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2011-11-11 10:59:07 AM  
Are you knocked up?

Sometimes I crave A1.
 
2011-11-11 10:59:20 AM  
Okay, I've drank pickle juice, but I'm still judging you.
 
2011-11-11 10:59:34 AM  
That sounds f*cking awful.
 
2011-11-11 11:00:10 AM  
Wait. Are you trying to tell us that you like a wet salad?
 
2011-11-11 11:00:44 AM  
Pickle juice, but I think that's normalish.

I always give in to my food cravings. I wouldn't be craving it if my body didn't need it, right?
 
2011-11-11 11:01:46 AM  
That is f*cking revolting.

Sometimes I crave peanut butter and cheese sandwiches. I never have American cheese, though, which is necessary. It's best with white bread, too, which I also never have.

I crave pickles all the time. No, I'm not pregnant.
 
2011-11-11 11:02:07 AM  
i will eat cottage cheese with just about anything, i loooooooove cottage cheese
 
2011-11-11 11:02:07 AM  
Pickle juice. Was the dressing all you had in the fridge?
 
2011-11-11 11:03:16 AM  
Pickle juice is a staple of my diet. Mmmm pickle juice.
 
2011-11-11 11:03:17 AM  
I also crave mayonnaise.
 
2011-11-11 11:04:32 AM  
my tastes in food are generally very tame but i love wasabi covered dried peas. and i know exactly why.. it's not the flavor or the crunch or the way the clear outer pieces of shell sometimes lodge in your gum... it's how right after it farking hurts like shiat for a minute, literal endorphins flood your brain to relieve that pain.

i heart psychopharmacology.
 
2011-11-11 11:05:03 AM  
I craved certain foods both times I was pregnant, but nothing weird. With my daughter it was Thai and Indian food, and lots and lots of fruit. And I couldn't stand Mexican. With my son it was eggs and English muffins every morning for breakfast.
 
2011-11-11 11:05:27 AM  
When I was pregnant I craved rootbeer floats and had one every night for the last 2 months.
 
2011-11-11 11:05:32 AM  
I always seem to crave things when they announce that I can't have them...

Like sprouts or spinach when they had that Salmonella scare.
 
2011-11-11 11:05:34 AM  
Speaking of cornbread.

My mom used to crumble up cornbread, then put pinto beans on top of that, and drizzle the whole thing with pickle juice. I crave that sometimes out of nostalgia. It's really quite good.
 
2011-11-11 11:05:55 AM  
i like to eat sauerkraut.
 
2011-11-11 11:06:16 AM  
Does the desire to put sliced Claussen dill pickles, raw garlic, Sriracha AND Choula, olive oil, and balsamic on almost everything I eat count as a strange craving?

Kasira: ...I always give in to my food cravings. I wouldn't be craving it if my body didn't need it, right?


Also this for the most part. Except for cravings for sugar--no matter how much I might salivate over some Reese's, when I get the the store and compulsively read the ingredients on them I get disgusted and leave empty handed, only to get the craving again when I get home.
 
2011-11-11 11:07:08 AM  

mryoop789: With my daughter it was Thai and Indian food, and lots and lots of fruit.


Mmm. I always crave Thai food.

I wonder if you were thirsty. When I had mono, all I wanted was fresh fruit (berries and watermelon, mainly), popsicles, and sorbet. I think I was just super thirsty.
 
2011-11-11 11:07:42 AM  
You are going to poop such an awful poop.
 
2011-11-11 11:07:53 AM  
Jesus tapdancing Christ on a cracker what is WRONG with you people?

Although I will cop to freezing Cadbury Eggs after Easter so that I always have them on hand. But that's not disgusting. That's just smart thinking.
 
2011-11-11 11:09:01 AM  
I want a braunschweiger sandwich.
 
2011-11-11 11:09:34 AM  
I ate an entire stick of butter once. Thank God for Scotchguard!
 
2011-11-11 11:09:41 AM  
There's a whole lot of gross up in this thread.
 
2011-11-11 11:09:56 AM  
I ate an entire jar of pickles watching Peewee's Big Adventure.

I like to drink the mustard out of the little restaurant packets.
 
2011-11-11 11:10:10 AM  
Grilled bacon, sweet pickle chips and cheese sandwich.
 
2011-11-11 11:10:13 AM  
I like balut.
 
2011-11-11 11:10:13 AM  

James!: You are going to poop such an awful poop.


That got a legit LOL from me.

Also, why are we sharing this thread with the dirty liters? I take issue with this. I don't want to know things that make them more disgusting than they already are.
 
2011-11-11 11:10:23 AM  

Eutamias21: mryoop789: With my daughter it was Thai and Indian food, and lots and lots of fruit.

Mmm. I always crave Thai food.

I wonder if you were thirsty. When I had mono, all I wanted was fresh fruit (berries and watermelon, mainly), popsicles, and sorbet. I think I was just super thirsty.


I was just very, very pregnant. Man, our food bill went way up for a couple of months. Two meals a day I would eat french bread with brie, and then a ton of grapes, berries, and apples. Oh, and kalamata olives.
 
2011-11-11 11:10:43 AM  
Smear peanut butter on a waffle, then curse my name for your new addiction.
 
2011-11-11 11:10:49 AM  

Al_Ed: I ate an entire stick of butter once. Thank God for Scotchguard!


I thought the same thing when my dog ate a stick of butter and puked it onto my couch.
 
2011-11-11 11:11:02 AM  

mryoop789: Eutamias21: mryoop789: With my daughter it was Thai and Indian food, and lots and lots of fruit.

Mmm. I always crave Thai food.

I wonder if you were thirsty. When I had mono, all I wanted was fresh fruit (berries and watermelon, mainly), popsicles, and sorbet. I think I was just super thirsty.

I was just very, very pregnant. Man, our food bill went way up for a couple of months. Two meals a day I would eat french bread with brie, and then a ton of grapes, berries, and apples. Oh, and kalamata olives.


Oh, and I forgot about the mineral water. I drank that stuff CONSTANTLY for about three months.
 
2011-11-11 11:11:09 AM  
will post to Main » on 11 Nov 2011 at 2:40 PM

lol
 
2011-11-11 11:11:09 AM  

AtticusFinchEsq: Although I will cop to freezing Cadbury Eggs after Easter so that I always have them on hand. But that's not disgusting. That's just smart thinking.


Supposedly, there are two cases en route to my abode from California of Cadbury mini-Creme Eggs.

I'm gonna be a fat, fat, fat little man when those arrive.
 
2011-11-11 11:11:12 AM  
And then this happened.
 
2011-11-11 11:11:25 AM  
I don't have strange food cravings.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to decide which of the four different types of cookie dough in my freezer I want for my snack.
 
2011-11-11 11:11:45 AM  
I've been known to drive for half an hour for fried chicken gizzards.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-11-11 11:11:45 AM  

Adjective Bird Whiskey: I ate an entire jar of pickles watching Peewee's Big Adventure.

I like to drink the mustard out of the little restaurant packets.


I like doing that with McDonalds picante sauce.
 
2011-11-11 11:12:01 AM  
Missed it ... by that much.
 
2011-11-11 11:12:07 AM  

Al_Ed: I ate an entire stick of butter once. Thank God for Scotchguard!


When my brother was a young teenager and away at camp, a friend of his said he'd get his dessert for the rest of the summer if he ate a whole stick of butter. He had already eaten his whole meal and dessert. He ate the stick of butter, and then ate the friend's dessert. He did not throw up. He's also now 6'1" and around 170 lbs.
 
2011-11-11 11:12:10 AM  
You want revolting?

i83.photobucket.com

THERE'S YOUR REVOLTING.
 
2011-11-11 11:12:29 AM  

vernterv: Al_Ed: I ate an entire stick of butter once. Thank God for Scotchguard!

I thought the same thing when my dog ate a stick of butter and puked it onto my couch.


I didn't puke.
 
2011-11-11 11:12:37 AM  

Al_Ed: I ate an entire stick of butter once. Thank God for Scotchguard!


A guy I knew in college snacked on sticks of butter... Unfortunately, that's probably not even in the top 5 of the most disgusting things he did.
 
2011-11-11 11:13:04 AM  

Timanous: Grilled bacon, sweet pickle chips and cheese sandwich.


That sounds pretty good.
 
2011-11-11 11:13:06 AM  
Anytime I'm hungry but I don't know what I want, the answer ends up being a soft pretzel. Thank you soft pretzels, I less than three you.
 
2011-11-11 11:13:15 AM  

The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: You want revolting?

[i83.photobucket.com image 600x800]

THERE'S YOUR REVOLTING.


Oh my god.
 
2011-11-11 11:13:35 AM  

DannyJunior: will post to Main » on 11 Nov 2011 at 2:40 PM

lol


You say lol, I say, "Hey, my second green!"

/subby
//and yes, the headline is completely true.
 
2011-11-11 11:13:40 AM  

moogrum: Anytime I'm hungry but I don't know what I want, the answer ends up being a soft pretzel. Thank you soft pretzels, I less than three you.


I f*cking love soft pretzels.
 
2011-11-11 11:13:42 AM  
Well - I `crave' Scotch - but most people call it an `addiction issue'.
It's pain management, gawd dammit!
 
2011-11-11 11:13:55 AM  

Kyro: Smear peanut butter on a waffle, then curse my name for your new addiction.


It's better on french toast with a little bit of cinnamon.
 
2011-11-11 11:14:09 AM  
My college roomie used to drink pickle juice.
 
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