That's Love, man...

Can't say I blame him....those things are expensive, and for some people they have a lot of sentimental value.

Most whippedbroke man in existence sifts through nine tons of garbage after tossing wife's ring

FTFY subby.

I spent several minutes trying to come up with a witty quip to make fun of this guy and.... I got nothin'. Good job, dude. Enjoy your blow job and one get out of trouble free card.

LordSunder: That's Love, man...

No it isn't. It is called 'too cheap for insurance'

Hey subby, those things are fu*king expensive.

I'm sure subby is single and can't even begin to imagine the hell this guy would be in after tossing his pregnant wife's ring.

Women: I'll just put this multi-thousand dollar piece of jewelry down here on the bathroom counter with a bunch of other stuff that's going to be thrown out. What could possibly go wrong?

dothemath: Hey subby, those things are fu*king expensive.

The ring is a hefty price, too!

Genju: dothemath: Hey subby, those things are fu*king expensive.

The ring is a hefty price, too!

LOL, good one. +1

Kunta Kinte?

Trust me, a ring like that is hella-expensive. I got one for the wife and promptly insured it. It's one of like 3 things that have line items on our home-owners insurance.

/not going to dig through a dump

AbbeySomeone: I'm sure subby is single and can't even begin to imagine the hell this guy would be in after tossing his pregnant wife's ring.

This.
Bet he gets laid tonight.

Subby? Not so much.

Well, in fairness, he's the one who threw it away.

CSS:

When I was 5 my parents just bagged 60 large bags of leaves and put them on the curb. That night my mother realized she'd lost her wedding band. It didn't even have a stone or design on it. Just a simple band. So she and dad went out in the fading day light and pulled all the bags into the backyard and proceeded to dump each one. Next day by the thirty fifth or so bag my neighbor noticed they were still tearing through these bags of leaves and brought over his metal detector. Well, long story short, there were about 15 bags that remained intact and my mom finally found her wedding band. And sadly for her and dad, their children were too small and lacked the strength to help with bagging so they had to rebag everything again.

Well is was in a bag of their trash. Finding a specific bag of trash at the dump is a lot easier than finding a ring in a pile of random garbage. I would have gone looking for it too.

If it was just loose in the garbage then I wouldn't have even tried.

Must've been a small rock.

"Shut up, Delmar!"

Came for the O Brother Where Art Thou references...

Leaving disappointed.

Damn you Modified Cornstarch!

/Rolltop Desk

jrw8778: Came for the O Brother Where Art Thou references...

Leaving disappointed.

"She's counting..."

I didn't find the ring baby, but I did find stacks of used porn mags with a lot of pages stuck together that I'll be using for a long time.

I sifted through roughly that many garbage bags once after I forgot that Walgreens put my credit card in one of those envelopes. I could see doing it for a wedding ring too, it'd be annoying to move trash from one garbage bag to another, but it's better than buying a new wedding ring. 3-5 hours vs ring shopping and having the sent to be refitted? I'll sift through the trash.

I would not spend that much on a freaking ring unless it shot lasers and gave super powers.

It was in his pocket the whole time.

You aren't married are you subby? And you've never bought I diamond either, it seams. A 1.5 carat diamond of high quality can run as much as $14,000. Even a mediocre stone would put you back around $6,000. Yeah, you may go digging through garbage for that.

KatjaMouse: Well, in fairness, he's the one who threw it away.

CSS:

When I was 5 my parents just bagged 60 large bags of leaves and put them on the curb. That night my mother realized she'd lost her wedding band. It didn't even have a stone or design on it. Just a simple band. So she and dad went out in the fading day light and pulled all the bags into the backyard and proceeded to dump each one. Next day by the thirty fifth or so bag my neighbor noticed they were still tearing through these bags of leaves and brought over his metal detector. Well, long story short, there were about 15 bags that remained intact and my mom finally found her wedding band. And sadly for her and dad, their children were too small and lacked the strength to help with bagging so they had to rebag everything again.

And that is why you do not wear your ring while doing any kind of work with your hands.

JamesLi: I would not spend that much on a freaking ring unless it shot lasers and gave super powers.

It does give super powers. Didn't you know. It gives the power of super celibacy.

Sounds like Subby either has no family heirlooms or buys cheap rings for people he doesn't really care about. That or he's just kind of a dick.

With the thick leather gloves he'd been given, McGuinn couldn't feel anything as delicate as the missing ring. He had only one choice left: take off the glove and plunge his naked hand into the 5-inch pool of black sludge.
"It had been raining profusely, there was like five inches of nastiness,'' he said.
McGuinn felt around, thinking he had found a nail. But when he pulled his sludge-covered hand from the pile, McGuinn let out a Tarzan-like yell. He was holding the diamond ring.

1) Has anyone in here seen The Mystery Team?
2) if so, your mind has now gone back to that scene where they found the grandmother's ring

You're welcome.

Fack that, I'd just go find some beggar kids and pay them to look for it - metal detector their asses when the 23hr shifts are over.

freewill: Honest Bender: I got nothin'. Good job, dude. Enjoy your blow job and one get out of trouble free card.

Just one? This is head-4-life materi

Know how I know you're not married?

I like to toss my wife's ring sometimes.

Ohh, that kind of ring. Nevermind.

Yeah, but did he get the disposable razor?

What's the difference between "whipped" and "romantic"?

/still working on my one hand clapping album

KatjaMouse: With the thick leather gloves he'd been given, McGuinn couldn't feel anything as delicate as the missing ring. He had only one choice left: take off the glove and plunge his naked hand into the 5-inch pool of black sludge.
"It had been raining profusely, there was like five inches of nastiness,' he said.
McGuinn felt around, thinking he had found a nail. But when he pulled his sludge-covered hand from the pile, McGuinn let out a Tarzan-like yell. He was holding the diamond ring.

1) Has anyone in here seen The Mystery Team?
2) if so, your mind has now gone back to that scene where they found the grandmother's ring

You're welcome.

Ugh, thanks. You know how much dog urine I'm going to have to drink to get that out of my head?

Petey4335: LordSunder: That's Love, man...

No it isn't. It is called 'too cheap for insurance'

It is precious to me.

NCSB: (male here) lost my wedding band, looked all over, went through vaccuum cleaner at restaurant, got the whole "it shows how little you love me" crap from the wife....now ex (not because of that)

_{/Gollum pics are too easy}

_{shat, image got trashed.}

It is precious to me.

Wearing $10k on your hand is asking for trouble. What stupid tradition.

Honest Bender: freewill: Honest Bender: I got nothin'. Good job, dude. Enjoy your blow job and one get out of trouble free card.

Just one? This is head-4-life materi

Know how I know you're not married?

Comments like this make me realize that I married a really, really cool woman.

ha-ha-guy: KatjaMouse: Well, in fairness, he's the one who threw it away.

CSS:

When I was 5 my parents just bagged 60 large bags of leaves and put them on the curb. That night my mother realized she'd lost her wedding band. It didn't even have a stone or design on it. Just a simple band. So she and dad went out in the fading day light and pulled all the bags into the backyard and proceeded to dump each one. Next day by the thirty fifth or so bag my neighbor noticed they were still tearing through these bags of leaves and brought over his metal detector. Well, long story short, there were about 15 bags that remained intact and my mom finally found her wedding band. And sadly for her and dad, their children were too small and lacked the strength to help with bagging so they had to rebag everything again.

And that is why you do not wear your ring while doing any kind of work with your hands.

I never take mine off. Unless I'm washing my car - wouldn't want to scratch that baby. (:

I think someone's wife needs a ring holder for Christmas.

/have insurance on my ring.
//he would still need to make an attempt to get it back

it's good someone took the title from me