I'm sitting on a joke idea but I can't seem to hatchet.

So, he received a hatchet wound.

\Wish I got pussy every time I got hurt

THANK YOU!..

Crossword clue this morning:

24 Across: Axe-like tool

4 letters.

sofa_King_2006: THANK YOU!..

Crossword clue this morning:

24 Across: Axe-like tool

4 letters.

That was lucky. :)

offacue: I'm sitting on a joke idea but I can't seem to hatchet.

That's awl right.

If people still had big hair his wouldn't happen. When's the last time you heard of a black guy with a froe getting hit in the head?

I can actually visualize the problem and a fairly simple solution.

I'm off to file a patent, just have to make sure it's not so obvious it's been done before.

A family friend's ex-husband was into this stuff apparently. She would accompany him to the events. At one particular event apparently a chainsaw chain fly off and cut up a woman. Sounds like a dangerous spectator sport.

Well, to be fair, they did axe him to move back

/cue 'that's racist' kid...

I guess he wasn't watching closely enough.

+1 subby, Roget toilet tissue much?

TheHumanCannonball: Sounds like a dangerous spectator sport.

Hey, quit with the hatchet job. Don't go flying off the handle splitting hairs over what sport is safe to watch. Instead of just throwing axusations why don't you tell us how yew, you ash, wood handle this. We all pine for the injured spectators, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say this is an old growth sport. I know this is a wedge issue, but let's keep our heads. Sure, an injury is no oak, but let's bury the hatchet and branch out into some positive discussion.

Headline of the week- +1