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(CBS News) Interesting Cain tops three-way with Romney and Gingrich. Not sure who would watch that porno, but okay   (cbsnews.com) divider line 88
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2011-11-11 10:18:38 AM
FEEL THE NEWTMENTUM
 
2011-11-11 10:43:59 AM
AAAAAAUGHH GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!!! GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT!1!
 
2011-11-11 10:50:34 AM
Gingrich is climbing again? By my vague calculations, the front-runner/savior candidates have been: Romney, Gingrich, Romney, Trump, Romney, Bachmann, Romney, Perry, Romney, Cain, Romney and now Gingrich. Does the Republican Party have ADHD?
 
2011-11-11 10:55:53 AM
Lemon party.
 
2011-11-11 10:57:39 AM
Gingrich? Really? Really?
 
2011-11-11 10:58:01 AM
i.qkme.me
 
2011-11-11 10:58:39 AM
Santorum would buy that for a dollar. Just to, you know, tell people how bad it was.
 
2011-11-11 10:58:56 AM
What a nasty thought.

Has there been another divorced president, aside from St. Reagan?
 
2011-11-11 10:58:59 AM
I like how Huntsman is tied with "no one" at 1%.
 
2011-11-11 10:59:02 AM
 
2011-11-11 10:59:03 AM
Lumpmoose: Gingrich is climbing again? By my vague calculations, the front-runner/savior candidates have been: Romney, Gingrich, Romney, Trump, Romney, Bachmann, Romney, Perry, Romney, Cain, Romney and now Gingrich. Does the Republican Party have ADHD?

Trisomy 21.
 
2011-11-11 10:59:11 AM
Guys - the Dodd/Kennedy/Fisher threeway thread is thataway.
 
2011-11-11 10:59:20 AM
Lumpmoose: Does the Republican Party have ADHD?

No, they just really really really hate Mitt Romney.
 
2011-11-11 10:59:50 AM
This is one seriously fractured party. Would not be surprised once Romney gets the nom (he will) some Teatard runs as an Independent, therefore handing Obama his re-election in a silver platter.
 
2011-11-11 11:00:32 AM
winterwhile: at leas these 3 are qualified to be president

Chairman Obama still has to go to school... every day


1/10. Tell us about your grandma's knee.
 
2011-11-11 11:04:40 AM
Uh no, Cain tops a 5-way with Romney, Gingrich, don't know and someone else.

On a side note, who's the art student who made that graph 11 shades of bluish-gray.
 
2011-11-11 11:06:22 AM
Jesus, I was eating.

And how is it possible that Santorum holds more support than Huntsman?
 
2011-11-11 11:06:46 AM
What a Cain three-way may look like:

l3.yimg.com
 
2011-11-11 11:07:33 AM
img521.imageshack.us
 
2011-11-11 11:07:47 AM
coeyagi: winterwhile: at leas these 3 are qualified to be president

Chairman Obama still has to go to school... every day

1/10. Tell us about your grandma's knee.


I'm gonna give it more like a 5 or 6. I'm seeing an effective usage of poor grammar, with the lowercase "a" to start the sentence, the misspelling of "least", "3" instead of "three," no period after "president," not capitalizing "president," and a very subtle botched ellipsis, followed by a second sentence with no period. I find this very economical in terms of how many technical flaws he was able to work into such a short space. My problem is, "Chairman MAObama" would have been so much more effective than "Chairman Obama." I couldn't help but feel that this created the impression something was lacking.
 
2011-11-11 11:09:35 AM
Clowns in my Coffee: Jesus, I was eating.

And how is it possible that Santorum holds more support than Huntsman?


Sanity is a liability.
 
2011-11-11 11:12:38 AM
I would totally watch Romney hammer Perry
 
2011-11-11 11:13:10 AM
Finally, I get to use Bright Piss Yellow #1 for one of my favorite lame trolls! Only special members of the League of Fail™ get Yellow #1.
 
2011-11-11 11:13:19 AM
atomic-age: What a nasty thought.

Has there been another divorced president, aside from St. Reagan?


These thrice divorced adulterers are ruining the sanctity of marriage. Won't someone stop thrice-divorced adulterers from shoving the thrice-divorced adulterer agenda down my throat?


adulterer is a weird word to type
 
2011-11-11 11:15:05 AM
Here's a good article (new window) with a bunch of link describing Gingrich's shameless whoring for political dollars.
 
2011-11-11 11:15:08 AM
I just threw up in my mouth...a lot!
 
2011-11-11 11:16:20 AM
D-Liver: coeyagi: winterwhile: at leas these 3 are qualified to be president

Chairman Obama still has to go to school... every day

1/10. Tell us about your grandma's knee.

I'm gonna give it more like a 5 or 6. I'm seeing an effective usage of poor grammar, with the lowercase "a" to start the sentence, the misspelling of "least", "3" instead of "three," no period after "president," not capitalizing "president," and a very subtle botched ellipsis, followed by a second sentence with no period. I find this very economical in terms of how many technical flaws he was able to work into such a short space. My problem is, "Chairman MAObama" would have been so much more effective than "Chairman Obama." I couldn't help but feel that this created the impression something was lacking.


And he left off his signature "Dem-o-rats" epithet too. I am so sick of the drive-by trollings from kids today. No thought, no effort, just a big ole pile of thoughtless alphabet soup.
 
2011-11-11 11:17:03 AM
sprawl15: [img521.imageshack.us image 612x792]

Man, what a horrible use of Illustrator auto-trace. It's not going to turn you into a Liberal to use something with a little more dpi
 
2011-11-11 11:17:33 AM
Cain tops three-way with Romney and Gingrich.

Gingrich always looked like a bottom to me. But nothing's getting through Romney's magic, protective underwear.
 
2011-11-11 11:18:24 AM
WOW.
I guess Obama has it then.

Santorum is polling better than Huntsman? WTF is wrong with Republican voters?

Newt? PLEASE let him be the nominee to run, that would be hilarious.
 
2011-11-11 11:18:25 AM
Of course, a Newt thread would be incomplete without a picture of him and his demonic handler.

angrywhitedude.com
 
2011-11-11 11:18:41 AM
winterwhile: Chairman Obama still has to go to school... every day

People are still saying "Chairman Obama"? Really?
 
2011-11-11 11:18:43 AM
Rule 34. No exceptions.
 
2011-11-11 11:19:38 AM
coeyagi: And he left off his signature "Dem-o-rats" epithet too. I am so sick of the drive-by trollings from kids today. No thought, no effort, just a big ole pile of thoughtless alphabet soup.

bestof4chan.com
 
2011-11-11 11:21:35 AM
Is Newt the new flavor of the month? Damn, I put money that Huntsman would be the new flavor.

/My neighbor, who if a full fledged tea bagger, although of the RON PAUL variety, Hates newt. Because Newts campaign is seriously in debt, he believes that is how newt would run the country. Your bagger mileage may vary.
 
2011-11-11 11:22:13 AM
If I may intrude on the thread with a serious question........

I've managed to see the debate aftershow on at least two occasions where the the likely voters that the network has selected shift from 25% Romney before the debate to 90% Romney after the debate. (Not the phone poll sample, but the ones where the network actually has likely voters all in a room and talks to them after the debate)

What I can't figure out is why the results there are so far out of whack with the polling results.
 
2011-11-11 11:22:13 AM
"We can taste your soul from here...."

angrywhitedude.com
 
2011-11-11 11:23:10 AM
maudibjr: Is Newt the new flavor of the month? Damn, I put money that Huntsman would be the new flavor.

/My neighbor, who if a full fledged tea bagger, although of the RON PAUL variety, Hates newt. Because Newts campaign is seriously in debt, he believes that is how newt would run the country. Your bagger mileage may vary.


Huntsman takes the same policy viewpoint as all these other clowns but has yet to engage in the oneupsmanship that has allowed the pants-on-head-retarded brand to really flourish with the retarded base of the GOP.

Until he goes full retard, he is staying fully irrrelevant.
 
2011-11-11 11:24:05 AM
SamFlagg: If I may intrude on the thread with a serious question........

I've managed to see the debate aftershow on at least two occasions where the the likely voters that the network has selected shift from 25% Romney before the debate to 90% Romney after the debate. (Not the phone poll sample, but the ones where the network actually has likely voters all in a room and talks to them after the debate)

What I can't figure out is why the results there are so far out of whack with the polling results.


Most people don't watch the debates? Logical conclusion is logical.
 
2011-11-11 11:24:24 AM
maudibjr: Damn, I put money that Huntsman would be the new flavor.

I don't think he ever will be...he's too smart for mass appeal, and too independent for party appeal. Nobody who has significant influence over the primary has any interest in Huntsman winning.
 
2011-11-11 11:26:20 AM
coeyagi: SamFlagg: If I may intrude on the thread with a serious question........

I've managed to see the debate aftershow on at least two occasions where the the likely voters that the network has selected shift from 25% Romney before the debate to 90% Romney after the debate. (Not the phone poll sample, but the ones where the network actually has likely voters all in a room and talks to them after the debate)

What I can't figure out is why the results there are so far out of whack with the polling results.

Most people don't watch the debates? Logical conclusion is logical.


Gah, I don't want it to be occam's razor. (Even though I realize that is the most likely result.)
 
2011-11-11 11:26:41 AM
I figured Huntsman would get about 95% of the female vote and at least 5% of the male vote guaranteed.

s3.amazonaws.com
 
2011-11-11 11:32:50 AM
please: WTF is wrong with Republican voters?


Would you like the list sorted alphabetically, chronologically or in order of importance?
 
2011-11-11 11:36:10 AM
Mugato: winterwhile: Chairman Obama still has to go to school... every day

People are still saying "Chairman Obama"? Really?


It's been a long time since "Winterwhile" got his algorithms updated. Coders be busy!
 
2011-11-11 11:39:00 AM
FloydA: please: WTF is wrong with Republican voters?


Would you like the list sorted alphabetically, chronologically or in order of importance?


I hope your sorting algorithms are no worse than order NlogN or you're going to be working for a long time.
 
2011-11-11 11:41:18 AM
coeyagi: winterwhile: at leas these 3 are qualified to be president

Chairman Obama still has to go to school... every day

1/10. Tell us about your grandma's knee.


Please. Ask him about his grandma's labia.
 
2011-11-11 11:45:54 AM
atomic-age: Please. Ask him about his grandma's labia.

I heard she got death panelled when she fell and broke her labia?
 
2011-11-11 11:46:48 AM
Jackson Herring: atomic-age: What a nasty thought.

Has there been another divorced president, aside from St. Reagan?

These thrice divorced adulterers are ruining the sanctity of marriage. Won't someone stop thrice-divorced adulterers from shoving the thrice-divorced adulterer agenda down my throat?


adulterer is a weird word to type


You know who else liked to shove something down people's throats?

Newt Gingrich. In parked cars.
 
2011-11-11 11:48:07 AM
Jackson Herring: atomic-age: Please. Ask him about his grandma's labia.

I heard she got death panelled when she fell and broke her labia?


They broke off on her grandtroll's face. He's been bitter ever since.
 
2011-11-11 12:00:40 PM
So the top three GOP contenders are in a statistical dead heat with "Undecided" and "Someone Else?" Wow...that about sums up the primary race...
 
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