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(Celebitchy) Obvious I don't know what the hell a Justin Bieber is, but it's not a family man   (celebitchy.com) divider line 66
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2011-11-10 02:57:54 PM
When it comes to grandparents who are struggling like this, a tiny amount of Bieber's fortune would make their lives much easier

The public tends to associate the word 'grandparents' with the friendly, Wilf Brimley type - apple pies, fishing trips, nurturing gentle souls.... but some just get more assholish and more abusive with age. Maybe the kid's got a reason to leave them out of his good fortune.
 
2011-11-10 03:21:15 PM
I read the headline and thought good, he'd be a damned fool to get married now. Then I RTFA. What a coont.
 
2011-11-10 03:57:55 PM
Bob_Laublaw: When it comes to grandparents who are struggling like this, a tiny amount of Bieber's fortune would make their lives much easier

The public tends to associate the word 'grandparents' with the friendly, Wilf Brimley type - apple pies, fishing trips, nurturing gentle souls.... but some just get more assholish and more abusive with age. Maybe the kid's got a reason to leave them out of his good fortune.


Hell, I've got one grandparent that, if I had Bieber money, I would spend a large chunk on making her life more miserable.

Plus, your family isn't entitled to your stuff. On top of that, giving/loaning money to family often turns out to be a terrible idea.
 
2011-11-10 04:01:34 PM
Well he sure ain't no pater familias!

s3.amazonaws.com

That's why you set up a trust to take care of your significant family when you become a bazillionaire. Even if you don't trust them to sit the right way on a toilet seat, it's worth it just to see the back of em and avoid this kind of crappy press.
 
2011-11-10 04:03:31 PM
It's not just an average job, Justin's grandmother hauls 50 pound bags of powder in a room that's kept at a temperature of about 102 degrees.

Drug lab?
 
2011-11-10 04:03:36 PM
Quick - somebody photoshop Bieber onto that Hall & Oates album with the makeup and feathered hair!
 
2011-11-10 04:04:47 PM
Bob_Laublaw: When it comes to grandparents who are struggling like this, a tiny amount of Bieber's fortune would make their lives much easier

The public tends to associate the word 'grandparents' with the friendly, Wilf Brimley type - apple pies, fishing trips, nurturing gentle souls.... but some just get more assholish and more abusive with age. Maybe the kid's got a reason to leave them out of his good fortune.


I don't know. I had one grandfather that by all accounts was kind of a mean bastard when younger, although nothing like the evil, drunken Pennsylvania white trash who'd raised him. He softened with age. The other grandfather was probably a sociopath. I don't think he could get any more assholish. Had been a good boxer as a young man, and kept the skills sharp on his kids, when not just running strange, manipulative mind games on them.
 
2011-11-10 04:11:19 PM
Bob_Laublaw: When it comes to grandparents who are struggling like this, a tiny amount of Bieber's fortune would make their lives much easier

The public tends to associate the word 'grandparents' with the friendly, Wilf Brimley type - apple pies, fishing trips, nurturing gentle souls.... but some just get more assholish and more abusive with age. Maybe the kid's got a reason to leave them out of his good fortune.



He's playing golf, and he's going to like it.
 
2011-11-10 04:11:32 PM
first off a $18.00 dollar a hour job is no chump change, second mabey they are f'in miserable people to him, he is not required to drop tons of cash on them

but grandparents to a 17 year old at 54?, some one liked the slap and tickle at a very young age
 
2011-11-10 04:11:35 PM
Bob_Laublaw: When it comes to grandparents who are struggling like this, a tiny amount of Bieber's fortune would make their lives much easier

The public tends to associate the word 'grandparents' with the friendly, Wilf Brimley type - apple pies, fishing trips, nurturing gentle souls.... but some just get more assholish and more abusive with age. Maybe the kid's got a reason to leave them out of his good fortune.


Well, they're Canadian; so, they're probably really sweet old people up there. Besides, it's much easier to think of Bieber as a dick than to sully the character of innocent Canadian geriatrics.
 
2011-11-10 04:20:04 PM
He's got to have his priorities. You think this comes cheap?

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2011-11-10 04:20:25 PM
who is Justice Beaver?
 
2011-11-10 04:23:45 PM
Wellon Dowd: He's got to have his priorities. You think this comes cheap?

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Bieber in a bikini?
 
2011-11-10 04:25:24 PM
Wellon Dowd: He's got to have his priorities. You think this comes cheap?

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It does in El Paso
 
2011-11-10 04:26:02 PM
I can't wait to watch this kid self-destruct a la LiLo. That is going to be one helluva show, which will probably end with some real-deal gnagbanger shooting him in the face.
 
2011-11-10 04:26:13 PM
Sarcastica75        2011-11-10 04:20:25 PM   
who is Justice Beaver?


A crime fighting beaver...
 
2011-11-10 04:26:29 PM
Just read Penn Jilette's book and he talks about how his dad was too proud to take a penny from his millionaire son - so much so that at the end of the proud bastards life Penn had to fake a government program to have the man live out his last days at home. For some reason during that part of the book my allergies kept acting up from all that damn dust in the room. Anyway who knows if the grandparents would want the money. I know my grandpa would tell me to get bent if I offered him money.
 
2011-11-10 04:26:31 PM
I have rich family members I'll go by their house for dinner if invited, but I will NOT take money from them, regardless of circumstance.
 
2011-11-10 04:26:57 PM
1) Give money to grandparents.
2) Give money to Selena Gomez and continue doing sexual things to her whenever I want.
The choice is yours.
 
2011-11-10 04:27:24 PM
Stargyn: Sarcastica75        2011-11-10 04:20:25 PM   
who is Justice Beaver?

A crime fighting beaver...


=D
 
2011-11-10 04:27:35 PM
radioman_: 1) Give money to grandparents.
2) Give money to Selena Gomez and continue doing sexual things to her whenever I want.
The choice is yours.


Both. The farking kid is rich. And so is Selena.
 
2011-11-10 04:30:58 PM
Clicked for some Guile ref, saw none, unhappy.

gamesprays.com
 
2011-11-10 04:33:31 PM
If I were an old lady, I'd be very ashamed if my teenage grandson had to help support me. I would refuse the help if they tried.
 
2011-11-10 04:36:13 PM
his grandma works in a sweltering factory

I don't know what the hell a sweltering is, but apparently it's made in a factory.
 
2011-11-10 04:38:35 PM
TrainingWheelsNeeded: Wellon Dowd: He's got to have his priorities. You think this comes cheap?

[img232.imageshack.us image 200x500]

It does in El Paso


Sounds like I need to move to El Paso.

As for TFA, so farking what if he doesn't give his grandparents money. As others have stated, maybe they're a bunch of assholes. Besides, it's grandparents. I could see it being minimally scandalous if he was was raised by his grandparents and they were living in poverty, but even then who the hell says you have to support your extended family if you strike it rich? If I won a huge amount in the lottery or something I'd probably pay for my parents house and cars for them and pay for my little brother's college, and maybe for either of my brothers or my parents medical bills if it got bad, but other than that they're on their own. Aunts, Uncles, grandparents, cousins? Sorry deal with your own life.
 
2011-11-10 04:41:12 PM
the site has crashed.
well done
 
2011-11-10 04:41:27 PM
Can't say I blame the kid. Were I loaded with ooodles of money, I wouldn't give any to my grandparents either. Because they've been gone since what, the last one passed away in the late 80's or early 90's. Now, my wife's grandparents, at least her surviving grandfather, I'd give him a ton of money. He's a great guy.
 
2011-11-10 04:43:18 PM
The Shroom: Clicked for some Guile ref, saw none, unhappy.

[gamesprays.com image 256x256]


Thank you. I can leave satisfied now.

/ I've got that damn theme stuck in my head now, too...
// DNRTFA
 
2011-11-10 04:44:09 PM
The Shroom: Clicked for some Guile ref, saw none, unhappy.

[gamesprays.com image 256x256]


Came for the Col. Guile reference, now leaving happy.
 
2011-11-10 04:44:36 PM
Also, those are his Peternal grandparents. Justin's dad abandoned him and his mother at a young age, so I doubt they are even thinking much of that side of the family
 
2011-11-10 04:47:42 PM
My wife's grandmother wanted to pay us for securing her house with security lights. She barely has 2 nickels to rub together.
 
2011-11-10 04:48:03 PM
The way he's posing in that third picture makes me want to run him over with a lawn tractor.
 
2011-11-10 04:50:23 PM
Sarcastica75: who is Justice Beaver?

Obama's next SCOTUS appointment.

//All Rise for Justice Beaver
 
2011-11-10 04:57:54 PM
hetheeme: Sarcastica75: who is Justice Beaver?

Obama's next SCOTUS appointment.

//All Rise for Justice Beaver


i gigglesnorted. :D
 
2011-11-10 05:03:10 PM
Sarcastica75: who is Justice Beaver?

Remember the little kid on Leave it to Beaver? He grew up, and became a Supreme Court justice. True story.
 
2011-11-10 05:03:16 PM
Bob_Laublaw: When it comes to grandparents who are struggling like this, a tiny amount of Bieber's fortune would make their lives much easier

The public tends to associate the word 'grandparents' with the friendly, Wilf Brimley type - apple pies, fishing trips, nurturing gentle souls.... but some just get more assholish and more abusive with age. Maybe the kid's got a reason to leave them out of his good fortune.


Yeah maybe grandma stood by and watched while grandpa did a Sandusky on him.
 
2011-11-10 05:09:12 PM
ongbok: Yeah maybe grandma stood by and watched while grandpa did a Sandusky on him.

That would explain the hair cut.
 
2011-11-10 05:15:56 PM
Justin stars in the new romantic comedy, "Leave it, it's Beaver!"
 
2011-11-10 05:17:53 PM
Bob_Laublaw: When it comes to grandparents who are struggling like this, a tiny amount of Bieber's fortune would make their lives much easier

The public tends to associate the word 'grandparents' with the friendly, Wilf Brimley type - apple pies, fishing trips, nurturing gentle souls.... but some just get more assholish and more abusive with age. Maybe the kid's got a reason to leave them out of his good fortune.


This bears repeating-- so irresponsible for people to pretend that "family" means the same to everyone.

He's taking of the people who took care of him, so why should he care about the parents of the guy who ditched him and his mom way back when?


/oh, is DNA is more important?
//let's all check our DNA and see if we can get in on some of this
 
2011-11-10 05:20:10 PM
Anyone who not only asks for his wealthy relatives to give them money because they didn't plan ahead but does so publicly is a giant douche. If I had a grandkid who had Beiber money, I'd be proud of him and just live within the means I worked for. If he decided that I was a terrific grandpa and just gave me some, fine. But to be bitter that he hadn't offered is just a reflection on what a selfish jerk I was. Fark them, and I hope he doesn't get extorted into giving them squat.
 
2011-11-10 05:21:02 PM
I'm OK with this
 
2011-11-10 05:22:28 PM
Also, it's making me really angry that stupid people (lying babby mama, and dead beat dad's parents) are making me feel bad for Bieber. I don't want to care about this twerp, damn you.
 
2011-11-10 05:23:54 PM
Spade: Hell, I've got one grandparent that, if I had Bieber money, I would spend a large chunk on making her life more miserable.

Plus, your family isn't entitled to your stuff. On top of that, giving/loaning money to family often turns out to be a terrible idea.


THIS!

/relatives are pretty much all crap...
 
2011-11-10 05:23:55 PM
ongbok: Bob_Laublaw: When it comes to grandparents who are struggling like this, a tiny amount of Bieber's fortune would make their lives much easier

The public tends to associate the word 'grandparents' with the friendly, Wilf Brimley type - apple pies, fishing trips, nurturing gentle souls.... but some just get more assholish and more abusive with age. Maybe the kid's got a reason to leave them out of his good fortune.

Yeah maybe grandma stood by and watched while grandpa did a Sandusky on him.


Eww, too soon

/I chuckled :[
 
2011-11-10 05:24:22 PM
My grandparents would have just spent it on booze and tobacco. fark them. I need booze.
 
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2011-11-10 05:35:13 PM
exactly three days: /oh, is DNA is more important?
//let's all check our DNA and see if we can get in on some of this


I'm definitely part of his family! Family Hominidae, that is...

/Those farking Tarsiidae are always nosing around looking for handouts...
 
i^2
2011-11-10 05:37:36 PM
rickycal78: If I won a huge amount in the lottery or something I'd probably pay for my parents house and cars for them and pay for my little brother's college, and maybe for either of my brothers or my parents medical bills if it got bad, but other than that they're on their own. Aunts, Uncles, grandparents, cousins? Sorry deal with your own life.

Since his grandparents live in Canada, "medical bills" are irrelevant, regardless of their employment status.
 
2011-11-10 05:42:36 PM
lisarenee3505: I can't wait to watch this kid self-destruct a la LiLo. That is going to be one helluva show, which will probably end with some real-deal gnagbanger shooting him in the face.

I read that as "real doll gangbanging" and thought WTF????
 
2011-11-10 06:14:28 PM
digitalrain: lisarenee3505: I can't wait to watch this kid self-destruct a la LiLo. That is going to be one helluva show, which will probably end with some real-deal gnagbanger shooting him in the face.

I read that as "real doll gangbanging" and thought WTF????


Paging kwame to thread #6721989. kwame, you are needed in the Bieber thread.
 
2011-11-10 06:20:23 PM
They'll die eventually anyway, thus solving the "problem."
 
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