...you might be a redneck.

Then you really might know what it's like... to have to lose.

YEE-HAW

$10 bucks the guy goes to family reunions to pick up women. Any takers?

Looks like the target demographic of the Perry campaign.

I thought the redneck version of Everclear was always called Moonshine? Are these people not rednecks then?

*reads article*

Hooking up with your cousin and cutting him up after Everclear? Is she some new type of fancy redneck then?

Bet he squealed like a pig.

Kazaa: Then you really might know what it's like... to have to lose.

7/10, almost subtle enough.

That's a rough 21. Shiat, that's a rough 41.

such was commonplace for the lineage of wealth and monarchy before you euro-trash descendants touched upon what is now America's shores.

Ahh, Rogersville, TN. My birthplace.

Reminds me the reason I now live in California.

I need to get a job at Taco Bell.

He didn't want to be her downtime. He didn't want to be her stupid game.

This story is still two half-starved dogs and a meth lab away from hitting the Redneck Bingo, though.

At night in the neighborhood they call her amphetamine.

State Laws Regarding Marriages Between First Cousins (new window)

"Twenty-five states prohibit marriages between first cousins. Six states allow first cousin marriage under certain circumstances, and North Carolina allows first cousin marriage but prohibits double-cousin marriage. States generally recognize marriages of first cousins married in a state where such marriages are legal."

Cousin marriage legal

Alabama

Alaska

California

Colorado

Connecticut

District of Columbia

Florida

Georgia

Hawaii

Maryland

Massachusetts

New Jersey

New Mexico

New York

North Carolina*

Rhode Island

South Carolina

Tennessee

Vermont

Virginia

Allowed under certain circumstances

Arizona- if both are 65 or older, or one is unable to reproduce.

Illinois- if both are 50 or older, or one is unable to reproduce.

Indiana- if both are at least 65.

Maine- if couple obtains a physician's certificate of genetic counseling.

Utah- if both are 65 or older, or if both are 55 or older and one is unable to reproduce.

Wisconsin- if the woman is 55 or older, or one is unable to reproduce.

hasty ambush: State Laws Regarding Marriages Between First Cousins (new window)

"Twenty-five states prohibit marriages between first cousins. Six states allow first cousin marriage under certain circumstances, and North Carolina allows first cousin marriage but prohibits double-cousin marriage. States generally recognize marriages of first cousins married in a state where such marriages are legal."

Cousin marriage legal

Alabama

Alaska

California

Colorado

Connecticut

District of Columbia

Florida

Georgia

Hawaii

Maryland

Massachusetts

New Jersey

New Mexico

New York

North Carolina*

Rhode Island

South Carolina

Tennessee

Vermont

Virginia

Allowed under certain circumstances

Arizona- if both are 65 or older, or one is unable to reproduce.

Illinois- if both are 50 or older, or one is unable to reproduce.

Indiana- if both are at least 65.

Maine- if couple obtains a physician's certificate of genetic counseling.

Utah- if both are 65 or older, or if both are 55 or older and one is unable to reproduce.

Wisconsin- if the woman is 55 or older, or one is unable to reproduce.

I find it very interesting that the polygamy capital of America draws the line at cousin loving.

StinkyPinky: Ahh, Rogersville, TN. My birthplace.

Reminds me the reason I now live in California.

Your first cousin moved to CA?

I'm gonna go out on a limb and flatly state that if some bint is slashing your ass up, it's not love.

logruszed: I need to get a job at Taco Bell.

Why, does your sister work there and you want her as a "Booty Call"?

Maybe they got off on the whole 'forbidden sex' thing, because unless she has a smoking body she doesn't seem worth the trouble. Or maybe there's just a lack of people to hook up with out there, since this article gives their addresses located in the boonies.

bunner: I'm gonna go out on a limb and flatly state that if some bint is slashing your ass up, it's not love.

Not dated a redhead, eh?

/been shot at, with a crossbow, by TWO

How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin.

What does a Tennessee girl say after sex? Get off me Pa, you're crushing my smokes.

Mixolydian Master:
dur-dur-DIR-dir-DIR-dir-dir-dur-dir

Holy shiat, is that Bubbles' grandpa?

skinink: logruszed: I need to get a job at Taco Bell.

Why, does your sister work there and you want her as a "Booty Call"?
Maybe they got off on the whole 'forbidden sex' thing, because unless she has a smoking body she doesn't seem worth the trouble. Or maybe there's just a lack of people to hook up with out there, since this article gives their addresses located in the boonies.

Because I'm pretty sure I couldn't scrape together 4 grand in a weekend while in jail.

Once Rick Perry gets rid of Education and that other thing he couldn't remember, this just might become a common thing.

AllUpInYa: bunner: I'm gonna go out on a limb and flatly state that if some bint is slashing your ass up, it's not love.

Not dated a redhead, eh?

/been shot at, with a crossbow, by TWO

I dated a deaf redhead named Angel whose father was a Lutheran minister.

To be honest I've pretty much been coasting since then, since I figure surviving that I figure I'm allowed to take it easy.

/Worst thing about dating a deaf person: She frequently would attack with no audible warning. No shiat I was watching TV one time and she clocked me with one of those halogen floor lamps.

//Best thing: You can pretty much talk all the shiat you want if it's doggy-style time.

Ok, I LOLed at the headline.

/time to quit work while I'm ahead.

mjoven1975: hasty ambush: State Laws Regarding Marriages Between First Cousins (new window)

"Twenty-five states prohibit marriages between first cousins. Six states allow first cousin marriage under certain circumstances, and North Carolina allows first cousin marriage but prohibits double-cousin marriage. States generally recognize marriages of first cousins married in a state where such marriages are legal."

Cousin marriage legal

Alabama

Alaska

California

Colorado

Connecticut

District of Columbia

Florida

Georgia

Hawaii

Maryland

Massachusetts

New Jersey

New Mexico

New York

North Carolina*

Rhode Island

South Carolina

Tennessee

Vermont

Virginia

Allowed under certain circumstances

Arizona- if both are 65 or older, or one is unable to reproduce.

Illinois- if both are 50 or older, or one is unable to reproduce.

Indiana- if both are at least 65.

Maine- if couple obtains a physician's certificate of genetic counseling.

Utah- if both are 65 or older, or if both are 55 or older and one is unable to reproduce.

Wisconsin- if the woman is 55 or older, or one is unable to reproduce.

I find it very interesting that the polygamy capital of America draws the line at cousin loving.

Homosexuals are not allowed to marry in TN, to boot.

She did do a pretty good number on him.
MOOO means NO!

How has there not been an Aristocrats reference yet?

He should have been more respectful to his sister-aunt.

Some people call you the elite.... I call you my base...