The book is actually called, "Touched, the Jerry Sandusky Story".


Wow....just wow

"Guys, let's not let the actions of the author ruin what is otherwise a great an inspiring book. If you put aside the fact that this man touched little boys you will be able to enjoy a great story. This book will truly touches you in a special place. Similar to a young boy, you won't be able to put this book down until you've had enough, and even then you'll keep coming back for more. A book like this wraps you in and holds you tight, it can be something that's difficult to get away from. The provoking thoughts will truly stay burnt into your memory for the rest of your life. So don't let one man's slip up ruin what would otherwise be a great read! Everybody makes mistakes. That's why they put erasers on pencils."

I personally like that it is only for sale in its leatherbound edition.

This master work of art took me 30 seconds and MS paint

I wonder what autographed copies will be selling for now?
Brb - Ebay
The comments on Amazon are comedy. Which of you clowns has been trolling them?

Yikes. i feel like i need a shower after reading that... Wait. no...

T.rex: Yikes. i feel like i need a shower after reading that... Wait. no...

ZOMG that was funny.

I needed this thread.

AbbeySomeone: I wonder what autographed copies will be selling for now?
Brb - Ebay
The comments on Amazon are comedy. Which of you clowns has been trolling them?

Link (new window eBay)

If a cougar is an old woman that likes young boys. Is an old man that likes young boys a nittany lion?

/too soon
//still hilarious

lame that amazon is letting this go--

a few years ago there were some Golf Iron sets (taylor made, IIRC) that manufacturer priced wrong (like 7.99 instead of 799.99), tens of thousands bought, sales canceled, people's cards weren't refunded for over a month (sounds like some parallel of bridge financing!!!!) people left reviews that shiatcanned the manufacturer (not the product) and/or amazon and they all got deleted.


/ this is not a defense of PSU/sandusky, just how hypocritical amazon is
// hope they all die

The five star review from 2005 is pretty poignant:

5 Stars - An Exemplory Life
Whe you finish this book you wish it was longer. Like a good movie you do not want it to end. It describes a man who has done some great things to help others. How many college football coaches would turn down 3 head coaching opportunities at big-time schools to stay in "Happy Valley". A couple who could not have their own children. Then adopted 6. Not all in infancy. A man who took in foster children and at the same time ran the defense for one of college football's elite teams for 23 years. A kid who never grew up. Yet a person who is so selfless it defies human ego. Everyone reading this should do themselves a moral favor and contribute money to the Second Mile. (...).

/Je-sus

wow subby, way to steal my thunder from the NESN thread below.

At least we now know Steve Williams isn't a racist. When he said "My aim was to shove it right up that black asshole", he was just repeating a line that Sandusky gave him.

"Cram It in the Boot - The Jerry Sandusky Story"

The only good thing to come out of this scandal will be Sandusky, Paterno, McQuery, Curly, and Schultz dragged out into the streets, thoroughly raped in the ass, then hung from the balls and lit on fire.

Sorry but laughing at this thread pretty much guarantees me a first class ticket to hell.

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Hey look - even the white lines on his jacket look like an assfark.

"Peen State"? ROFL

The quote: "touched the lives of more than 100,000 children" from About the Author takes on a whole new meaning now.

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Hey look - even the white lines on his jacket look like an assfark.

That kind of attention can only be learned on Fark.

/good science this is a farking trainwreck...

Has anyone reminded Sandusky that the sincerest form of self-criticism is suicide?

Krymson Tyde: There is at least one other good thing that came from this. Many of Fark's college football fans that are often at each other's throats were able to come together in agreement over their disgust with this whole sorry mess.

I don't have anything against the ohio fans. I just don't like that school in columbus.

/still have empathy for penn state fans, or at least the ones who aren't joepa cultists
/still kind of want my school out of the B1G right now. I'm still totally disgusted and ashamed that my money helped fund that horror
/swype treated "sandusky" as "sensually" before this really blew up

JohnAnnArbor: Has anyone reminded Sandusky that the sincerest form of self-criticism is suicide?

I'd rather see him in the state penn. Actually, given all of what happened, he'll probably be in the federal system.

He has crimes to answer for. That judge needs to rescind his bond and order him into suicide watch.

Krymson Tyde: There is at least one other good thing that came from this. Many of Fark's college football fans that are often at each other's throats were able to come together in agreement over their disgust with this whole sorry mess.

Well except the PSU fans that have been defending JoePa in every thread, I understand why he had to go but they refuse to admit it, also I guess we see why the graduate assistant didnt want to come forward with the news, seems he has so many death threats the cops are stationed at his house and he cant be at the game this week.

Hes probably done there, its a little sad since he really didnt do anything wrong, as a GA he wasnt in the position of authority to force the issue, and was probably scared after seeing that scene, still I cant help but think if he had just knocked the guy out right there all of this would have been over in 2002 with just the kid raper getting arrested.

Sabyen91: steamingpile: Hes probably done there, its a little sad since he really didnt do anything wrong, as a GA he wasnt in the position of authority to force the issue

He was 28. He was a former college football player. He could have beat the fark out of that pervert.

I dont know, hes a redhead and we know they are brittle and prone to bad decisions, stupid ginger.

I actually agree and said the same thing, he should have ran up and started beating on him until the pedo lost his hardon.

steamingpile: Hes probably done there, its a little sad since he really didnt do anything wrong, as a GA he wasnt in the position of authority to force the issue, and was probably scared after seeing that scene, still I cant help but think if he had just knocked the guy out right there all of this would have been over in 2002 with just the kid raper getting arrested.

Picking up the phone and calling the police at any point in the past decade could've prevented another half a dozen kids from being molested.

The poor 6'5" former football player was just scared and shocked and didn't know what to do.........for a decade.

He didn't know what to do when he saw Sandusky around campus with other little boys over the past decade.

What to do....what to do.