If that farkin' snitch pizza delivery dickwad didn't blow it, it woulda worked.

socks for gloves hmmmm? see at work the dress code used to be any closed toe shoe was okay, and being from wisconsin and a huge Brett Favre fan i enjoy crocs in the summer as my feet stay cool and they really add that certain "something" to the penis pictures i take at the urinal and send to the prospects, long story even longer, they took one look at my crocs and changed the rules on me right then and there, now only closed toe and closed heel shoes are allowed, i immediately argued if the heel is closed how will i get them on? So my plan is to get the five fingered shoes that i imagine only douchebags would wear and then to really screw with them ill wear mittens instead of gloves.

FTA: "Stroub allegedly approached the pharmacy counter at the Wal-Mart at 3805 S. Keystone Ave. at 6:10 p.m. and demanded the painkiller, Fentanyl."


If he had said "Give me Fentanyl, please" would it still have been robbery?

Yeah, but now his hands smell like feet.

Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian: Yeah, but now his hands smell like feet.

Good thing he didn't use underpants.

missinglinks14: socks for gloves hmmmm? see at work the dress code used to be any closed toe shoe was okay, and being from wisconsin and a huge Brett Favre fan i enjoy crocs in the summer as my feet stay cool and they really add that certain "something" to the penis pictures i take at the urinal and send to the prospects, long story even longer, they took one look at my crocs and changed the rules on me right then and there, now only closed toe and closed heel shoes are allowed, i immediately argued if the heel is closed how will i get them on? So my plan is to get the five fingered shoes that i imagine only douchebags would wear and then to really screw with them ill wear mittens instead of gloves.

Mr. missinglinks14, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

If only there were a store that had gloves and ski masks. Even better if you could steal them at the same time you were robbing the store.

"Give me all your drugs!"

"I am the ghost of reasonable cures," he said.

Pfft. A Walmart near me had a guy try to rob the place with a rubber mallet from the hardware dept. and a note stating, "I have a bob."