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2011-11-10 12:23:58 PM
One cannot help but wonder, happily, how many full-on ass beatings O'Keefe took in high school from the jocks, stoners, nerds and speds.
 
2011-11-10 12:26:57 PM
Is this another Sandusky thread?
 
2011-11-10 12:32:45 PM
Mr. Coffee Nerves: One cannot help but wonder, happily, how many full-on ass beatings O'Keefe took in high school from the jocks, stoners, nerds and speds.

Not enough apparently.
 
2011-11-10 12:37:55 PM
jchic: Mr. Coffee Nerves: One cannot help but wonder, happily, how many full-on ass beatings O'Keefe took in high school from the jocks, stoners, nerds and speds.

Not enough apparently.


I submit that it's not too late to remedy this egregious oversight.

I'll take the first shift.
 
2011-11-10 12:46:32 PM
Demetrius: Is this another Sandusky thread?

They should lock Sandusky and O'Keefe in a shower together for eternity.
 
2011-11-10 12:58:27 PM
...and more professors here at Columbia University talking about the need to re-elect President Obama. That's very important that journalists do that; re-elect politicians, not hold them accountable.

The bestest journalism is when you start out with a biased agenda. Objectivity is for pussies.
 
2011-11-10 01:23:30 PM
Did he think a journalism department wouldn't recognize him? That's dumb.
 
2011-11-10 01:35:40 PM
After he was done with me, I should have kept rolling, because they get to the exit and find they can't open it. He says, "Have they locked us in?" Turns out they were pulling the door instead of pushing it.

For some reason, I found this the funniest part. Too bad it didn't get filmed.
 
2011-11-10 01:37:37 PM
gilgigamesh: After he was done with me, I should have kept rolling, because they get to the exit and find they can't open it. He says, "Have they locked us in?" Turns out they were pulling the door instead of pushing it.

swimbikerungirl.files.wordpress.com

/oblig.
 
2011-11-10 01:37:58 PM
Son, you were in over your head. Snickers and guffaws are what you earned.
 
2011-11-10 01:40:02 PM
MaxxLarge: gilgigamesh: After he was done with me, I should have kept rolling, because they get to the exit and find they can't open it. He says, "Have they locked us in?" Turns out they were pulling the door instead of pushing it.

[swimbikerungirl.files.wordpress.com image 321x266]

/oblig.


That's it. That's the reason.
 
2011-11-10 01:42:11 PM
And he's the right's shining star.
 
2011-11-10 01:52:47 PM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Demetrius: Is this another Sandusky thread?

They should lock Sandusky and O'Keefe in a shower together for eternity.


O'Keefe does look like a young boy. But I think O'Keefe prefers date raping cute journalists.
 
2011-11-10 01:53:02 PM
Demetrius: Is this another Sandusky thread?

ouch.
 
2011-11-10 01:59:35 PM
Kind of sad that they broke the golden rule.

Never stop rolling. Never. The best gaffes always occur when you least expect them.
 
2011-11-10 02:02:09 PM
MaxxLarge: gilgigamesh: After he was done with me, I should have kept rolling, because they get to the exit and find they can't open it. He says, "Have they locked us in?" Turns out they were pulling the door instead of pushing it.

[swimbikerungirl.files.wordpress.com image 321x266]

/oblig.


www.bobcesca.com

The damn Chinamen locked us in!
 
2011-11-10 02:03:49 PM
Demetrius: Is this another Sandusky thread?


Speaking of which, I didn't make it up to Cedar Point this year. :/
 
2011-11-10 02:04:21 PM
antidisestablishmentarianism: But I think O'Keefe prefers date raping cute journalists.

I don't think so. Go back, and reread how he planned to seduce her. That's not how a straight man goes about seducing a woman, but that is a technique that would work on a number of gay dudes. Throw in his penchant for wearing flamboyant costumes, and I don't think women are what he truly desires.
 
2011-11-10 02:05:04 PM
i.imgur.com

The socialist whore locked me in, too!

/what is it with conservatives, and doors?
 
2011-11-10 02:05:11 PM
"Why aren't you dressed like you were in your other videos?"

Ha ha ha ha!
 
2011-11-10 02:06:05 PM
He is a republican hero, he represents everything republicans stand for as far as moving a message.
 
2011-11-10 02:10:29 PM
Oh, man, reading that article made me feel uncomfortable in the way that watching The Office UK and Curb Your Enthusiasm makes me feel uncomfortable.
 
2011-11-10 02:10:59 PM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Demetrius: Is this another Sandusky thread?

They should lock Sandusky and O'Keefe in a shower together for eternity.


Sandusky - Is this is heaven?

Okeefe - No it's Iiiiiiiiiooooowwwwwwww!!!
 
2011-11-10 02:11:14 PM
At this point O'Keefe should be wearing a clown suit.
 
2011-11-10 02:15:39 PM
Conservatives seem to have a real weakness when it comes to exit strategies.
 
2011-11-10 02:16:10 PM
Wasn't there a farker who had run-ins with this tool at Rutgers? I remember stories about this guy at parties and even when everyone was getting their drink on he was still talking about politics and being insufferable. And he also played the "College Republicans organize an event that makes them look like douchebags but pretend to be the victim" game.
 
2011-11-10 02:17:56 PM
Doors are part of the socialist plot to destroy America.
 
2011-11-10 02:19:06 PM
Must be nice to be born into a life of luxury, and spend your time making maliciously edited internet smear videos to ruin the careers of people who've never done anything wrong to you. I imagine that beats the hell out of actually working for a living.

I know it's not nice to say, but I hope James O' Keefe gets AIDS. Soon.
 
2011-11-10 02:19:38 PM
So you stand behind profanity-laced emails?

The response should have been "I think a lot of people need to learn how to take a joke".

Although making fun of his pimpin' ways was comedy gold.
 
2011-11-10 02:19:53 PM
Lunchlady: And he also played the "College Republicans organize an event that makes them look like douchebags but pretend to be the victim" game.

That's not limited to college.
 
2011-11-10 02:22:14 PM
Mr. Coffee Nerves: One cannot help but wonder, happily, how many full-on ass beatings O'Keefe took in high school from the jocks, stoners, nerds and speds.

They didn't think he was a righteous dude.
 
2011-11-10 02:24:17 PM
CorporatePerson: Must be nice to be born into a life of luxury, and spend your time making maliciously edited internet smear videos to ruin the careers of people who've never done anything wrong to you. I imagine that beats the hell out of actually working for a living.

I know it's not nice to say, but I hope James O' Keefe gets AIDS. Soon.


AIDS? AIDS is too good for the likes of him. Ebola, let's give that smarmy little shiat Ebola.
 
2011-11-10 02:28:35 PM
LectertheChef: AIDS? AIDS is too good for the likes of him. Ebola, let's give that smarmy little shiat Ebola.

Fark that. Three words: untreated staph infection.
 
2011-11-10 02:30:37 PM
Soup4Bonnie: The bestest journalism is when you start out with a biased agenda. Objectivity is for pussies.

I'm going to go out on a limb on this one, and guess that due to creative editing, the situation he's referring to looked a lot worse than what actually happened...
 
2011-11-10 02:34:07 PM
After he was done with me, I should have kept rolling, because they get to the exit and find they can't open it. He says, "Have they locked us in?" Turns out they were pulling the door instead of pushing it.

I don't think it's possible to get more Cool Story, Bro.
 
2011-11-10 02:38:31 PM
LectertheChef: CorporatePerson: Must be nice to be born into a life of luxury, and spend your time making maliciously edited internet smear videos to ruin the careers of people who've never done anything wrong to you. I imagine that beats the hell out of actually working for a living.

I know it's not nice to say, but I hope James O' Keefe gets AIDS. Soon.

AIDS? AIDS is too good for the likes of him. Ebola, let's give that smarmy little shiat Ebola.


Nah, just have people troll him for the next five years.

Or find out who his boyfriend is. Humiliation is the only way to really destroy this little jackass.
 
2011-11-10 02:42:40 PM
IrateShadow: LectertheChef: AIDS? AIDS is too good for the likes of him. Ebola, let's give that smarmy little shiat Ebola.

Fark that. Three words: untreated staph infection.


Can leprosy be shared through anal sex? If so, I wish O'Keefe had leprosy, and then I could just wait for Breitbart to contract it.
 
2011-11-10 02:51:52 PM
the opposite of charity is justice: Conservatives seem to have a real weakness when it comes to exit strategies.

DING!
+1
 
2011-11-10 03:06:36 PM
The only thing sweeter would be someone turning a Fox News live ambush into a shout-out to Andrea Mackris.
 
2011-11-10 03:17:52 PM
PlatinumDragon: The only thing sweeter would be someone turning a Fox News live ambush into a shout-out to Andrea Mackris.

I'm almost positive saying her name or Milly Dowler's will thwart any Fox News ambush attempt.
 
2011-11-10 03:30:00 PM
"After he was done with me, I should have kept rolling, because they get to the exit and find they can't open it. He says, "Have they locked us in?" Turns out they were pulling the door instead of pushing it."

Doors 3, Republicans 0.
 
2011-11-10 03:53:38 PM
CorporatePerson: Must be nice to be born into a life of luxury, and spend your time making maliciously edited internet smear videos to ruin the careers of people who've never done anything wrong to you. I imagine that beats the hell out of actually working for a living.

You would think he'd be able to afford a wireless microphone. Or at least a longer XLR cable.

Also, I've never watched an O'Keister video before this one - I was shocked by how inarticulate he is.
 
2011-11-10 04:05:33 PM
jedzz: Also, I've never watched an O'Keister video before this one - I was shocked by how inarticulate he is.

He is a typical bully, he doesn't know what to do when his target stands up to him. When this Sree Sreenivasan fellow started giggling at his inane attempt at ambush journalism, James' little ego deflated to the point he could barely stammer out a response and couldn't wait to get the heck out of there.
 
2011-11-10 04:06:56 PM
Mr. Coffee Nerves: One cannot help but wonder, happily, how many full-on ass beatings O'Keefe took in high school from the jocks, stoners, nerds and speds.

Not to mention from the geeks, sportos, motorheads, dweebs, dorks, sluts, buttheads...they all hated him. They definitely didn't think he was a righteous dude.
 
2011-11-10 04:15:39 PM
ShawnDoc: antidisestablishmentarianism: But I think O'Keefe prefers date raping cute journalists.

I don't think so. Go back, and reread how he planned to seduce her. That's not how a straight man goes about seducing a woman, but that is a technique that would work on a number of gay dudes. Throw in his penchant for wearing flamboyant costumes, and I don't think women are what he truly desires.


This. The closet door is what he should be opening
 
2011-11-10 04:27:20 PM
whither_apophis: ShawnDoc: antidisestablishmentarianism: But I think O'Keefe prefers date raping cute journalists.

I don't think so. Go back, and reread how he planned to seduce her. That's not how a straight man goes about seducing a woman, but that is a technique that would work on a number of gay dudes. Throw in his penchant for wearing flamboyant costumes, and I don't think women are what he truly desires.

This. The closet door is what he should be opening


Sorry kiddos. We're not taking this one for the team- he remains straight, (if chicken-knecked and impotent) until proven closeted.
 
2011-11-10 04:35:46 PM
Soup4Bonnie:
The bestest journalism is when you start out with a biased agenda. Objectivity is for pussies.


The FOX News motto.
 
2011-11-10 05:04:43 PM
ShawnDoc: antidisestablishmentarianism: But I think O'Keefe prefers date raping cute journalists.

I don't think so. Go back, and reread how he planned to seduce her. That's not how a straight man goes about seducing a woman, but that is a technique that would work on a number of gay dudes. Throw in his penchant for wearing flamboyant costumes, and I don't think women are what he truly desires.


So he's either very gay, or Lupin the Third.

Link (new window)
 
2011-11-10 05:19:58 PM
the opposite of charity is justice: Conservatives seem to have a real weakness when it comes to exit strategies.

+1 for subtlety
 
2011-11-10 06:03:00 PM
OK, he's done it. He's crossed over from having a punchable face to just being pitiable.

Until, I guess, Republicans in congress use one of his obviously misleading videos as an excuse to try to destroy something, I guess. Then it's back to the punchable face.
 
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