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Police: What was the robbery suspect wearing? Witness: He was wearing a pair of socks. Police: Okay, what else? Witness: Ummmm
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ultraholland
2011-11-11 11:58:38 AM
Suspect is hatless. I repeat: hatless.
Degenerate Monkey
2011-11-11 12:04:57 PM
Yet more proof that marijuana use will turn you into a perverted, liquor-store-robbing, psychopathic ne'er-do-well.
Druid5
2011-11-11 12:09:20 PM
ultraholland
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Suspect is hatless. I repeat: hatless.
And, done.
Zhirtan
2011-11-11 06:24:27 PM
"...officers stopped Lind on the street and allegedly found a pipe and a bag of marijuana in his..."
!!!!!
"...hand,..."
WHEW.
Submitted First With a Better Headline
2011-11-11 06:42:17 PM
My thought process:
Grand Junction police say 32-year-old Leslie Lincoln Lind didn't bother with a mask, or hardly anything else...
Holy shiat! A woman did this? I never would have called it.
when
he
robbed a convenience store Monday night.
...Ah.
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