Asa Phelps: There has always been a cure for dictators.

It's called lead. Comes in convenient little wads.

Lead causes cancer?

Or, slightly more realistically, a doctor who was close to someone in Chávez's family identified his cancer for the first time in October (as pelvic sarcoma) and fled the country after warning Chávez might only have two years to live.

I wonder how the CIA got this in him.

While I'm not a Chavez apologist, do any Farkers here have an opinion about him other than what they've been fed by the media?

Dictator in what way?

+1 for the CIA for finally getting the ol' cancer in the uppity South American leader gag right.

AdolfOliverPanties: But just three weeks ago, Chavez said he was cancer-free.

Are you suggesting he was lying?

*gasp*

He's trying too hard to be like Steve Jobs.

I'm hoping this cures out Baby Boomer problem soon too.

que.guero: While I'm not a Chavez apologist, do any Farkers here have an opinion about him other than what they've been fed by the media?

Are you suggesting that Chavez is a stand-up guy who is just being subjected to character assassination by the Democratic machine in the Main Stream Media?

/sounds even more stupid in that sort of sentence, doesn't it

So Obama gets another one......impressive resume

as long as there are people yearning to breath the fresh air of freedom there will be dick taters, el subbo.

uber humper: Asa Phelps: There has always been a cure for dictators.

It's called lead. Comes in convenient little wads.

Lead causes cancer?

No it cures it. But the rest of the surrounding cells also die, unfortunately.

que.guero: While I'm not a Chavez apologist, do any Farkers here have an opinion about him other than what they've been fed by the media?

You're aware that this is physically impossible without living in the region, and even then, perhaps nine out of ten people there have to get their facts from the media, right?

Hard to hate on cancer after this.

Rozotorical: Dictator in what way?

In the way that when someone actually tries to run against him, Venezuela simply bans them from doing so.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/09/17/us-venezuela-election-idUST R E78G1RC20110917

Goodfella: I wonder how the CIA got this in him.

Cancer doesn't actually exist in the real world, the CIA spreads it by airborne chem-trails to keep the population models in check.


/ The only pilots to find out about this were promptly flown into the nearest buildings, and that's how 9/11 was an insider job.
// Also how the buildings were able to burn down, who knows what temp those chemicals burn at

He looked better with hair.

que.guero: While I'm not a Chavez apologist, do any Farkers here have an opinion about him other than what they've been fed by the media?

Just read what his regime publishes. That's enough for me.

It looks like you've all handled the passing judgement part of the thread. I'll start the next part.

What happens after Chavez dies?

blackmtnmantheonly: He looked better with hair.

Was it aliens?

Gee, what a shame.

Can someone explain to me how Chavez is a dictator?

cgraves67: It looks like you've all handled the passing judgement part of the thread. I'll start the next part.

What happens after Chavez dies?

Party like it's 1999?

que.guero:

While I'm not a Chavez apologist, do any Farkers here have an opinion about him other than what they've been fed by the media?

Umm, yeah, got some Venezuelan friends. Chavez is a schmuck.

que.guero: While I'm not a Chavez apologist, do any Farkers here have an opinion about him other than what they've been fed by the media?

Yes, the media has skewed our opinions by rebroadcasting him in all his dim-witted farknut glory, like this memorable speech at the UN. The guy's turned an oil rich developing country into a shiathole with it's own timezone.

Wouldn't it be funny if Castro lasts longer than Chavez.

que.guero: While I'm not a Chavez apologist, do any Farkers here have an opinion about him other than what they've been fed by the media?

I'm of the opinion that he's not so bad to have gotten the Saddam/Gadhaffi (can that name be spelled wrong?) treatment from his own people, but that's about as objective as one can get without consulting the press.

Altourus: Goodfella: I wonder how the CIA got this in him.

Cancer doesn't actually exist in the real world, the CIA spreads it by airborne chem-trails to keep the population models in check.


/ The only pilots to find out about this were promptly flown into the nearest buildings, and that's how 9/11 was an insider job.
// Also how the buildings were able to burn down, who knows what temp those chemicals burn at

Don't just take my work for it, google "x86 Canister", notice how nothing comes up? That's because the government is censoring google.

que.guero: While I'm not a Chavez apologist, do any Farkers here have an opinion about him other than what they've been fed by the media?

I think Chavez started as a pretty great guy, actually. He became a US enemy the same way Mohommad Mossadegh did - he nationalized oil, which cost American oil companies billions of dollars. Almost immediately afterwards we launched a coup (just like Mossadegh), but sadly it failed because the people of Venezuela actually cared enough to take to the streets and re-install him themselves. That's something that was never told to most Americans.

However after that coup attempt, he started seeing everything Anti-Chavez as an American attack on him, and he went batty. I kind of feel bad for the guy - when the US really is out to kill you, its kind of understandable to think that everything against you is the US trying to kill you.

The Miami Herald has been reporting on Castros imminent death for 30 years... so yeah.

came here for this, fark is slow today

depmode98: Rozotorical: Dictator in what way?

In the way that when someone actually tries to run against him, Venezuela simply bans them from doing so.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/09/17/us-venezuela-election-idUST R E78G1RC20110917

Did you read that article? The ban was overruled by the courts. The guy is still running. How is that a dictatorship?

Altourus: Altourus: Goodfella: I wonder how the CIA got this in him.

Cancer doesn't actually exist in the real world, the CIA spreads it by airborne chem-trails to keep the population models in check.


/ The only pilots to find out about this were promptly flown into the nearest buildings, and that's how 9/11 was an insider job.
// Also how the buildings were able to burn down, who knows what temp those chemicals burn at

Don't just take my work for it, google "x86 Canister", notice how nothing comes up? That's because the government is censoring google.

...What the hell are you talking about?

moops: came here for this, fark is slow today

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i see this picture everywhere... can someone please explain this meme?

Goodfella: I wonder how the CIA got this in him.



Rectally?

Failmadeofwin: Altourus: Altourus: Goodfella: I wonder how the CIA got this in him.

Cancer doesn't actually exist in the real world, the CIA spreads it by airborne chem-trails to keep the population models in check.


/ The only pilots to find out about this were promptly flown into the nearest buildings, and that's how 9/11 was an insider job.
// Also how the buildings were able to burn down, who knows what temp those chemicals burn at

Don't just take my work for it, google "x86 Canister", notice how nothing comes up? That's because the government is censoring google.

...What the hell are you talking about?

I think you need to change your handle to Failmadeoffail.

que.guero: While I'm not a Chavez apologist, do any Farkers here have an opinion about him other than what they've been fed by the media?

Sure. Some of us are fully aware that he is the democratically elected president of a republic who happens to not like US policy, and is an unabashed socialist who is trying to do the best thing for his people.

He also is showing some dictatorial tendencies, and it's time for him to go. I only hope that the nationalization of imperialist industries in Venezuela and redistribution of wealth to the workers continues after he's gone.

eagles95: So Obama gets another one......impressive resume

4/10

factoryconnection: que.guero: While I'm not a Chavez apologist, do any Farkers here have an opinion about him other than what they've been fed by the media?

I'm of the opinion that he's not so bad to have gotten the Saddam/Gadhaffi (can that name be spelled wrong?) treatment from his own people, but that's about as objective as one can get without consulting the press.

My understanding is he's actually quite popular in Venezuela, hence he keeps getting reelected.

Altourus: Goodfella: I wonder how the CIA got this in him.

Cancer doesn't actually exist in the real world, the CIA spreads it by airborne chem-trails to keep the population models in check.


/ The only pilots to find out about this were promptly flown into the nearest buildings, and that's how 9/11 was an insider job.
// Also how the buildings were able to burn down, who knows what temp those chemicals burn at

I'm pretty pissed that they're wasting our tax dollars with crap like this. It is redundant to still be spreading cancer via chemtrails and to also be striking countries with our topsecret earthquake machine. Maybe it is time they finally advanced the tech to give people cancer, generate earthquakes and activate Sharia law simultaneously.

Well, we're going to miss him

He works so well as a bad example

awalkingecho: Failmadeofwin: Altourus: Altourus: Goodfella: I wonder how the CIA got this in him.

Cancer doesn't actually exist in the real world, the CIA spreads it by airborne chem-trails to keep the population models in check.


/ The only pilots to find out about this were promptly flown into the nearest buildings, and that's how 9/11 was an insider job.
// Also how the buildings were able to burn down, who knows what temp those chemicals burn at

Don't just take my work for it, google "x86 Canister", notice how nothing comes up? That's because the government is censoring google.

...What the hell are you talking about?

I think you need to change your handle to Failmadeoffail.

Excuse me for not catching that.

/In other words, don't be such a douche

He's an ass.

I used to live in Venezuela until a month ago; I'm venezuelan, and lived in Caracas for 28 farking years; I just moved to the US to avoid his repression.

"REPRESSION? YOU'RE PROBABLY PART OF VENEZUELAS 1%!1111" no trollface; I was lower middle class, lived in downtown Caracas, but I was held in custody for a weekend for protesting the closing of a TV station back in 07; was tortured by his police and was let go under the release of my parents (I was 23 at the time, still in college).

He's an ass who doesn't give two shiats about the country for real just holding power "BUT THE POOR PEOPLE!!!!!! herp" poor people don't have access to a lot of foodstuff and his corruption is rampant; they live in slums, still, after 13 years (yes, 13 years) of HUgo Chavez being in power.

Idiot.