biting? or biting hard?

one is good. one is bad unless you are german.

I hate it when testicles bite women. Really takes 'em out of the mood.

FTFA:
"Police were called and found Mr Douglas with a wound to his scrotum which had left one of his testicles exposed."

I think I just turtled.

What about gentle nibbling? Is that OK?

Mastery of understatement:

Recorder Robin Mairs said: "This relationship is over, I think both of you accept that."

I got as far as "exposed testi" and had to stop. Broad is nuts.

her suspended sentence is suspended a little bit higher when it's cold out

Nogale: What about gentle nibbling? Is that OK?

Nibbling is a gateway.

"...a 12-month sentence, suspended for 18 months...." Huh?

Im sorry but, this gal needs to be doing jail time.

If it had been a dude that bit a hole in his Girlfriends clit, he would not be getting off so lightly :/

trentrockport: I hate it when testicles bite women. Really takes 'em out of the mood.

I can see I'm not needed here.

Why, why did this have to be shared?!

usually you've got to pay extra for that

What's the big deal? You mean every woman doesn't do this?

david_gaithersburg: "...a 12-month sentence, suspended for 18 months...." Huh?

Guess the judge thought she bit off a little more then she could chew...

/ouch

Headline of the Year candidate.

david_gaithersburg: "...a 12-month sentence, suspended for 18 months...." Huh?

Would have gotten 12 months in jail, but instead has 18 months of probation, I think.

"It must have been excruciatingly painful."

Understatement of the century.

Need Help Soonish: Im sorry but, this gal needs to be doing jail time.

If it had been a dude that bit a hole in his Girlfriends clit, he would not be getting off so lightly :/

Bah dum - splash

Pair-o-Dice: Need Help Soonish: Im sorry but, this gal needs to be doing jail time.

If it had been a dude that bit a hole in his Girlfriends clit, he would not be getting off so lightly :/

Bah dum - splash

Oh Damn-it...

///Unintentional.
///Funny, but unintentional!

cgraves67: FTFA:
"Police were called and found Mr Douglas with a wound to his scrotum which had left one of his testicles exposed."

I think I just turtled.

Ahhhhhhhhh

/i just screamed like a girl

skuppy: david_gaithersburg: "...a 12-month sentence, suspended for 18 months...." Huh?

Would have gotten 12 months in jail, but instead has 18 months of probation, I think.

No it means that she doesn't go to prison immediately, but if she reoffends in the 18 month period, she goes to prison for 12 months.

What the hell is this? Wasn't there a story a week ago or so about some girl biting the head off some guy? You think you could trust a girl down there, but I guess not these days.

Mr. T unavailable for comment.

Every time a woman commits an act of violence or sexual assault they are never punished. No wonder women are responsible for the overwhelming majority of child abuse and over half of domestic violence cases now. They know they can get away with it.

Swap the roles, and if he bites her stuff clean off or darn near clean off, does he get a suspended sentence? I doubt it.

Bigz2k's chair is jealous of both the results and the suspended sentence.

she's doing it wrong..

Several years ago, one of my a riding buddies was involved in a collision with his motorcycle. Sometime after he made a full recovery we held a party at his house. At some point during the soiree he brought out his bike's gas tank, complete with a very large dent where he hit it with his "anatomy": I tell you, every single man in the room just went quiet and cringed !

/yes, you can fracture a testicle

ukexpat: skuppy: david_gaithersburg: "...a 12-month sentence, suspended for 18 months...." Huh?
++++++++
Would have gotten 12 months in jail, but instead has 18 months of probation, I think.
+++++++++++
No it means that she doesn't go to prison immediately, but if she reoffends in the 18 month period, she goes to prison for 12 months.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Thanks, I was reading it as she now has a six month get out of jail free card which should could use against future crimes.

The recorder at Newcastle Crown Court handed Topp, of Aycliffe Place, Wrekenton, a 12-month sentence, suspended for 18 months.

Hung jury?

45 stitches? On his huevos?

Mine just crawled back into my belly. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

For the record....if I'm drunk, argument or no, if your testicles end up anywhere where I *could* bite them...they're getting bit. Because no.

"Police were called and found Mr Douglas with a wound to his scrotum which had left one of his testicles exposed."

Now I know it's possible to pass out from some one else's pain.

FTA: Recorder Robin Mairs said: "This relationship is over, I think both of you accept that."

You think?

ftfa:"...Topp did not remember."

Liar.

Oral Dentata.

Not a myth.

ShamanGator: "Police were called and found Mr Douglas with a wound to his scrotum which had left one of his testicles exposed."

Now I know it's possible to pass out from some one else's pain.

friend of mine caught his sack on the exposed wires on top of an old chain link fence once. He had a nut hanging in the breeze

I'm cringing and I don't even have a nutsack.

Also, suspended sentence what?

Love at first bite? The woman can't feed off blood alone, she needed more protein.

Little Boy Blue

chew, chew, chew...

Nogale: What about gentle nibbling? Is that OK?

Depends. You offering?

/checks Nogale's profile...

Oh shiat, you're just yankin' our chain, Nogale.

Everyone knows when you cross a Jewish girl with an Apple you get a computer that won't go down on you.



//I keed, I keed...
///not really...

skullkrusher: ShamanGator: "Police were called and found Mr Douglas with a wound to his scrotum which had left one of his testicles exposed."

Now I know it's possible to pass out from some one else's pain.

friend of mine caught his sack on the exposed wires on top of an old chain link fence once. He had a nut hanging in the breeze

WTF, was he not wearing any pants?