Scumbag pigeons.

Pigeon don't care.

/Neither does honey badger

I think the pigeons just bumped themselves up to tool users.

ttiuwv

/useless without video

DON'T LET THEM DRIVE THE BUS.

do they take the train back too?

Wanted for questioning:

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DON'T LET THEM DRIVE THE BUS.

But catching the train's still ok though, right?

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DON'T LET THEM DRIVE THE BUS.

But catching the train's still ok though, right?



...As long as it's not too late.

Feels your pain.

I love pigeons.

Honestly, I read that headline in my mind in Mark Wahlberg's voice.

/say hi to your mother for me, ok?

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DON'T LET THEM DRIVE THE BUS.

Came for this. Leaving satisfied.

I sometimes see pigeons walking and flying around TTC subway stations. I have yet to see one actually board a train, but it's just a matter of time.

They keep this up, they'll be candidates for uplift.

Hey pigeon, you can't ride the subway. You don't even pay a fare. Hey. Pigeon. Hey. How come you walk like that, pigeon? With ya damn head bobbin' up and down, and shiat? Hey pigeon. Do you and your pigeon friends ever just kinda get sick of walkin' all the time and just wanna fly everywhere? Because of people makin' fun of you and shiat? That shiat is farked up, pigeon. I'm really sorry you gotta go through that shiat, pigeon. Well. I gotta go, pigeon. Say hi to your mother for me.

PlatinumDragon: I sometimes see pigeons walking and flying around TTC subway stations. I have yet to see one actually board a train, but it's just a matter of time.

They keep this up, they'll be candidates for uplift.

We have a pigeon in our station that had a bum leg. He just hobbles around and it really sad. I bring him some bread crumbs every so often. I am weird.

One day we'll finally realize that birds are one hell of a lot smarter than we think they are. I saw a documentary once about how birds can learn. They'll use tools, they'll make abstract decisions. You keep changing the setup and they'll keep figuring out how to open the door and make the seed pellet drop out.

I also read not long ago about how crows will learn on what days the garbage trucks move through various neighborhoods. They're there, right on time, to pick up the crumbs. If it's Monday it must be the Highland Estates.

Next time I realize that I've forgotten to get the trash out on time, I'll shake my fists at the sky and yell, "FREAKIN' BIRDS ARE SMARTER THAN I AM!"

i like that this is under "breaking news". not a whole lot going on in sweeden that doesn't involve robyn, i guess.


/hasn't this been greenlit a bunch of times already?

Although there is an issue concerning pigeon droppings and respiratory ailments, pigeons are very intelligent birds.

I used to feed the pigeons at the office, until security got on me about it. It used to crack me up to watch this one huge male keep following the security guard on his rounds. The bird would even stand with him at the intersection, waiting for cross traffic to clear, then cross with him. This pigeon used to make it his mission to keep the grackles moving along and make sure the other pigeons didn't fight on the plaza.

Pigeons also remember the faces of those that abuse them: a lawyer at the office, during an outdoor meeting, kicked at the big boss pigeon. From that moment on, the guy could not walk out of the building without a pigeon crapping on him.

Hey pigeon; don't pay the ferryman. Don't even fix a price!

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If we began harvesting pigeons, we could feed the homeless for years.

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Hey pigeon, you can't ride the subway. You don't even pay a fare. Hey. Pigeon. Hey. How come you walk like that, pigeon? With ya damn head bobbin' up and down, and shiat? Hey pigeon. Do you and your pigeon friends ever just kinda get sick of walkin' all the time and just wanna fly everywhere? Because of people makin' fun of you and shiat? That shiat is farked up, pigeon. I'm really sorry you gotta go through that shiat, pigeon. Well. I gotta go, pigeon. Say hi to your mother for me.

Hey Ricky... welcome to my favorites.
/Say hi to your mother for me in the hospital
//Sorry she blew up

zerkalo: Hey pigeon; don't pay the ferryman. Don't even fix a price!

She's a MANIAC! MAAAAANIAC on the flooo-ooor!

Aarontz23: Honestly, I read that headline in my mind in Mark Wahlberg's voice.

/say hi to your mother for me, ok?

So did I.

Oh No Pigeons

How can we be sure that these pigeons aren't organizing for some sort of revolt or terrorist plot?



What an Al-Cooda pigeon might read during transit.

The sound like the human riders but they don't poop as much in the subway cars.

Stop the pigeon!

What the hell pigeon? You CAN FLY. If I had wings, you'd certainly never find me taking the subway.

ProfessorOhki: What the hell pigeon? You CAN FLY. If I had wings, you'd certainly never find me taking the subway.

Not unless you enjoy eating much more food to power your flight muscles. Birds only fly if they have to, too much flying drains their energy and makes starvation more likely.

Keizer_Ghidorah: zerkalo: Hey pigeon; don't pay the ferryman. Don't even fix a price!

She's a MANIAC! MAAAAANIAC on the flooo-ooor!

Someday, love will find you!

zerkalo: Keizer_Ghidorah: zerkalo: Hey pigeon; don't pay the ferryman. Don't even fix a price!

She's a MANIAC! MAAAAANIAC on the flooo-ooor!

Someday, love will find you!

Break those chains that bind you!

Preparing to throw Keizer_Ghidorah across the theatre

Better behaved than most people I know.

Crows are very clever birds - a great video to watch

I demand an Animaniacs/Mo Williams pigeon mashup photoshop!
I'll just wait here.

/Also, the world needs a Portal 2/Venture Brothers crossover video, for when you are done with the first thing.
//Thanks

ktybear: Crows are very clever birds - a great video to watch

Saw a report on TV where researchers captured crows and released them. The captured crows taught the other mob members, and even the children, to identify the dangerous individuals.

ktybear: Crows are very clever birds - a great video to watch

Anyone who has stood and watched crows for awhile knows how clever they are.
One of the smartest wild animals in North America, I would say.