Fomby_Belcher: An owl probably got the puppy before it made it to the clouds.

And anything left over was consumed by a bobcat.

But Nick Cannon is HILARIOUS!

No actual dog was used.

FTFA:
Nick Cannon has been targeted by angry animal rights activists for pretending to send a pet dog into the skies above New York City - attached to a bunch of helium balloons - as part of an elaborate radio prank.

And to PeTA: Lighten up, Francis.

SecretAgentWoman: Thank god it was fake, and shame on Nick Cannon.

Sometimes you got to wonder who the F#@K really thinks these things through...

Oh, you're one of *THOSE* kind of people, aren't you?

Ah, I see pretending is now a firing offense. Actors beware...your career choice is about to become a misdemeanor.

PETA...doing for political lobbying what Scientology does for religion.

Nick Cannon, you cock, you made me be on the same side as PETA.

Balchinian: Ah, I see pretending is now a firing offense. Actors beware...your career choice is about to become a misdemeanor.

PETA...doing for political lobbying what Scientology does for religion.

The tweet about being fired is fake too. This douche hired someone to make up 'crazy' stuff to get ratings. None of it is funny or unique

Today, we're gonna teach badgers how to fly!

TheLopper: Today, we're gonna teach badgers how to fly!

Poodles. Teach poodles how to fly. Dammit.

Douche bag radar just went off.

Can anybody explain to me how Nick Cannon keeps getting work? I've been trying to figure it out since before he hooked up with Mariah Carey. This prank is as annoying and forced as his entire career.

DarthBrooks: With God as my witness, I thought puppies could fly.

Good god I loved that episode.

TheLopper: TheLopper: Today, we're gonna teach badgers how to fly!

Poodles. Teach poodles how to fly. Dammit.

Oh man!

TheLopper: TheLopper: Today, we're gonna teach badgers how to fly!

Poodles. Teach poodles how to fly. Dammit.

Badgers? Badgers?! We don't need to stinking badgers!

Is it even possible for a puppy to be carried away by 50 helium filled balloons? I think to many people mistook Tom and Jerry for actual science.

ongbok: Is it even possible for a puppy to be carried away by 50 helium filled balloons? I think to many people mistook Tom and Jerry for actual science.

Teacup Yorkies

SecretAgentWoman: Sometimes you got to wonder who the F#@K really thinks these things through...

Yeah, PETA has a lengthy track record of not thinking things through before freaking out.
They should get some KFC and talk this stuff over first.

SecretAgentWoman: Thank god it was fake, and shame on Nick Cannon.

Sometimes you got to wonder who the F#@K really thinks these things through...

if you didn't know it was fake immediately, you're exactly the type of person this prank was targeting.

Just for Laughs did it better.

Radio personalities: doctors of attention whoring

/and actual real whoring going on. Their paycheck depends on how well they whore.
//whore

nburghmatt: SecretAgentWoman: Thank god it was fake, and shame on Nick Cannon.

Sometimes you got to wonder who the F#@K really thinks these things through...

if you didn't know it was fake immediately, you're exactly the type of person this prank was targeting.

As recently as 2008, 55% of people in this country believed in guardian angels, according to Gallup. (new window)

I would be careful underestimating the capability for monumental stupidity of your everyday American citizen.

wildcardjack: ongbok: Is it even possible for a puppy to be carried away by 50 helium filled balloons? I think to many people mistook Tom and Jerry for actual science.

Teacup Yorkies

You can kick them a good distance, too.

un4gvn666: nburghmatt: SecretAgentWoman: Thank god it was fake, and shame on Nick Cannon.

Sometimes you got to wonder who the F#@K really thinks these things through...

if you didn't know it was fake immediately, you're exactly the type of person this prank was targeting.

As recently as 2008, 55% of people in this country believed in guardian angels, according to Gallup. (new window)

I would be careful underestimating the capability for monumental stupidity of your everyday American citizen.

i wouldn't step up and say there's no such thing as angels because i don't know everything.

i do however know about things that don't happen, ever. for instance, the multimillionaire that married Mariah Carey did not send a puppy into space. you gotta be pretty farkin gullible...

dittybopper: No actual dog was used.

FTFA:
Nick Cannon has been targeted by angry animal rights activists for pretending to send a pet dog into the skies above New York City - attached to a bunch of helium balloons - as part of an elaborate radio prank.

And to PeTA: Lighten up, Francis.

Was it clear that he was pretending? (And, I am betting this wasn't, or what would be the point?) I'm not a fan of PETA, but I'd be pretty pissed if I thought someone really did this.

Look at it this way: say you were out having dinner with your girl (on the very off chance you have one). A guy rushes in, and grabs you from behind. He puts a gun to your head. You hear a click, so you know it's cocked. He starts to drag you out, and you're so scared, you wet your pants in front of the entire restaurant, including your girl. But, lighten up Francis, it was just a joke! There were no bullets in the gun!

Cruelty to animals is a sign of certain psychopathologies. All people, not just the members of PETA, are absolutely right to get upset about it. They SHOULD want to do something about it. It is a way to protect our own species from its own twisted and harmful elements.

Now, go change your pants.

ongbok: Is it even possible for a puppy to be carried away by 50 helium filled balloons? I think to many people mistook Tom and Jerry for actual science.

There are small breeds that weigh under five pounds, so, yeah, real science supports it, too. (new window)

PETA should be on to this stunt by now. Every few years some radio station somewhere does the same exact thing. Its a stuffed dog attached to baloons and every time PETA gets pissed and the station gets in trouble. Maybe someone loses their job, wash, rinse, repeat.

DeaH: I'm not a fan of PETA, but I'd be pretty pissed if I thought someone really did this.

The head of PeTA was aware from the beginning that it was a stunt. FTFA:

Peta President Ingrid Newkirk says, "If bad taste were a crime, we'd be going to jail with Nick, but joking about killing a dog, a kid, an old person - anyone - isn't cool when there's always the danger that some numbskull will do it for real."


As for the pathologies thing, a very large "meh". It's one thing to torture an animal, and quite another to kill it for a specific reason, and PeTA is *NOTORIOUS* for conflating the two. It's their modus operandi. I've killed and butchered dozens of animals. That doesn't mean I'm a serial killer.

Who would take such an *OBVIOUS* attempt at humor seriously? It's more akin to someone busting into a restaurant in a clown suit, wielding a feather sword, and grabbing you from behind.

ballchain: FTA: Peta President Ingrid Newkirk says, "If bad taste were a crime, we'd be going to jail with Nick, but joking about killing a dog, a kid, an old person - anyone - isn't cool when there's always the danger that some numbskull will do it for real."

This from the mouth of a bottom-feeding c*nt that has personally put down more animals than Michael Vick's dog fight promoter.

THIS!

PETA euthanizes the extreme majority of the animals in its care, 85% over the course of its existence (new window). They have a worse survival rate than overwhelmed shelters. I realize that some euthanasia is going to happen. But 85%. What. The. Hell.

fark those PETA farks.

DeaH: dittybopper: No actual dog was used.

FTFA:
Nick Cannon has been targeted by angry animal rights activists for pretending to send a pet dog into the skies above New York City - attached to a bunch of helium balloons - as part of an elaborate radio prank.

And to PeTA: Lighten up, Francis.

Was it clear that he was pretending? (And, I am betting this wasn't, or what would be the point?) I'm not a fan of PETA, but I'd be pretty pissed if I thought someone really did this.

Look at it this way: say you were out having dinner with your girl (on the very off chance you have one). A guy rushes in, and grabs you from behind. He puts a gun to your head. You hear a click, so you know it's cocked. He starts to drag you out, and you're so scared, you wet your pants in front of the entire restaurant, including your girl. But, lighten up Francis, it was just a joke! There were no bullets in the gun!

Cruelty to animals is a sign of certain psychopathologies. All people, not just the members of PETA, are absolutely right to get upset about it. They SHOULD want to do something about it. It is a way to protect our own species from its own twisted and harmful elements.

Now, go change your pants.

Wait, if you were listening to a morning radio show, hosted by Nick Cannon, and heard about him tying a puppy to balloons and sending into the sky, would you actually buy it? I mean come on, how farking gullible can you be?

dittybopper: DeaH: I'm not a fan of PETA, but I'd be pretty pissed if I thought someone really did this.

The head of PeTA was aware from the beginning that it was a stunt. FTFA:

Peta President Ingrid Newkirk says, "If bad taste were a crime, we'd be going to jail with Nick, but joking about killing a dog, a kid, an old person - anyone - isn't cool when there's always the danger that some numbskull will do it for real."


As for the pathologies thing, a very large "meh". It's one thing to torture an animal, and quite another to kill it for a specific reason, and PeTA is *NOTORIOUS* for conflating the two. It's their modus operandi. I've killed and butchered dozens of animals. That doesn't mean I'm a serial killer.

Who would take such an *OBVIOUS* attempt at humor seriously? It's more akin to someone busting into a restaurant in a clown suit, wielding a feather sword, and grabbing you from behind.

Did the average caller know that? The answer, of course, is "No." And, if one were to attach fifty balloons to a small breed dog, would that, in your opinion, be torture or killing for a purpose? And have you changed your pants?

If only PETA got upset about this, that would be another story. But, of course, PETA is the only one mentioned because no one wants to agree with PETA, And you fell for that manipulation.

DeaH: dittybopper: DeaH: I'm not a fan of PETA, but I'd be pretty pissed if I thought someone really did this.

The head of PeTA was aware from the beginning that it was a stunt. FTFA:

Peta President Ingrid Newkirk says, "If bad taste were a crime, we'd be going to jail with Nick, but joking about killing a dog, a kid, an old person - anyone - isn't cool when there's always the danger that some numbskull will do it for real."


As for the pathologies thing, a very large "meh". It's one thing to torture an animal, and quite another to kill it for a specific reason, and PeTA is *NOTORIOUS* for conflating the two. It's their modus operandi. I've killed and butchered dozens of animals. That doesn't mean I'm a serial killer.

Who would take such an *OBVIOUS* attempt at humor seriously? It's more akin to someone busting into a restaurant in a clown suit, wielding a feather sword, and grabbing you from behind.

Did the average caller know that? The answer, of course, is "No." And, if one were to attach fifty balloons to a small breed dog, would that, in your opinion, be torture or killing for a purpose? And have you changed your pants?

If only PETA got upset about this, that would be another story. But, of course, PETA is the only one mentioned because no one wants to agree with PETA, And you fell for that manipulation.

OK, so, you are listening to a morning DJ known for doing comedy, and you take it seriously?

DeaH: Cruelty to animals is a sign of certain psychopathologies. All people, not just the members of PETA, are absolutely right to get upset about it. They SHOULD want to do something about it. It is a way to protect our own species from its own twisted and harmful elements.

You sound like the Maladjusted Mormon I used to go to school with. He repeatedly stated that anyone who "used" pornography was definitely on their way to becoming a serial killer. I told him I'd been looking at it for years and never killed anyone, so I must have some catching up to do. He was a weird guy.

next thing you know they'll be upset at your treatise to eat babies

Just do it.

Solon Isonomia: TheLopper: TheLopper: Today, we're gonna teach badgers how to fly!

Poodles. Teach poodles how to fly. Dammit.

Badgers? Badgers?! We don't need to stinking badgers!

Turtles are nature's suction cups!

I learned that movie reviewers are about as good as astrologers after reading Ebert's review of UHF. Frankly, it came as a bit of a supplies.

Porous Horace: Solon Isonomia: TheLopper: TheLopper: Today, we're gonna teach badgers how to fly!

Poodles. Teach poodles how to fly. Dammit.

Badgers? Badgers?! We don't need to stinking badgers!

Turtles are nature's suction cups!

I learned that movie reviewers are about as good as astrologers after reading Ebert's review of UHF. Frankly, it came as a bit of a supplies.

SO STUPID!

dittybopper: TheLopper: TheLopper: Today, we're gonna teach badgers how to fly!

Poodles. Teach poodles how to fly. Dammit.

Oh man!

I feel dumb. Everyone knows badgers already know how to fly.

FatSteveWasted: DeaH: dittybopper: No actual dog was used.

FTFA:
Nick Cannon has been targeted by angry animal rights activists for pretending to send a pet dog into the skies above New York City - attached to a bunch of helium balloons - as part of an elaborate radio prank.

And to PeTA: Lighten up, Francis.

Was it clear that he was pretending? (And, I am betting this wasn't, or what would be the point?) I'm not a fan of PETA, but I'd be pretty pissed if I thought someone really did this.

Look at it this way: say you were out having dinner with your girl (on the very off chance you have one). A guy rushes in, and grabs you from behind. He puts a gun to your head. You hear a click, so you know it's cocked. He starts to drag you out, and you're so scared, you wet your pants in front of the entire restaurant, including your girl. But, lighten up Francis, it was just a joke! There were no bullets in the gun!

Cruelty to animals is a sign of certain psychopathologies. All people, not just the members of PETA, are absolutely right to get upset about it. They SHOULD want to do something about it. It is a way to protect our own species from its own twisted and harmful elements.

Now, go change your pants.

Wait, if you were listening to a morning radio show, hosted by Nick Cannon, and heard about him tying a puppy to balloons and sending into the sky, would you actually buy it? I mean come on, how farking gullible can you be?

So, DJs never do the stuff they say they're going to do? (new window)

Brainsick: DeaH: Cruelty to animals is a sign of certain psychopathologies. All people, not just the members of PETA, are absolutely right to get upset about it. They SHOULD want to do something about it. It is a way to protect our own species from its own twisted and harmful elements.

You sound like the Maladjusted Mormon I used to go to school with. He repeatedly stated that anyone who "used" pornography was definitely on their way to becoming a serial killer. I told him I'd been looking at it for years and never killed anyone, so I must have some catching up to do. He was a weird guy.

So, you're telling me this is the act of a well-adjusted individual? (new window)

dittybopper: DeaH: dittybopper: DeaH: I'm not a fan of PETA, but I'd be pretty pissed if I thought someone really did this.

The head of PeTA was aware from the beginning that it was a stunt. FTFA:

Peta President Ingrid Newkirk says, "If bad taste were a crime, we'd be going to jail with Nick, but joking about killing a dog, a kid, an old person - anyone - isn't cool when there's always the danger that some numbskull will do it for real."


As for the pathologies thing, a very large "meh". It's one thing to torture an animal, and quite another to kill it for a specific reason, and PeTA is *NOTORIOUS* for conflating the two. It's their modus operandi. I've killed and butchered dozens of animals. That doesn't mean I'm a serial killer.

Who would take such an *OBVIOUS* attempt at humor seriously? It's more akin to someone busting into a restaurant in a clown suit, wielding a feather sword, and grabbing you from behind.

Did the average caller know that? The answer, of course, is "No." And, if one were to attach fifty balloons to a small breed dog, would that, in your opinion, be torture or killing for a purpose? And have you changed your pants?

If only PETA got upset about this, that would be another story. But, of course, PETA is the only one mentioned because no one wants to agree with PETA, And you fell for that manipulation.

OK, so, you are listening to a morning DJ known for doing comedy, and you take it seriously?

Comedy DJs never do things that are stupid (new window)or potentially harmful. (new window)

DeaH: dittybopper: No actual dog was used.

FTFA:
Nick Cannon has been targeted by angry animal rights activists for pretending to send a pet dog into the skies above New York City - attached to a bunch of helium balloons - as part of an elaborate radio prank.

And to PeTA: Lighten up, Francis.

Was it clear that he was pretending? (And, I am betting this wasn't, or what would be the point?) I'm not a fan of PETA, but I'd be pretty pissed if I thought someone really did this.

Look at it this way: say you were out having dinner with your girl (on the very off chance you have one). A guy rushes in, and grabs you from behind. He puts a gun to your head. You hear a click, so you know it's cocked. He starts to drag you out, and you're so scared, you wet your pants in front of the entire restaurant, including your girl. But, lighten up Francis, it was just a joke! There were no bullets in the gun!

Cruelty to animals is a sign of certain psychopathologies. All people, not just the members of PETA, are absolutely right to get upset about it. They SHOULD want to do something about it. It is a way to protect our own species from its own twisted and harmful elements.

Now, go change your pants.

I think we found Ingrid Newkirk's FARK handle. Someone ban her, quick.