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2011-11-10 02:36:56 PM
Well, okay, let's not criticize them for making that realization late, but rather applaud them for making that realization at all.
 
2011-11-10 02:37:09 PM
too late
 
2011-11-10 02:45:47 PM
Well, not all of Texas. It's a big state, the biggest in the Union.

We don't mention Alaska around the Texans
 
2011-11-10 02:59:43 PM
We don't, we just see a largely undereducated population who bring religion into politics, don't care about global warming and believe their leaders are operating with integrity.
 
2011-11-10 03:06:09 PM
Hey Texas, it's not the license plate that makes people think that, ok
 
2011-11-10 03:06:56 PM
Rain-Monkey: We don't, we just see a largely undereducated population who bring religion into politics, don't care about global warming and believe their leaders are operating with integrity.

And that the entire constitution needs to be re-written. Except for the second amendment, that's untouchable.
 
2011-11-10 03:19:52 PM
Well they should stop acting like country bumpkins.
 
2011-11-10 03:21:47 PM
All the "sons" of Confederate veterans are dead. And their sons are probably all dead also.

13th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution - not ratified by Texas until February 18, 1870.
 
2011-11-10 03:24:44 PM
2wolves: All the "sons" of Confederate veterans are dead. And their sons are probably all dead also.

13th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution - not ratified by Texas until February 18, 1870.


Hey, at least they weren't as bad as Tennessee, who didn't ratify the 15th Amendment guaranteeing the right to vote regardless of gender or race until April 2, 1997.
 
2011-11-10 03:25:45 PM
RexTalionis: 2wolves: All the "sons" of Confederate veterans are dead. And their sons are probably all dead also.

13th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution - not ratified by Texas until February 18, 1870.

Hey, at least they weren't as bad as Tennessee, who didn't ratify the 15th Amendment guaranteeing the right to vote regardless of gender or race until April 2, 1997.


Er, not gender. Just race.
 
2011-11-10 03:28:23 PM
The existence of Juneteenth indicates that Texans are in fact malicious, backwards country bumpkins.
 
2011-11-10 03:31:24 PM
Admitting you have a problem is the first step.
 
2011-11-10 03:33:07 PM
Please....
Show me a state that does not have its own crop of country bumpkins.

It's just part of the flavor.
 
2011-11-10 03:36:35 PM
Slives: Please....
Show me a state that does not have its own crop of country bumpkins.

It's just part of the flavor.


Hawaii?
 
2011-11-10 03:47:13 PM
Slives: Please....
Show me a state that does not have its own crop of country bumpkins.

It's just part of the flavor.


Michigan has a special area known colloquially as "Taylor-tucky." Would you believe that's where Kid Rock is from? No kiddin'.
 
2011-11-10 04:00:29 PM
Well too bad. That particular palomino left that particular barn some time back, Texas.
 
2011-11-10 04:02:26 PM
Well bless your heart.
But you can't fix stupid.
 
2011-11-10 04:04:30 PM
"What we are doing is dummying down history by saying if it's southern, it's bad," Patterson said. "It is not as simple as we try to make it."

Baffling statement in two respects.

1) He is simplifying by saying rejection of the confederate flag is a rejection of all things southern.

2) If it's not a simple matter, which I agree it's not, then maybe the best way to explore it in all its complexity should be somewhere other than goddamned license plates and bumper stickers.
 
2011-11-10 04:33:02 PM
Slives: Please....
Show me a state that does not have its own crop of country bumpkins.

It's just part of the flavor.


How many states have had a governor that talked about seceding from the Union in the past...hundred years?
 
2011-11-10 05:19:29 PM
Hey, given the fact that there are nine states where they do have Sons of Confederate Veterans tags? I'm counting this one for the win column. Baby steps still count as long as they're heading in the right direction.
 
2011-11-10 05:26:03 PM
Sleeping Monkey: too late

My first thought.
 
2011-11-10 05:28:14 PM
They could raise the same amount of money by making just one of those plates with the word "BUBBA" on it and auctioning it off.
 
2011-11-10 05:28:55 PM
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Not like us sophisticated Georgians...

Note: I have never seen one of these not on an F-150 and above.
 
2011-11-10 05:29:10 PM
spudvol: They could raise the same amount of money by making just one of those plates with the word "BUBBA" on it and auctioning it off.

Or "JUNIOR."
 
2011-11-10 05:30:08 PM
Sleeping Monkey: too late
 
Bf+
2011-11-10 05:30:13 PM
comicadze.com
 
2011-11-10 05:30:25 PM
Sleeping Monkey: too late
 
2011-11-10 05:30:36 PM
ultraholland: The existence of Juneteenth indicates that Texans are in fact malicious, backwards country bumpkins.

I don't know enough about Juneteenth to understand this statement.
 
2011-11-10 05:31:33 PM
They could start by not letting Pensacola Christian College come up with their public school curriculum.

/DNRTFA
 
2011-11-10 05:31:45 PM
wjllope.rice.edu trifecta.
 
2011-11-10 05:33:17 PM
Slives: Please....
Show me a state that does not have its own crop of country bumpkins.

It's just part of the flavor.



wwp.greenwichmeantime.com
 
2011-11-10 05:35:00 PM
Just think how the fact Texans voted for Rick Perry to be their governor reflects on them.


Seriously. Rick Perry was, in their minds, the best man for the job, in their entire state.


Just how should we rate the judgment skills of Texans?
 
2011-11-10 05:35:04 PM
We've got Okies for that.
 
2011-11-10 05:35:09 PM
How is Texas' jobs outlook again?

Oh ya, top notch. Those bumpkins....
 
2011-11-10 05:35:16 PM
Lando Lincoln: How many states have had a governor that talked about seceding from the Union in the past...hundred years?

I can think of three offhand.

Four if you count Florida and its briefly-lived Conch Republic.
 
2011-11-10 05:35:18 PM
"We don't want others to look at Texas with scorn and ridicule and think that we are a bunch of country bumpkins"

Hah! Too late!

/oklahoman
 
2011-11-10 05:35:51 PM
2wolves: All the "sons" of Confederate veterans are dead. And their sons are probably all dead also.

13th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution - not ratified by Texas until February 18, 1870.


Nope! I met a man just a few months ago whose father was a confederate. He's like 90 something and his father was really old when he was born, but it works. Nice guy too. You might be able to google him, it was a big deal when he visited some of the Civil War nps sites.
 
2011-11-10 05:36:00 PM
Sleeping Monkey: too late

This.
 
2011-11-10 05:36:28 PM
Unspeakable ignorants.
 
2011-11-10 05:36:54 PM
Come on, dude, we're just proud of our history!

scm-l3.technorati.com
 
2011-11-10 05:37:10 PM
Obligatory Duke Phillips hillbilly bears clip: Link (new window)
 
2011-11-10 05:37:49 PM
Patterson told the board the license plate would "commemorate the soldiers, not the politicians"

Yea, the soldiers that were, in part, defending the institution of slavery. Still a bad idea, moran.
 
2011-11-10 05:38:36 PM
Bf+: [comicadze.com image 488x325]

Is it laughing or does it have a mouthful'o puke?
 
2011-11-10 05:38:37 PM
jafiwam: We've got Okies for that.

You know why Oklahoma doesn't have coastline? Texas sucks so hard it vapor-locks to Oklahoma.
 
2011-11-10 05:39:35 PM
Corn_Fed: Just think how the fact Texans voted for Rick Perry to be their governor reflects on them.


Seriously. Rick Perry was, in their minds, the best man for the job, in their entire state.


Just how should we rate the judgment skills of Texans?


Excuse me? I voted and campaigned for Bill White. Every major city in the state went for White. We farking tried to get rid of the rat bastard.
 
2011-11-10 05:40:25 PM
"We don't want others to look at Texas with scorn and ridicule and think that we are a bunch of country bumpkins"

I think it may be a little too late. Should of thought of that before you elected Perry.
 
2011-11-10 05:41:25 PM
DMV is prolly the Third Agency Perry wants to shut down.
 
2011-11-10 05:41:30 PM
Corn_Fed: Seriously. Rick Perry was, in their minds, the best man for the job, in their entire state.

I voted for Mayor Bill.... and I'm not a democrat...

/but I do live very close to one of the blue counties here - I saw firsthand how effectively he mayored Houston.
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2011-11-10 05:42:00 PM
Attention Texans: we are Southwesterners, not Southerners, no matter what East Texans say. The South does not want us, and for all but 20 years leading up to the Civil War, we were not even Americans. Our first President was ousted because he wouldn't join the South's treason.

The only thing Texan SCVs celebrate is their ancestor's racism.
 
2011-11-10 05:42:13 PM
"We don't want others to look at Texas with scorn and ridicule and think that we are a bunch of country bumpkins". Sorry, I started doing that when you actively wanted to rewrite science textbooks to include religion as an 'alternative concept'.
 
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