Except basically every beer company on the planet.

You're goddam right this is a bookmark!

Fark.com would fit well on all four major surfaces of those bikinis.

R.A.Danny: Sybarite: The ladies in question.

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Sorry, you got the ugly one.

I'd happily nail either one of them, and so would everyone here, you lying liars.

tnpir: R.A.Danny: Sybarite: The ladies in question.

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Sorry, you got the ugly one.

I'd happily nail either one of them, and so would everyone here, you lying liars.

Why stop at one?

With a song in my heart, I would fark the ugly one.

Atomic Jonb: With a song in my heart, I would fark the ugly one.

Dude, if one of your stents is picking up radio transmissions, you might want to talk to your cardiologist.

Two of England's Olympic hopefuls, Shauna Mullin and Zara Dampney, have outlined some of the perils of being a female in the sport.

"We're not body-conscious any more. Obviously we wax and there are still some days when you think, 'Today the arms should not come up'. But it's what we wear." Mullin told The Sun.

Athletes shouldn't have to face being distracted by their clothing. They should be able to wear whatever's comfortable and appropriate.

For example, the women's volleyball uniform is the only Olympic uniform with a maximum size limit written into the regulations (7 centimeters).

Getting people to recognise beach volleyball as a proper sport in it's own right is also a problem - as is getting funding.

"It is difficult to get sponsorship because no company wants to be associated with girls in bikinis." Mullin added.

And that's a huge problem, too. It's like the Lingerie Football League... it gets more sponsorship money than the women's professional football leagues, but at the same time isn't taken seriously as a sport. Sort of a Catch-22.

So all I need is a bikini and I can get a sponsership. This could work!

Grables'Daughter: Another problem is that some bikinis are too small to put advertising on.

For example:

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I don't follow, I'm gonna need more examples.

This is not a lexigraphic placeholder.

LucklessWonder: tnpir: R.A.Danny: Sybarite: The ladies in question.

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Sorry, you got the ugly one.

I'd happily nail either one of them, and so would everyone here, you lying liars.

Why stop at one?

Right. Volleyball is a TEAM sport. You're suppose to bump one, then set the other, and the power drive both of them at the net.

I had high hopes for this thread. My fark, why hast thou forsaken me?

habitual_masticator: I had high hopes for this thread. My fark, why hast thou forsaken me?

Because Grable's Daughter was busy in the simultaneous ass implant thread.

Here...allow me to help salvage this abyssmal thread.

I don't know about you, but I want to be associated with girls in bikinis.

Sybarite: The ladies in question.

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IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: [i44.tinypic.com image 339x515]

No, son, that is what grownups call "vulvae" or "labias".

You'll hear more about them in 5th-grade sex ed.

tnpir: R.A.Danny: Sybarite: The ladies in question.

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Sorry, you got the ugly one.

I'd happily nail either one of them, and so would everyone here, you lying liars.

I would not nail the ugly one.

In other words, most companies are not run by men

HBK: tnpir: R.A.Danny: Sybarite: The ladies in question.

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Sorry, you got the ugly one.

I'd happily nail either one of them, and so would everyone here, you lying liars.

I would not nail the ugly one.

I wouldn't sober. Easily while drunk in a dimly lit room.