I saw the florida tag and wondered to myself "did howie spankowitz move to florida"?

whew, not him

FTFA: "He was arrested on two counts of robbery and also several violations of probation."

Tough crowd.

Someone must have got him started.

So, what's the deal with prison food?

Judging from the video he's not so much a stand-up comic as he is just some douchebag without much of a personality except to be narcissistic enough to think people want to listen to him babble. All I could think throughout his "routine" was "Hmmm, Chinese buffet...". Personally, I think robbing banks is his more skilled vocation. It's too bad he failed at that, too, but if I were him, I'd work on improving my bank robbing skills while in prison instead of the comedy.

I hope Mencia starts doing this.

So I was dropping the soap in the shower the other day....

Hector Remarkable: Judging from the video he's not so much a stand-up comic as he is just some douchebag without much of a personality

Jeffrey Lluis is Floridian for Funny.

That's not funny.

That's gold, Jeffery, gold

Fark Me To Tears: FTFA: During the first robbery, the suspect implied he would "blow the bank up" unless he was given money. He fled the scene on foot with an undisclosed amount of cash.

He was just joking.

Don't you hate it when your stocking mask smooshes your lips and makes it hard for people to understand what you're saying? Like how's the teller supposed to know to put the money in the bag if she hears "Poof ta mahnee hin ta bak"? (ha ha haaa). I know what it is - my girlfriend is too skinny so her stocking is too tight. (ha ha ha). Maybe I gotta start dating them fat biatches. (ha ha ha ha haaaa) Like that girl Shawanda down the street - that biatch is FAT! (HA HA HA ooooooooo!). I use her stocking and I can fit my whole body inside. (ha ha ha haaa). Me AND my brother, Earl! (HAHAHA WOOOOOO!)

So now I'm all liking the whole "hat and sunglasses" thing. (hee hee hee). Kinda fits into this whole "incognito" thing I'm trying to do. Fit in with my surrounding so it's not so obvious, right? But here's the thing, I live in Alaska. During the winter, how's a guy supposed to be incognito wearing sunglasses? (ha ha ha ha hee). I mean it's fricken ALASKA, hello??? (hee hee hee HA!). Maybe I should be wearing a polar bear skin, right? (HA HA heee). Or maybe a brown wig and Sarah Palin glasses? (AHHHH ooooooooooooo HA HA HA). "I can see a robbery from my porch." (ha ha ha ha ha)

Sooooooo, anyone here tonight who'd like to share some household hints on removing red dye from a dollar bill? (ha ha ha ha ha).

Did you hear the one about the violent comedian who robbed the bank?

He killed the crowd.

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"no officer! I said I'm here for the stand-up, stand-up! Not stick-up!"

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Wasn't it Seinfeld who day-dreamed what he'd do in jail, how many push ups and sit ups.

Tim Allen on the other hand actually did time.

Atomic Spunk: Don't you hate it when your stocking mask smooshes your lips and makes it hard for people to understand what you're saying? Like how's the teller supposed to know to put the money in the bag if she hears "Poof ta mahnee hin ta bak"? (ha ha haaa). I know what it is - my girlfriend is too skinny so her stocking is too tight. (ha ha ha). Maybe I gotta start dating them fat biatches. (ha ha ha ha haaaa) Like that girl Shawanda down the street - that biatch is FAT! (HA HA HA ooooooooo!). I use her stocking and I can fit my whole body inside. (ha ha ha haaa). Me AND my brother, Earl! (HAHAHA WOOOOOO!)

So now I'm all liking the whole "hat and sunglasses" thing. (hee hee hee). Kinda fits into this whole "incognito" thing I'm trying to do. Fit in with my surrounding so it's not so obvious, right? But here's the thing, I live in Alaska. During the winter, how's a guy supposed to be incognito wearing sunglasses? (ha ha ha ha hee). I mean it's fricken ALASKA, hello??? (hee hee hee HA!). Maybe I should be wearing a polar bear skin, right? (HA HA heee). Or maybe a brown wig and Sarah Palin glasses? (AHHHH ooooooooooooo HA HA HA). "I can see a robbery from my porch." (ha ha ha ha ha)

Sooooooo, anyone here tonight who'd like to share some household hints on removing red dye from a dollar bill? (ha ha ha ha ha).

id pay to watch that

He'll be a hit in the pokey.

I have a gub.

Watched some of the video, calling him a stand-up comic is like calling me a NASCAR driver just because I drive a car around.

Lemme tell ya'...I don't get no respect.