SnarfVader: This is big. If it's Beiber's kid, it would be the world's first baby conceived by and born to a strictly lesbian couple.

Thread over.

I always like the how father picks some stupid detail to deny paternity. the kid is a spitting image of the father, and the father is like, "UH-UH MAURY! LOOK AT HIS ELBOW! THAT AIN'T MY ELBOW! HIS ELBOW IS LIKE 'THIS' AND MY ELBOW IS LIKE 'THAT'! THAT AINT' MY KID, MAURY! I AM ONE MILLION THOUSAND INFINITY TIMES A MILLION BILLION JILLION PERCENT POSITIVE, MAURY!"

I would sooo download this episode of Maury.

I do love an epic "Not the father" dance set to the wailing lamentations of the women.

"Yessssss!!!!!"
"Noooooo-OOOOOOOO-ooooooooo...."

/Maury, a guiltier pleasure than gossip rags

Watching mashups of the Not the Father Dances on Youtube is a guilty pleasure of mine.

Orgasmatron138: Watching mashups of the Not the Father Dances on Youtube is a guilty pleasure of mine.

They.... they have these?


Excellent....

Yes, this sounds very interesting and has the possibility to be extremely entertaining, but this statement from the article is way more interesting.

There could be additional trouble brewing for Yeater as well. Police may investigate her for possible statutory rape.

So it seems that this little trollop didn't think her plan out very carefully.

ongbok: Yes, this sounds very interesting and has the possibility to be extremely entertaining, but this statement from the article is way more interesting.

There could be additional trouble brewing for Yeater as well. Police may investigate her for possible statutory rape.

So it seems that this little trollop didn't think her plan out very carefully.

Sure, she'll have a couple thousand dollars in fines and a misdemeanor on her record but she'll also probably get a couple million in back child support and fame because you know she'll always pop up into the news for something.

After perusing the "not the father dance" collection, I found this gem:

Maury: 16th DNA test
Link (new window)

/I don't want to live on this planet anymore...

My favorite not the father dance was the one set to Guile's theme.

imapirate: I am one thousand percent sure he my baby daddy, Mor-ey. Jus' look at dem - DEY WEARIN' DA SAME SHOES MOR-EYMURR-EY. HOW HE GON' DENY HE BABY?

I'll watch it ONLY if Maury pranks the Beiber with a "You ARE the father", followed by an awkward pause, only to be followed with a "Just kidding Beibe".

Sign me up, if this is going to be the news for a week I want Maury on the spot.

rogue_L_chick: /Maury, a guiltier pleasure than gossip rags

I don't watch Jersey Shore, "Real Housewives", Celebrity Rehab, Intervention, or any other variety of exploitative trash TV like it.

But if it's a paternity test episode of Maury, I settle in for the duration. I can't for the life of me figure out why I find it so compelling.

grinding_journalist: rogue_L_chick: /Maury, a guiltier pleasure than gossip rags

I don't watch Jersey Shore, "Real Housewives", Celebrity Rehab, Intervention, or any other variety of exploitative trash TV like it.

But if it's a paternity test episode of Maury, I settle in for the duration. I can't for the life of me figure out why I find it so compelling.

I go for the quick-fix hilights on Youtube. I barely watch ANY tv, but damned if I don't laugh my ass off at those. Part of me does feel really badly for those children, though.

He wouldn't need the soul-- Usher would turn up, pull a few ABDC crews together (planted in the audience) and combine for the Ultimate Not the Father Dance.

Let's make this happen.

/so someone can post it on YT
//chop chop

grinding_journalist: rogue_L_chick: /Maury, a guiltier pleasure than gossip rags

I don't watch Jersey Shore, "Real Housewives", Celebrity Rehab, Intervention, or any other variety of exploitative trash TV like it.

But if it's a paternity test episode of Maury, I settle in for the duration. I can't for the life of me figure out why I find it so compelling.

it's like when two strippers start fighting over a $20. you know you should look away, do something, anything, other than watch.

but you can't stop.

I am 2345.335% sure I ain't that baby daddy Murray!

Also, when watching this show, what's up with the random bleeping. No one on stage will be talking and all of a sudden they are bleeping out curse words. Is it the audience cursing? Does Rick, the cameraman have Tourette's?

Add me to the list of people who would watch that episode.

I'm in too.. that show got me through a lot of lunch breaks at my old job. Yes we would also bet money on if it was or wasnt the baby daddy too. Made a good bit of money sometimes too!

Keyser_Soze_Death: After perusing the "not the father dance" collection, I found this gem:

Maury: 16th DNA test
Link (new window)

/I don't want to live on this planet anymore...

from the comments....her ***** must be like a wizard's sleeve

L F'n O L

LegacyDL: My favorite not the father dance was the one set to Guile's theme.

Yessss!! (new window)

Orgasmatron138: Watching mashups of the Not the Father Dances on Youtube is a guilty pleasure of mine.

Well...there goes any chance of me being productive today.

FirstNationalBastard: Seriously? (new window)

Pale white parents, black baby, and the guy didn't know the baby wasn't his?

C'mon, Maury, your scriptwriters are just trolling.

I worked with this Filipino chick who had 3 kids. Now her husband was Filipino also but only 1 of those kids looked like him. Not only did the other 2 not look like him but one looked like Tiger Woods and the other looked like he was Puerto Rican. Some men are so in love with their wives and dedicated to staying a family that they will completely ignore what is obvious until somebody grabs them by the back of the head and forces their face into it.

rickythepenguin: I always like the how father picks some stupid detail to deny paternity. the kid is a spitting image of the father, and the father is like, "UH-UH MAURY! LOOK AT HIS ELBOW! THAT AIN'T MY ELBOW! HIS ELBOW IS LIKE 'THIS' AND MY ELBOW IS LIKE 'THAT'! THAT AINT' MY KID, MAURY! I AM ONE MILLION THOUSAND INFINITY TIMES A MILLION BILLION JILLION PERCENT POSITIVE, MAURY!"

The baby mommas also do that> "Look they gots the same expressions on their faces! Irregardless of what da test say I know he is my baby daddy. He is the only man I was with.........that month"

I like the bit in the first Sherlock series, "Of course he's not the father, look at his cuffs!"

I would probably watch and hate myself the entire time for watching it. It's not that I actually care, but after hearing so much about it I admit curiosity.

Keyser_Soze_Death: After perusing the "not the father dance" collection, I found this gem:

Maury: 16th DNA test
Link (new window)

/I don't want to live on this planet anymore...

How much are they paying this broad to do this? LMAO
I thought she stopped at 11! this is ridiculous, thanks for making
Latinas look bad, ho!

'You are not the Father' Dance -- Redneck edition

/which is worse? hoes who lie?
//or shows which pay hoes to lie?

My mom watched that stuff. I call it "Sluts on Parade" since it's usually always more than one guy who could be daddy. Thus I don't go over when she's watching it. Although trainwrecks are funny to watch, and a JB not-the-father would be epic...

No jokes about the beib breaking out into "it's not my baby baby baby NO not my baby baby baby" songs?