "dead girl or live boy" scandal.

And I say that in spite of the fact that no presidential incumbent has ever won re-election when unemployment was higher than 8%.

The GOP field is just that bad.

gilgigamesh: At this rate, given the field of opponents falling over each other in the race to fail the hardest, I think Obama is a shoe-in unless we have a double dip recession, unemployment skyrockets, or he ends up caught in a "dead girl or live boy" scandal.

And I say that in spite of the fact that no presidential incumbent has ever won re-election when unemployment was higher than 8%.

The GOP field is just that bad.

It's shoo-in, goddamnit.

/i agree with everything else.

Eddie Adams from Torrance: You libtards are pathetic. Fartbongo has been such an epic failure as President that the only hope he has of getting any votes is for him to attack the other guy (or girl)...

He has done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING since he was elected and his socialist policies have destroyed the economy and left us literally and morally bankrupt.

Worst President Evar.

lol. 8/10.

gilgigamesh: unless we have a double dip recession, unemployment skyrockets

Hey, the GOP in Congress is doing their damndest.

"I don't think it requires us to go negative...

We may just run clips of the Republican debates verbatim"

And when he does that, the GOP will attack back saying, "Obama promised not to go negative. Then he immediately turns around and uses gotcha liberal drive-by MSM tactics to negatively attack us? Can you trust this man?"

cameroncrazy1984: It's shoo-in, goddamnit.

Well my larger point stands irregardless of you're grammatical corrections, about which I could care less.

WTF Indeed: sammyk: I said it in another thread. If Romney gets the nomination just play clips of him contradicting himself over and over on just about every issue. TV, radio and interwebs all day long. There is so much material to use you could have a custom ad to put out everytime Romney makes any kind of policy suggestion. Never say a word, just Romney talking. The same tactic could be used for any of these clowns.

You do understand that this will the Perry campaign's tactic long before it's Obama's?

It'd be funny if Obama flat out used the same ads, and ended the spot with "Even Rick Perry figured this out"

GaryPDX: There's going to be a shiat ton of liberal butthurt when Obama gets sent back home to South Chicago.

BWAHAHAHAHA!

Asked about campaigning, the President replied "I don't think it requires us to go negative [...] We may just run clips of the Republican debates verbatim

Well then it's a good thing that Newt has already stated that anyone who quotes his exact words is lying.

Quasar: Hahahahahahhahahahaa. He actually said that. Awesome.

I had to check, and I'm glad my original response applies:

Good.

vartian: GaryPDX: There's going to be a shiat ton of liberal butthurt when Obama gets sent back home to South Chicago.

Gary, is there anyone you want to pull the lever for in that pack? It's a bit beyond liberal at this point. Sensible people will vote for the President, whether they like him or not. There are no other options.

Remember, 27% of an electorate is just going to be completely crazy. Sadly.

well that's it then - the GOP is f*cked.

SoCalSurfer: Can we elect a pro wrestler? We're soooooo close to idiocracy

President: Lemme tell ya somethin', Putin! You thought it was over when you took a steel chair to the back of my de-armament resolution. You thought it was over when you got Sarkozy to betray me during our Fatal Fourway match with Libya. But it's not over til I say it's over, brother. So I'm calling you out! This winter at G20Mania, I'm putting my title on the line. If you've got the balls to meet me inside a twenty-foot high steel ca-

*Dragonball Z theme song begins*

JR: OH MY! THAT'S -- THAT'S THE PRIME MINISTER OF JAPAN'S MUSIC, KING!

President: This doesn't involve you, Noda! Where the hell are you?

King: The music's still going but I don't see Noda any- what the!

JR: OH MY! PUTIN JUST RAN IN FROM THE CROWD WITH A STEEL CHAIR AND CLOCKED THE PRESIDENT! THIS IS SICKENING! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, PUTIN! SOMEBODY PUT A STOP TO THIS CARNAGE!

SphericalTime: Remember, 27% of an electorate is just going to be completely crazy. Sadly.

I thought that was finally established as 22 with Bush's final approval rating.

lordaction: And the republicans can just run a loop of Obama authorizing the execution of American citizens without a trial.

huh?

Weaver95: lordaction: And the republicans can just run a loop of Obama authorizing the execution of American citizens without a trial.

huh?

He's part of the 27% mentioned above.

netweavr: Weaver95: lordaction: And the republicans can just run a loop of Obama authorizing the execution of American citizens without a trial.

huh?

Terrorist dude we capped with a drone strike.

But we've been doing that for a decade now. why would it suddenly become an issue?

netweavr: In late December someone will step forward to "save" the GOP

netweavr: GOP is running a rope-a-dope. In late December someone will step forward to "save" the GOP and all the money spent building ammo against the current crop will be useless.

I see the GOP hired Harold Camping as the RNC chair. Too bad that even if Jesus did return to Earth in time to run for President, that hippy socialist would be too busy making bread, fish, and wine for OWS. When he wasn't wailing on the bankers with a bull-whip himself.

His being such a smart ass just may turn around and bite him on the ass.

GaryPDX: There's going to be a shiat ton of liberal butthurt when Obama gets sent back home to South Chicago.