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(CBS Charlotte) Asinine One man's lack of toilet paper is another man's vandalism charge   (charlotte.cbslocal.com) divider line 20
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Crosshair [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 11:46:39 PM
According to the report, the man grew irate after learning he didn't have toilet paper and proceeded to walk upstairs to a vacant room that was being renovated. Upon entering the room, he proceeded to clog the toilet, causing water damage to the room, totaling about $2,000 in carpet and ceiling charges.

The man would go on to break a blow dryer and several lights, accounting for an extra $90 in charges.

The suspect returned to his room and damaged more property using physical force, according to the report.

I don't know about everyone else, but rather than doing the above, I just go down to the front desk and ask for another roll when I notice that the room is low on TP. In my experience that's much less work.
 
Fark Me To Tears [TotalFark]
2011-11-11 12:08:36 AM
FTFA: The identity of the man remains unknown.

I call bullsh*t. The hotel knows who he is. The police know who he is. He must be related to somebody with some juice, or they would have released his name, address, and the church he attends.
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2011-11-11 02:02:53 AM
One of the funniest things I ever heard while camping was when a guy referred to toilet paper as mountain money. I giggled occasionally throughout the night while thinking about mountain money.
 
UncleStumpy
2011-11-11 02:19:28 AM
That's crappy
 
Mentalpatient87
2011-11-11 02:20:59 AM
He must have been really shiatty.
 
some.old.lady. [TotalFark]
2011-11-11 02:30:21 AM
Crosshair: According to the report, the man grew irate after learning he didn't have toilet paper and proceeded to walk upstairs to a vacant room that was being renovated. Upon entering the room, he proceeded to clog the toilet, causing water damage to the room, totaling about $2,000 in carpet and ceiling charges.

The man would go on to break a blow dryer and several lights, accounting for an extra $90 in charges.

The suspect returned to his room and damaged more property using physical force, according to the report.

I don't know about everyone else, but rather than doing the above, I just go down to the front desk and ask for another roll when I notice that the room is low on TP. In my experience that's much less work.

The first thing that occurred to me was: why wouldn't he simply use some of the linen at hand, then call the desk? Answer: he was mad (in more ways than one) at something waaay more than tp.
 
Hector Remarkable
2011-11-11 02:35:16 AM
They couldn't spare a square. Not one square.
 
KeeptheChief
2011-11-11 02:36:36 AM
dumbass tag was busy tonight?
 
The Angry Hand of God
2011-11-11 02:38:28 AM
I am reading this thread while watching the new "Cornholio" episode of Beavis and Butthead. Perfect.
 
I_Hate_Iowa
2011-11-11 02:54:00 AM
I don't know about you guys, but I hate it when I'm so poor I have to buy shiatty toilet paper.
 
illannoyin
2011-11-11 02:54:25 AM
And while you're at it wipe that smile off your face!
 
Nuff Said McFarky
2011-11-11 03:01:12 AM
The Angry Hand of God: I am reading this thread while watching the new "Cornholio" episode of Beavis and Butthead. Perfect.

Police sketch of the suspect:

i.imgur.com

/You can take me, but you cannot take my bunghole!
 
ShawnDoc [TotalFark]
2011-11-11 03:01:41 AM
some.old.lady.: The first thing that occurred to me was: why wouldn't he simply use some of the linen at hand, then call the desk? Answer: he was mad (in more ways than one) at something waaay more than tp.

Its a hotel. There's a shower right across from the toilet, and a shower works as a perfectly good bidet in a pinch.
 
Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf
2011-11-11 03:09:12 AM
Imagine the damage he would have done if he found brown M&M's
 
footshot [TotalFark]
2011-11-11 03:12:36 AM
"The suspect returned to his room and damaged more property using physical force"

He wasn't a Jedi.
 
pi8you
2011-11-11 04:00:12 AM
he proceeded to clog the toilet

Poop is coming out now.
 
ChromoSomes
2011-11-11 04:22:42 AM
Mr. Whipple on the rampage?
 
Satanic_Hamster
2011-11-11 07:01:29 AM
Couldn't he just have used the towels or tissues?
 
pwn3d781
2011-11-11 08:03:38 AM
ShawnDoc: Its a hotel. There's a shower right across from the toilet, and a shower works as a perfectly good bidet in a pinch.

load.kovideo.net

Approves.

/image hot, not the mental imagery
 
SpectroBoy
2011-11-11 08:30:07 AM
Crosshair: I don't know about everyone else, but rather than doing the above, I just go down to the front desk and ask for another roll when I notice that the room is low on TP. In my experience that's much less work.

feh.

I just call down and ask them to bring it to me. Even LESS work.
 
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