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2011-11-11 08:57:57 AM
it turned out that it wasn't all that simple to find and secure the services of a prostitute. At least not in San Francisco in 2008

Wow, just wow. This lady can't do anything right.
 
2011-11-11 09:09:40 AM
Never a dull moment with Debbie Reynolds' kid.
 
2011-11-11 09:10:33 AM
Love La Fisher.
 
2011-11-11 09:14:00 AM
I'm trying to put the images in my mind together in a way that makes sense, and failing..
 
2011-11-11 09:15:02 AM
Alphax: I'm trying to put the images in my mind together in a way that makes sense, and failing..

Don't think too hard, Kennedy didn't exactly say that. He was probably thinking it though.
 
2011-11-11 09:20:13 AM
"But after a while, I would've perused any list! Schindler's! Or Franz!"

This right here is comedy farking gold.
 
2011-11-11 09:21:08 AM
Good thing Ted wasn't driving.

tommcmahon.typepad.com
 
2011-11-11 09:23:50 AM
I don't believe it, especially the part about not being able to find a prostitute, even on Craigslist, in San Francisco, in 2008 (probably the peak period)? Are you kidding me?
 
2011-11-11 09:24:06 AM
Several years ago, I heard about them doing this with other women. Weird.
 
2011-11-11 09:28:10 AM
moralpanic: I don't believe it, especially the part about not being able to find a prostitute, even on Craigslist, in San Francisco, in 2008 (probably the peak period)? Are you kidding me?

I believe it. Carrie Fisher doesn't need to know how to find a prostitute. I doubt she'd ever heard of The Erotic Review or whatever other escort sites there are. Why would she?
I also have a funny feeling she didn't try very hard.
 
2011-11-11 09:30:01 AM
elchip: Several years ago, I heard about them doing this with other women. Weird.

Yeah, very weird. And liberals just kept voting for them.
 
2011-11-11 09:31:10 AM
tzzhc4: Good thing Ted wasn't driving.

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You know what we need right now? A little Chappaquidick rage. Because that's, you know, totally relevant and current and stuff.
 
2011-11-11 09:32:26 AM
tzzhc4: Good thing Ted wasn't driving.

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Laura Bush killed a guy.
 
2011-11-11 09:36:14 AM
After this shocking revelation, I feel I have no choice but to vote for Herman Cain.
 
2011-11-11 09:37:49 AM
Philip Francis Queeg: After this shocking revelation, I feel I have no choice but to vote for Herman Cain.

That would indeed stick it to the libs.

Which is ironically what Ted Kennedy was wanting to do in this anecdote, if on a much smaller scale.
 
2011-11-11 09:38:44 AM
badhatharry: elchip: Several years ago, I heard about them doing this with other women. Weird.

Yeah, very weird. And liberals just kept voting for them


Not so weird. Nobody's voting for them anymore -- one's dead and the other is a lobbyist.
 
2011-11-11 09:39:20 AM
Jake Havechek: tzzhc4: Good thing Ted wasn't driving.

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Laura Bush killed a guy.


i2.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-11 09:41:33 AM
Jake Havechek: tzzhc4: Good thing Ted wasn't driving.

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Laura Bush killed a guy her ex-boyfriend.


Fixed
 
2011-11-11 09:43:16 AM
elchip: Several years ago, I heard about them doing this with other women. Weird.

I know, it seems so unlike Kennedy and Dodd to be involved in such things.
 
2011-11-11 09:43:23 AM
Skleenar: tzzhc4: Good thing Ted wasn't driving.

[tommcmahon.typepad.com image 400x178]

You know what we need right now? A little Chappaquidick rage. Because that's, you know, totally relevant and current and stuff.


There is no statute of limitations on bashing a Liberal Murderer. You Libtards want to excuse Uncle Ted for committing a MURDER, just because he's one of you. You make me want to puke in my shorts.
 
2011-11-11 09:48:02 AM
So Ted Kennedy cock blocked Chris Dodd. What a jerk.
 
2011-11-11 09:49:09 AM
Pants full of macaroni!!: There is no statute of limitations on bashing a Liberal Murderer. You Libtards want to excuse Uncle Ted for committing a MURDER, just because he's one of you. You make me want to puke in my shorts.

You have my permission.
 
2011-11-11 09:51:12 AM
Rich and powerful men have little respect for others, particularly women. How many millions of marriages have been ruined by 40-something men who, upon coming into wealth, feel they need to 'prove' that they can still bed a woman in her 20s?
 
2011-11-11 09:51:23 AM
tzzhc4: Good thing Ted wasn't driving.

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Biatch can't swim? She bound to drizzown.
 
2011-11-11 09:52:32 AM
Shaggy_C: Rich and powerful men have little respect for others, particularly women. How many millions of marriages have been ruined by 40-something men who, upon coming into wealth, feel they need to 'prove' that they can still bed a woman in her 20s?

I lost count a while back. But it's been fun!
 
2011-11-11 09:53:55 AM
ongbok: So Ted Kennedy cock blocked Chris Dodd. What a jerk.

My interpretation was that Teddy wanted to watch while Dodd and Fisher got it on in a hot tub.
But since it didn't actually happen, I guess we'll never know.
 
2011-11-11 09:54:44 AM
Adults asking each other about things. And respecting each other's consent (or non-consent).

Shocking!

Let's make a law overriding adults' ability to give consent. That'll help.
 
2011-11-11 09:55:29 AM
Who cares about the politics here - I think the vast majority of us Farkers and TFers would hit Return of the Jedi era Carrie Fisher like an angry fist of god.
 
2011-11-11 09:55:37 AM
Pants full of macaroni!!: Skleenar: tzzhc4: Good thing Ted wasn't driving.

[tommcmahon.typepad.com image 400x178]

You know what we need right now? A little Chappaquidick rage. Because that's, you know, totally relevant and current and stuff.

There is no statute of limitations on bashing a Liberal Murderer. You Libtards want to excuse Uncle Ted for committing a MURDER, just because he's one of you. You make me want to puke in my shorts.


I hope you take the shorts off before you puke in them.
 
2011-11-11 09:57:47 AM
MAYORBOB: badhatharry: elchip: Several years ago, I heard about them doing this with other women. Weird.

Yeah, very weird. And liberals just kept voting for them

Not so weird. Nobody's voting for them anymore -- one's dead and the other is a lobbyist.


It's called the past tense. It refers to something that happened in the past. Past perfect continuous to be exact I believe.
 
2011-11-11 10:02:24 AM
Ah look, Carrie Fisher has written another tell all and is talking about herself. Must be an odd numbered year.

Lady Gaga could learn something about attention whoring from this woman.
 
2011-11-11 10:29:24 AM
Non-issue. Overzealous Wookiee
 
2011-11-11 10:35:02 AM
StopLurkListen: Adults asking each other about things. And respecting each other's consent (or non-consent).

Shocking!


Then I'm sure you'll enjoy this charming little vignette about how supremely classy the two senators were back in the day.

It is after midnight and Kennedy and Dodd are just finishing up a long dinner in a private room on the first floor of the restaurant's annex. They are drunk. Their dates, two very young blondes, leave the table to go to the bathroom. (The dates are drunk too. "They'd always get their girls very, very drunk," says a former Brasserie waitress.) Betty Loh, who served the foursome, also leaves the room. Raymond Campet, the co-owner of La Brasserie, tells [waitress Carla] Gaviglio the senators want to see her.

As Gaviglio enters the room, the six-foot-two, 225-plus-pound Kennedy grabs the five-foot-three, 103-pound waitress and throws her on the table. She lands on her back, scattering crystal, plates and cutlery and the lit candles. Several glasses and a crystal candlestick are broken. Kennedy then picks her up from the table and throws her on Dodd, who is sprawled in a chair. With Gaviglio on Dodd's lap, Kennedy jumps on top and begins rubbing his genital area against hers, supporting his weight on the arms of the chair. As he is doing this, Loh enters the room. She and Gaviglio both scream, drawing one or two dishwashers. Startled, Kennedy leaps up. He laughs. Bruised, shaken and angry over what she considered a sexual assault, Gaviglio runs from the room. Kennedy, Dodd and their dates leave shortly thereafter, following a friendly argument between the senators over the check.


Heroes, those two. Lions of the Senate, amirite? And they were absolutely essential to the progressive cause, because gosh, it's all but impossible to find smooth-talking liberals in Massachusetts and Connecticut.
 
2011-11-11 10:48:03 AM
My dad grew up in Massachusetts. One of his favorite stories was that he was hitchhiking and a limo picked him up. When he got in it was Ted Kennedy, then they got drunk together and Ted dropped him off at his house.
 
2011-11-11 10:52:06 AM
Nabb1: Jake Havechek: tzzhc4: Good thing Ted wasn't driving.

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Laura Bush killed a guy.

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The "Oh Snap!" is strong in this one.
 
2011-11-11 10:57:55 AM
Gulper Eel: StopLurkListen: Adults asking each other about things. And respecting each other's consent (or non-consent).

Shocking!

Then I'm sure you'll enjoy this charming little vignette about how supremely classy the two senators were back in the day.

It is after midnight and Kennedy and Dodd are just finishing up a long dinner in a private room on the first floor of the restaurant's annex. They are drunk. Their dates, two very young blondes, leave the table to go to the bathroom. (The dates are drunk too. "They'd always get their girls very, very drunk," says a former Brasserie waitress.) Betty Loh, who served the foursome, also leaves the room. Raymond Campet, the co-owner of La Brasserie, tells [waitress Carla] Gaviglio the senators want to see her.

As Gaviglio enters the room, the six-foot-two, 225-plus-pound Kennedy grabs the five-foot-three, 103-pound waitress and throws her on the table. She lands on her back, scattering crystal, plates and cutlery and the lit candles. Several glasses and a crystal candlestick are broken. Kennedy then picks her up from the table and throws her on Dodd, who is sprawled in a chair. With Gaviglio on Dodd's lap, Kennedy jumps on top and begins rubbing his genital area against hers, supporting his weight on the arms of the chair. As he is doing this, Loh enters the room. She and Gaviglio both scream, drawing one or two dishwashers. Startled, Kennedy leaps up. He laughs. Bruised, shaken and angry over what she considered a sexual assault, Gaviglio runs from the room. Kennedy, Dodd and their dates leave shortly thereafter, following a friendly argument between the senators over the check.


Heroes, those two. Lions of the Senate, amirite? And they were absolutely essential to the progressive cause, because gosh, it's all but impossible to find smooth-talking liberals in Massachusetts and Connecticut.


Why are you bringing up old news? Let's focus on that one time 20 years ago Herman Cain asked a woman out to dinner and she said no.

That is a far more juicy story.


His retort: "'Would you have sex with Chris in a hot tub?'

Not on a train! Not in a tub!
Not in a car! Ted! Let me be!
 
2011-11-11 11:00:36 AM
Well that's one mouthy sandwich girl, isn't it?
static.tvguide.com
 
2011-11-11 11:00:55 AM
Snarfangel: Non-issue. Overzealous Wookiee

Dodd looks more like an Ewok to me.
 
2011-11-11 11:01:45 AM
badhatharry: MAYORBOB: badhatharry: elchip: Several years ago, I heard about them doing this with other women. Weird.

Yeah, very weird. And liberals just kept voting for them

Not so weird. Nobody's voting for them anymore -- one's dead and the other is a lobbyist.

It's called the past tense. It refers to something that happened in the past. Past perfect continuous to be exact I believe.


Yep, this is a repeat from 1985.
 
2011-11-11 11:02:11 AM
Snarfangel: Non-issue. Overzealous Wookiee

Hey. Don't bring Michelle Obama into this.
 
2011-11-11 11:06:49 AM
Pants full of macaroni!!: Skleenar: tzzhc4: Good thing Ted wasn't driving.

[tommcmahon.typepad.com image 400x178]

You know what we need right now? A little Chappaquidick rage. Because that's, you know, totally relevant and current and stuff.

There is no statute of limitations on bashing a Liberal Murderer. You Libtards want to excuse Uncle Ted for committing a MURDER, just because he's one of you. You make me want to puke in my shorts.



TMI, kinky right-wing dude. One question, though... is that how the macaroni got there?
 
2011-11-11 11:13:17 AM
Behavior that borders on sexual harassment is OK because Kennedy and Dodd did so much to help people.
 
2011-11-11 11:14:37 AM
serial_crusher: it turned out that it wasn't all that simple to find and secure the services of a prostitute. At least not in San Francisco in 2008

Wow, just wow. This lady can't do anything right.


This.
 
2011-11-11 11:29:57 AM
beta_plus: Behavior that borders on sexual harassment is OK because Kennedy and Dodd did so much to help people.

1/10. Are you a retarded person? Fisher and Dodd were on a date. This wasn't a business meeting. Ted was drunk. She didn't make any attempt at stopping his good humored shenanigans.

Sometimes I don't think you even try anymore.
 
2011-11-11 11:45:14 AM
coeyagi: Ted was drunk.

Honestly, now, does that really need to be pointed out?
 
2011-11-11 11:48:39 AM
jbuist: coeyagi: Ted was drunk.

Honestly, now, does that really need to be pointed out?


Yeah, that's sort of a given.
 
2011-11-11 11:53:28 AM
I snorted a child.
 
2011-11-11 12:03:55 PM
In before Chappa....

/no chance.
 
2011-11-11 12:17:30 PM
BuckTurgidson: In before Chappa....

/no chance.


fta "I'm no good in water", I told him'

Hell, even Carrie Fisher beat you to it
 
2011-11-11 12:19:15 PM
Good thing it wasn't something like "taking a drive with Ted near a river"
 
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