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(The Sun)   When robbing store, don't pull off your mask until AFTER you leave (w/pics)   ( divider line
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2003-10-03 09:25:45 AM  
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Picture from The Daily Mirror

Detectives are now appealing for help in identifying the raider

I doubt it will take very long
2003-10-03 10:43:21 AM  
I'm giving 10/1 odds this clown rode the short bus
2003-10-03 10:55:40 AM  
So I guess Forrest Gumps son didn't go into the shrimping business.
2003-10-03 01:19:20 PM  
Say it with me:

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2003-10-03 01:21:30 PM  
Also be on the look out for his getaway driver Tyrone "the stupid fat bastard"
2003-10-03 01:22:29 PM  
Tyrone "the stupid fat bastard"

"Silly," not "stupid."

2003-10-03 01:22:36 PM  
WordCitizen ?

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2003-10-03 01:25:05 PM  
Wait a minute....Was that a gun? In the UK?

Wow, gun control really works.

Good job liberal socialist hippies.

2003-10-03 01:27:10 PM  
WAIT a second here! I thought handguns were banned in England. I guess criminals are still allowed to carry pistols but citizens still have no legal right to defend themselves.
2003-10-03 01:27:15 PM  
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Hi mom
2003-10-03 01:27:53 PM  
I originally had silly too. Didn't sound right in my head.
2003-10-03 01:29:52 PM  
Cletus the slack-jawed yokel
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2003-10-03 01:31:49 PM  
i think i will rent Lock Stock again this weekend.
and any other good British humour movie i can find.
-notice i put the 'U' in humour. gimme some love you English twits

/New Englander
2003-10-03 01:32:38 PM  
Details, details; just like "which end of the gun do I hold", who cares?
2003-10-03 01:33:30 PM  
"... and the fact that you've got 'replica' written down the side of your gun... And the fact that I've got 'Desert Eagle point Five Oh written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls shrinking along with your presence... Now... fark off!"

2003-10-03 01:39:44 PM  
darwinism holds true even for criminals.
2003-10-03 01:48:17 PM  
Umm... before you call this guy stupid, you have to catch him:
"Remember that bank robber who took his mask off a couple of years ago as he was leaving the bank?"

"yeah, the one they never caught?"

"That's the guy. Boy, was HE stupid"

2003-10-03 02:02:44 PM  
Officers saw the footage and burst out laughing.

As opposed to perhaps CATCHING him?

/too much to ask?
2003-10-03 02:06:48 PM  
Evil albinos.

(remembering the matrix)
2003-10-03 02:21:01 PM  
stupid i guess...

but hell, they've got saddam's picture,
and the whole farken' US military can't find his ass!

so he might just have a chance...
2003-10-03 02:26:40 PM  
Dr. Knockboots, then we're going to send you back to Old England!

Hmm, maybe he didn't mean to wear the mask in the first place:
"I have a sock on my head? Getitoffgetitoffgetitoff..."
2003-10-03 02:41:37 PM  
you know his excuse will be denial - That is not me. Does not even look like me. i have a mustache. that guy doesnot.
2003-10-03 03:14:15 PM  
yeah, but did they catch him?
2003-10-03 03:59:40 PM  
You know what he's thinking in that picture--"Oops."
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