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Mrs.Sharpier		2011-11-11 11:55:33 AM

Does cocaine count as a food?

God how I crave cocaine.

vernterv		2011-11-11 11:55:51 AM

KingoftheCheese: vernterv: My ex-husband would put ranch dressing on his pizza. He was a big jerk though.

People always ask for ranch at CEC. Grosses me out. Also, a lot of my Hispanic guests of dip their pizza in ketchup.

Oh lord.

clownyclownzomby: A few months ago my (now ex) woke me up at 3 a.m. while I was urinating in her closet. Went into the kitchen and realized I had eaten most of a tub of "I can't believe it's not butter." The rest was smeared all over my chest and splattered on the floor and the were margerine footprints leading toward the closet. I had consumed a six-pack of the local swill and taken an ambien. I'm planning on doing it again this weekend,

/Oklahoma beer sucks

You just made me want to smack you upside the head for some reason.

LlamaGirl		2011-11-11 11:55:52 AM

WTF Indeed: Look Mrs. Sugartits, just cause you think dipping fries in a milkshake is "normal" doesn't mean I can't call you weird. You weird weirdo.

I'm more normal than you'll ever get to know. But whatever. Keep kicking me. I like it.

vegaswench		2011-11-11 11:56:15 AM

moogrum: GrahamManning: does anyone have a good pretzel recipe

I make these twice a month. They're the bomb

Link (new window)

I am definitely trying these this weekend. Thanks!

PeriRies		2011-11-11 11:56:40 AM

So what I should I have for lunch?

Tuna fish with candy corns, or just go straight for the ham and cotton candy sandwich?

daRog		2011-11-11 11:56:42 AM

TEAM LICORICE ICE CREAM

WTF Indeed		2011-11-11 11:57:27 AM

LlamaGirl: Keep kicking me. I like it.

The S&M thread is that-a-way, dear.

ultraholland		2011-11-11 11:57:39 AM

Pussy.

and yes, I gave in

EasyWind		2011-11-11 11:57:47 AM

LlamaGirl: I have all this fresh deli meat from the italian meat shop in my fridge but i can't eat it til tomorrow :(

You could always go pick one of these up when you are able to eat.

A nice, tender llama steak...mmm mmm tasty

Mrs.Sharpier		2011-11-11 11:58:02 AM

KingoftheCheese: vernterv: My ex-husband would put ranch dressing on his pizza. He was a big jerk though.

People always ask for ranch at CEC. Grosses me out. Also, a lot of my Hispanic guests of dip their pizza in ketchup.

Used to work at a dive bar that had dime chicken wings on Tuesdays.

I would have HOARDS of mexican families come in and order dozens and dozens of wings, they would go through 16oz containers of ranch.

Oh ... fu*k and bussing the tables after they finished, the stench of saliva was overwhelming, I felt like I was inside a giants mouth.

I'm going to be sick

kwame		2011-11-11 11:58:07 AM

PeriRies: Have you checked the Food City in Mechanicsville, or the old scary Kroger on Asheville hwy?

I haven't, but a scary Kroger sounds like an adventure I want to go on. I remember there's a Mexican market I went to a few weeks back to get tamale supplies - I should check back there.

SandmanEsq: It's not that NYC better, it is that it is big enough that everything is here.

I agree completely.

EasyWind: I have never made cornbread with even a dusting of flour. Keeping cornbread light is all in the mixing method.\\

I'm sure cornbread's like biscuits and fried chicken. There's a different recipe for every home.

vernterv: My ex-husband would put ranch dressing on his pizza. He was a big jerk though.

LOL

GrahamManning		2011-11-11 11:58:17 AM

Mrs.Sharpier: Does cocaine count as a food?

God how I crave cocaine.

I want to enable you so badly maria. why won't you let me?

LlamaGirl		2011-11-11 11:59:09 AM

EasyWind: LlamaGirl: I have all this fresh deli meat from the italian meat shop in my fridge but i can't eat it til tomorrow :(

You could always go pick one of these up when you are able to eat.
[i1180.photobucket.com image 259x194]
A nice, tender llama steak...mmm mmm tasty

You go to hell.

kxs401		2011-11-11 11:59:43 AM

KingoftheCheese		2011-11-11 12:00:15 PM

LlamaGirl: EasyWind: LlamaGirl: I have all this fresh deli meat from the italian meat shop in my fridge but i can't eat it til tomorrow :(

You could always go pick one of these up when you are able to eat.
[i1180.photobucket.com image 259x194]
A nice, tender llama steak...mmm mmm tasty

You go to hell.

lol

kwame		2011-11-11 12:00:24 PM

I don't like ketchup on my burgers, but when I finally get down to the last two or three bites, I have to dip them in ketchup.

vernterv		2011-11-11 12:00:51 PM

Mrs.Sharpier: KingoftheCheese: vernterv: My ex-husband would put ranch dressing on his pizza. He was a big jerk though.

People always ask for ranch at CEC. Grosses me out. Also, a lot of my Hispanic guests of dip their pizza in ketchup.

Used to work at a dive bar that had dime chicken wings on Tuesdays.

I would have HOARDS of mexican families come in and order dozens and dozens of wings, they would go through 16oz containers of ranch.

Oh ... fu*k and bussing the tables after they finished, the stench of saliva was overwhelming, I felt like I was inside a giants mouth.

I'm going to be sick

There are these mexicans that come into the bar I hang at and they are always ordering wings, but they are never hot enough for them. The other day, they ordered super hot wings, so the chef just put in a shiat ton of stuff and made them nuclear. These guys sat there and chowed them all down and then a few of them promptly threw up. Haha.

EasyWind		2011-11-11 12:01:10 PM

KingoftheCheese: LlamaGirl: EasyWind: LlamaGirl: I have all this fresh deli meat from the italian meat shop in my fridge but i can't eat it til tomorrow :(

You could always go pick one of these up when you are able to eat.
[i1180.photobucket.com image 259x194]
A nice, tender llama steak...mmm mmm tasty

You go to hell.

lol

Hey, all gods creatures are good on a plate. Especially when there is a nice char on them.

make me some tea		2011-11-11 12:01:50 PM

lennavan: But years ago I used to like Open Pit BBQ sauce.

OMG that's the BBQ sauce I used to eat out of a bowl with a spoon! My mom bought it by the jug at Smart & Final.

riffraff		2011-11-11 12:01:58 PM

Peanut butter and bacon on toast.

vegaswench		2011-11-11 12:02:04 PM

KingoftheCheese: vegaswench: I craved ramen when I was pregnant with my first born. I felt bad about the sodium so I cut the season packets out, or used less of it, and ultimately switched to spaghetti with garlic butter. That's not strange; we were just poor.

In your defense, though, sometimes the only thing that sounds good is some ramen. What flavor did you prefer? I'm a beef man myself.

Chicken or "Oriental" whatever that entails.

WTF Indeed		2011-11-11 12:02:26 PM

Could someone explain to me the appeal of putting ranch dressing on everything? It ranch f*cking dressing, not gravy.

KingoftheCheese		2011-11-11 12:02:51 PM

vernterv: Mrs.Sharpier: KingoftheCheese: vernterv: My ex-husband would put ranch dressing on his pizza. He was a big jerk though.

People always ask for ranch at CEC. Grosses me out. Also, a lot of my Hispanic guests of dip their pizza in ketchup.

Used to work at a dive bar that had dime chicken wings on Tuesdays.

I would have HOARDS of mexican families come in and order dozens and dozens of wings, they would go through 16oz containers of ranch.

Oh ... fu*k and bussing the tables after they finished, the stench of saliva was overwhelming, I felt like I was inside a giants mouth.

I'm going to be sick

There are these mexicans that come into the bar I hang at and they are always ordering wings, but they are never hot enough for them. The other day, they ordered super hot wings, so the chef just put in a shiat ton of stuff and made them nuclear. These guys sat there and chowed them all down and then a few of them promptly threw up. Haha.

See, the Hispanics at CEC don't just use the ranch for their wings. The use it to dip their Hawaiian Pizza in it too. If that isn't the nastiest thing ever, I don't know what is.

vernterv		2011-11-11 12:03:28 PM

WTF Indeed: Could someone explain to me the appeal of putting ranch dressing on everything? It ranch f*cking dressing, not gravy.

I don't get it. I don't like that stuff on salads, let alone pizza or wings.

make me some tea		2011-11-11 12:03:36 PM

Mrs.Sharpier: Does cocaine count as a food?

God how I crave cocaine.

I liked the taste of it, slightly sweet, slightly bitter, and numbs up the tongue.

vegaswench		2011-11-11 12:04:16 PM

thismomentinblackhistory: The sticks that come with Fun-Dip. Last week I bought 5 packs of Fun-Dip and threw away all the powder and just ate the white little sticks.

Awww, think of all the kids in your neighborhood who could have used that powder to get a sugar high. Won't someone think of the sugar sensitive children?

vernterv		2011-11-11 12:04:26 PM

KingoftheCheese: vernterv: Mrs.Sharpier: KingoftheCheese: vernterv: My ex-husband would put ranch dressing on his pizza. He was a big jerk though.

People always ask for ranch at CEC. Grosses me out. Also, a lot of my Hispanic guests of dip their pizza in ketchup.

Used to work at a dive bar that had dime chicken wings on Tuesdays.

I would have HOARDS of mexican families come in and order dozens and dozens of wings, they would go through 16oz containers of ranch.

Oh ... fu*k and bussing the tables after they finished, the stench of saliva was overwhelming, I felt like I was inside a giants mouth.

I'm going to be sick

There are these mexicans that come into the bar I hang at and they are always ordering wings, but they are never hot enough for them. The other day, they ordered super hot wings, so the chef just put in a shiat ton of stuff and made them nuclear. These guys sat there and chowed them all down and then a few of them promptly threw up. Haha.

See, the Hispanics at CEC don't just use the ranch for their wings. The use it to dip their Hawaiian Pizza in it too. If that isn't the nastiest thing ever, I don't know what is.

I'm telling ya, people dip all sorts of crazy shiat into ranch dressing.

LlamaGirl		2011-11-11 12:04:40 PM

vernterv: WTF Indeed: Could someone explain to me the appeal of putting ranch dressing on everything? It ranch f*cking dressing, not gravy.

I don't get it. I don't like that stuff on salads, let alone pizza or wings.

Same here. There's a woman I work with who has a bottle of it in the fridge at all times and I am pretty sure she puts it on or dips something from each meal in it. I don't understand at all.

PleasedToMeetMe		2011-11-11 12:04:54 PM

Ever since I was a kid, it's been oatmeal and potato chips. As in using the potato chips in lieu of a spoon.

What Knot		2011-11-11 12:04:56 PM

riffraff: Peanut butter and bacon on toast.

I grew up eating grilled peanut butter and cheese sammiches. I can't believe I never thought to add bacon. :\

myschief		2011-11-11 12:04:56 PM

PacManDreaming		2011-11-11 12:05:11 PM

riffraff: Peanut butter and bacon on toast.

Yep, that's pretty good. My grandad used to eat peanut butter and ketchup. Never could build up the nerve to try that.

make me some tea		2011-11-11 12:05:17 PM

WTF Indeed: Could someone explain to me the appeal of putting ranch dressing on everything? It ranch f*cking dressing, not gravy.

It's a mouthfeel thing, because it's oily and creamy with some savory stuff going on. Not my thing either but I can see the appeal, because I love tzatziki sauce and whatever that yogurt sauce that Afghan and Indian restaurants serve with everything, because those are almost like ranch as well.

vegaswench		2011-11-11 12:05:49 PM

clownyclownzomby: A few months ago my (now ex) woke me up at 3 a.m. while I was urinating in her closet. Went into the kitchen and realized I had eaten most of a tub of "I can't believe it's not butter." The rest was smeared all over my chest and splattered on the floor and the were margerine footprints leading toward the closet. I had consumed a six-pack of the local swill and taken an ambien. I'm planning on doing it again this weekend,

/Oklahoma beer sucks

That made me laugh. You live the life, man.

KingoftheCheese		2011-11-11 12:06:05 PM

vernterv: KingoftheCheese: vernterv: Mrs.Sharpier: KingoftheCheese: vernterv: My ex-husband would put ranch dressing on his pizza. He was a big jerk though.

People always ask for ranch at CEC. Grosses me out. Also, a lot of my Hispanic guests of dip their pizza in ketchup.

Used to work at a dive bar that had dime chicken wings on Tuesdays.

I would have HOARDS of mexican families come in and order dozens and dozens of wings, they would go through 16oz containers of ranch.

Oh ... fu*k and bussing the tables after they finished, the stench of saliva was overwhelming, I felt like I was inside a giants mouth.

I'm going to be sick

There are these mexicans that come into the bar I hang at and they are always ordering wings, but they are never hot enough for them. The other day, they ordered super hot wings, so the chef just put in a shiat ton of stuff and made them nuclear. These guys sat there and chowed them all down and then a few of them promptly threw up. Haha.

See, the Hispanics at CEC don't just use the ranch for their wings. The use it to dip their Hawaiian Pizza in it too. If that isn't the nastiest thing ever, I don't know what is.

I'm telling ya, people dip all sorts of crazy shiat into ranch dressing.

We have a friend of the family that, whenever they go out, carries a bottle of Hidden Valley in her purse in case the restaurant doesn't have ranch.

GrahamManning		2011-11-11 12:07:29 PM

KingoftheCheese: We have a friend of the family that, whenever they go out, carries a bottle of Hidden Valley in her purse in case the restaurant doesn't have ranch.

A girl that carries ranch dressing in her purse sounds super fat

vernterv		2011-11-11 12:08:07 PM

KingoftheCheese: We have a friend of the family that, whenever they go out, carries a bottle of Hidden Valley in her purse in case the restaurant doesn't have ranch.

That's almost as retarded as the person someone earlier in the thread said carried around a stick of butter with him.

Rev. Skarekroe		2011-11-11 12:08:34 PM

Crystal Pepsi.
I will never again be able to give into my craving. NEVER AGAIN!!!

professorkowalski		2011-11-11 12:08:36 PM

I used to eat pizza that had bacon, ham, sausage, hamburger, pepperoni, sausage, canadian bacon, and meatball on it.

I could eat a party pizza that size, in half an hour, with the help of one other person.

Mrs.Sharpier		2011-11-11 12:08:52 PM

GrahamManning: KingoftheCheese: We have a friend of the family that, whenever they go out, carries a bottle of Hidden Valley in her purse in case the restaurant doesn't have ranch.

A girl that carries ranch dressing in her purse sounds super fat

I like to imagine it is in a flask

KingoftheCheese		2011-11-11 12:09:42 PM

vernterv: KingoftheCheese: We have a friend of the family that, whenever they go out, carries a bottle of Hidden Valley in her purse in case the restaurant doesn't have ranch.

That's almost as retarded as the person someone earlier in the thread said carried around a stick of butter with him.

I didn't catch that. I mean, I will always choose butter over margarine, but if the place doesn't offer butter, I don't let it ruin my meal.

PeriRies		2011-11-11 12:12:30 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: Crystal Pepsi.
I will never again be able to give into my craving. NEVER AGAIN!!!

I think we should start the most absurb Occupy movement of all, and set up a Bring Back Crystal Pepsi tent city as an excuse to throw a fark party somewhere.

vernterv		2011-11-11 12:14:05 PM

KingoftheCheese: vernterv: KingoftheCheese: We have a friend of the family that, whenever they go out, carries a bottle of Hidden Valley in her purse in case the restaurant doesn't have ranch.

That's almost as retarded as the person someone earlier in the thread said carried around a stick of butter with him.

I didn't catch that. I mean, I will always choose butter over margarine, but if the place doesn't offer butter, I don't let it ruin my meal.

Same here. I hate margarine, but I'm not carrying butter around with me. That would make me sound fat.

EasyWind		2011-11-11 12:14:37 PM

GrahamManning		2011-11-11 12:16:43 PM

EasyWind: I give to you....the Ranch Dressing Fountain

Ew, take it away

kwame		2011-11-11 12:17:55 PM

EasyWind: I give to you....the Ranch Dressing Fountain

That's f*cking disgusting.

vernterv		2011-11-11 12:19:40 PM

EasyWind: I give to you....the Ranch Dressing Fountain

Oh gross.

Hyperbolic Hyperbole		2011-11-11 12:19:48 PM

EasyWind: I give to you....the Ranch Dressing Fountain

i have nothing to say about this.

Rev. Skarekroe		2011-11-11 12:19:53 PM

kwame: EasyWind: I give to you....the Ranch Dressing Fountain

That's f*cking disgusting.

The stench... I can only imagine...

vegaswench		2011-11-11 12:20:01 PM

EasyWind: I give to you....the Ranch Dressing Fountain

*hork*

That lady with the carrots is looking at it like it's the best she's ever had, though.

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