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2003-10-03 09:11:00 AM  
Unless that child pr0n is load bearing child pr0n, of course.

Get it?
/Man, I suck!
 
2003-10-03 09:46:20 AM  
That's why you're suppose to keep all your kiddy pr0n on computers. It's the wave of the future!
 
2003-10-03 10:35:29 AM  
Get it?

Uhhhh.... No.
 
2003-10-03 10:38:07 AM  
It really bugs me that people get off on that kind of crap. But the thing that truly scares me is how many of those sick farks are out there undetected. Yikes.
 
2003-10-03 10:40:47 AM  
"Kroening accused his sister of...breaking his spectacles and punching him in the nose."

Haha! kiddy prOn Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd!!!

*I don't get it either.
 
2003-10-03 10:49:56 AM  
Bus driving pedophiles with law degrees? 2 bedroom houses for $379K?

sounds like california.
 
2003-10-03 11:13:21 AM  
[b]BooBoo23[/b], you hit it right on the head with that one..
 
2003-10-03 11:13:57 AM  
Farking html....
 
2003-10-03 02:30:28 PM  
You know you've been living in Southern California too long when a two bedroom house going for $379,000 doesn't even make you flinch.
 
2003-10-03 03:15:45 PM  
You know you've been living in Southern California too long when a two bedroom house going for $379,000 doesn't even make you flinch.

Actually, it's a "two-bedroom ranch on 7 1/2 acres of lakefront property". $379,000 sounds awfully cheap for something like that!!
 
2003-10-03 04:04:48 PM  
The sister planted the materials.
 
ESH
2003-10-03 04:04:52 PM  
"It's an overwhelming amount of material to review."

... paging Mr. Townshend, paging Mr. Townshend ...
 
2003-10-03 04:06:50 PM  
I know I'm gonna get flamed, but:

Photos of nude children != child porn. Nudity != pornography, period.

Sounds to me like a feuding sibling stocked the house with evidence. But that's just me, I guess.
 
2003-10-03 04:07:08 PM  
This sounds like some sort of spooky house of horrors.

thousands of video tapes?

file cabinete overflowing with porn?

maniquins dressed up?

im so horrified, i cannot even spell.
 
2003-10-03 04:07:19 PM  
Hail to the busdriver busdriver busdriver,
Hail to the busdriver busdriver man!
He drinks and he cusses and crashes our busses,
Hail to the busdriver busdriver man!
He skids left and skids right with a busted up headlight,
Hail to the busdriver busdriver man!

 
2003-10-03 04:07:30 PM  
Actually, it's a "two-bedroom ranch on 7 1/2 acres of lakefront property". $379,000 sounds awfully cheap for something like that!!

Yeah, but it's Crystal Lake.

/Friday-the-13th reference
 
2003-10-03 04:07:35 PM  
I get it.

quite funny
 
2003-10-03 04:08:01 PM  
(didn't read the article)

Ehh, they'll probably just use the porn as blackmail to make him lower his price. Cheap bastards.

How much for the shower pix? $50K? $100K? Work with me here.
 
2003-10-03 04:08:17 PM  
I saw the underage traci lords video when I was in Germany. It was legal in Germany so I fell ok about it.
 
2003-10-03 04:09:48 PM  
check the title. Did the house ever belong to R Kelly?
 
2003-10-03 04:10:26 PM  
At what point does it become child porn? My parents have tens of hundreds of photographs of me naked as an infant. Infidels!
 
2003-10-03 04:10:38 PM  
What the hell is a guy with a law degree doing driving buses?? Scary omen indeed

/Law school applicant
 
2003-10-03 04:10:53 PM  
"what's your degree in?"

"law."

"what do you do for a living?"

"i drive a school bus."

everything else just kind of falls into place here.
 
2003-10-03 04:11:25 PM  
Kyosuke,

Nudity = Pornography? you must be one smelly bastard having to shower fully dressed and all, or are you a hypocrite?
 
2003-10-03 04:11:58 PM  
Doonyman, we've all seen them...
 
2003-10-03 04:12:35 PM  
PaulKellyTripplehornJr

That was very funny. "That's a load-bearing ______" will now be my phrase of the day.
 
2003-10-03 04:13:10 PM  
xkenny13:

won't seem cheap when its plastered all over town that a pedophile lived there.

someone from outta down will think its a deal.
 
2003-10-03 04:13:45 PM  
did someone say porn
yes
but kiddie porn
oh nevermind
 
2003-10-03 04:14:05 PM  
I'm trying to figure out what laod-bearing child pr0n looks like.
 
2003-10-03 04:14:33 PM  
The_Human_Torch

What the hell is a guy with a law degree doing driving buses?? Scary omen indeed

/Law school applicant


Trying to clear his conscience?
 
2003-10-03 04:14:34 PM  
my pr0n is "load-receiving"

not even remotely funny
 
2003-10-03 04:15:27 PM  
The criminal complaint says police found "a mannequin of a young adolescent female with a brown wig." The mannequin was adorned with makeup and wearing pajamas, according to the complaint.

If it is true this guy is one sick fcuk and should be sentenced to a blowtorch to his balls followed by an ass pummeling by Bubba Tyrone in prison. What's next, real kids?!?!

Having read the farging article am I the only one who thinks that the sister might have had a hand in this? Certainly she has everything to gain from his ass getting thrown into prison.....
 
2003-10-03 04:15:37 PM  
fink:

Kyosuke,

Nudity = Pornography? you must be one smelly bastard having to shower fully dressed and all, or are you a hypocrite?


fink=dumbass
 
2003-10-03 04:15:40 PM  
Hells bells, this guy's a freak. He gets a law degree, but prefers to work as a school bus driver. I think they'll find home made videos based on the fact that they found kiddie clothes in the house and kids toys in the dishwasher.

The dishwasher?
 
2003-10-03 04:15:46 PM  
Sick disgusting people!

Well, off to J-List for some bukkake vids...
 
2003-10-03 04:17:27 PM  
awww trez, did I upset you somehow? I'm sorry. Please, tell me where I went wrong.
 
2003-10-03 04:17:46 PM  
Now now, let's not rush to judgement here. They first must determine if there was kiddy pr0n in the house, or any pr0n for that matter.

/stupid due process laws
 
2003-10-03 04:19:29 PM  
I would that having a law degree while applying for a bus driver job might be reason enough not hire him. I would think he plans on getting hit by someone and sueing everyone.
 
2003-10-03 04:19:31 PM  
fink:

awww trez, did I upset you somehow? I'm sorry. Please, tell me where I went wrong.

well, for starters, you posted in this thread.
 
2003-10-03 04:20:09 PM  
"We're going to work through the weekend and be back in court on Monday," he said. "It's an overwhelming amount of material to review."

uh-huh, sure
 
2003-10-03 04:21:13 PM  
sounds like he was setup by family members to me.
 
2003-10-03 04:21:39 PM  
Nevermind trez, outside of April March (and I'm assuming you've never heard shiatbirds or April sings Makers) it appears that you may be sort of a nancy, No explaination needed.
 
2003-10-03 04:22:17 PM  
fink != is opposite of =
 
2003-10-03 04:22:31 PM  
In a brief filed by his former attorney in the case, Kroening accused his sister of ... breaking his spectacles and punching him in the nose.

He's lucky. The last guy who that happened to died.

What? Oh, spectacles. Never mind.
 
2003-10-03 04:22:32 PM  
..."a mannequin of a young adolescent female with a brown wig." The mannequin was adorned with makeup and wearing pajamas, according to the complaint.

sick, man. just sick
 
2003-10-03 04:22:51 PM  
fink=dumbass

no explanation needed.
 
2003-10-03 04:23:03 PM  
Wearing an orange jumpsuit and handcuffed to a chain looped around his waist

well if he cant prove it wasn't his hes going to be wearing a pink jumpsuit very soon.
 
2003-10-03 04:23:14 PM  
...the two-bedroom ranch on 7 1/2 acres of lakefront property...

Kinda nice how they slipped that listing in there.
 
2003-10-03 04:23:21 PM  
Yup, odds are the sister did it, or planted it.
 
2003-10-03 04:24:30 PM  
Maybe this guy and the guy who kept the secret evidence in his sock drawer should share a cell:

"What are you in for?"

"I put exonerating evidence in my sock drawer, next to my porn."

"Porn in the *sock* drawer!?! Now I know what I did wrong."
 
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