Isn't this just pre-carved Spam?

pics or GTFO

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Baby pigs are damn cute.

Oh, so it is like a great big McRib, but without the sauce?

I am surprised by this. Costco typically carries excellent meat. I buy one of their choice rib roasts when I want to go all out and age one even thought I have an excellent butcher near by.

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AbbeySomeone: Baby pigs are damn cute tasty.

FTFY

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*have to click a link to another blog/news site to even see the thing*

I can't believe nobody has thought to shape this stuff into fake ribs.

MMMMM, processed, pig-shaped, pork-like, product.

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FTFA "piglet shaped meat slab".

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mercator_psi: Finally, a suitable replacement for my RealDoll.

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So it's like a pork meatloaf? Maybe it should be wrapped in bacon before cooking.

But England has bad food...We are winning the race to the bottom when it comes to the food industry.

That'll do, Costco. That'll do.

Best part of the article was the fact that they captioned the accompanying image



"Obligatory cute piglet photo."

whyRpeoplesostupid: Freakin Rican: pics or GTFO

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ArcadianRefugee: "Obligatory cute piglet photo."

That wasn't even the cutest type of piglet photo out there:



Piglets leaning on stuff FTW

dryknife: I can't believe nobody has thought to shape this stuff into fake ribs.

bgddy24601: AbbeySomeone: Baby pigs are damn cute.

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Wait a second... is that a mommy dachshund being used as a surrogate mommy to that baby bacon? Things just got extra cute in here.

Man, it's a shame my wife doesn't like pork! We'd have one of these on table for Tday..

natazha: my wife doesn't like pork!

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You gotta wonder what the little "eye" is made of.

The Third Man: dryknife: I can't believe nobody has thought to shape this stuff into fake ribs.

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Whoooooosh!!!!!

I hear it tastes like pooh.

BigTexas: srslycute.com

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Many if you are already eating mean glue products.


MMm......

So when they start making soylent green will they make it in people shapes?

It looks like something that would be sold on the fark website. Farkpig. We don't have costco here. Is this a real product? We only have SPAM in MN. It looks gross (and I dont eat spam either)

Sounds like a scrapple thread to me.
http://dinersjournal.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/12/01/the-way-we-ate-the- g reat-scrapple-correspondence-of-1872/

That is going in my belly TONIGHT

BTW spam is delicious if it is prepared correctly.

Reminds me of the first Easter dinner I cooked - I wanted to cook up a roasted leg of lamb, but I was the only one in the house that actually liked lamb. I remembered the episode of "M*A*S*H" where Radar had send "Private Charles Lamb" back to his parents' farm and had what I thought was a grand idea.

I made up a meat loaf mixture of beef, pork and lamb. I shaped it into a lamb and at the 3/4 done point in cooking, removed it from the oven. I studded it with cauliflower pieces attached to toothpicks and painted on a face with BBQ sauce. When it came out of the oven, I added "eyes" made from hard boiled egg whites and olives. I put it on the platter, already garnished with lettuce leaves and brought it to the dining table.

My sister burst into tears, my mother grabbed the phone book to see what restaurants were open and both my brothers excused themselves while stifling laughter. My dad took one look at it, said "Honey, you're as twisted as your grandmother" and started removing the roasted cauliflower.

My mother refused to ever allow me to cook a holiday menu of my own design ever again.

Honestly, I'd probably cook and serve one of those up. I've always been of the opinion the cuter the critter, the tastier it is.

Costco seems to me like a shill for the factory farming industry. The non-meat products there are paltry at best - nearly every type of prepared frozen food has some type of meat in it - and there is nary a mention of organic farmed meat (nothing obvious, anyway - the only looking the meat aisles get from me is high speed and at a distance.) Their re-branded Silk soymilk, on the other hand, is great and not too much more than real milk if you buy it by the 12-quart box.

I'll just leave this here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXXrB3rz-xU

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Contrabulous Flabtraption: Costco was - and might still be - selling whole, actual pigs too
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Pre-cooked and then either frozen or refrigerated? Yuck. What a waste of good meat.