FARK.com: (6721469) You may want to reconsider your career in thievery if you steal a woman's purse and are quickly subdued by the local shrubbery

If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

		You may want to reconsider your career in thievery if you steal a woman's purse and are quickly subdued by the local shrubbery (azcentral.com)		46
		More: Dumbass

• • •

2649 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Nov 2011 at 12:57 PM | Favorite | share:

more» |

Get this fabulous T-Shirt and impress the methane out of your friends!

shirt it!

Share this link:

URL:

http://fk.cm/go/6721469

Bookmark:

Article Comments close

46 Comments (+0 »)

Minarets

2011-11-10 12:19:07 PM

They must have only had one shrubbery and no path down the middle.

/A path, a path

exick

2011-11-10 12:28:08 PM

On the bright side, it did look nice and it wasn't too expensive.

MaxxLarge

2011-11-10 12:29:45 PM

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say "give me your purse" at will to old ladies.

There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred.

Gig103

2011-11-10 12:53:11 PM

Ni!

That coward David Lopan

2011-11-10 12:59:00 PM

Lies. there is no shrubbery in AZ.

cgraves67

2011-11-10 12:59:02 PM

b-b-b-b-but Bush!

probesport

2011-11-10 01:00:21 PM

Was she robbed at herring point?

JoeCowboy

2011-11-10 01:00:59 PM

armless and legless black knight seen kicking his ass, as well.

JC

Bob The Nob

2011-11-10 01:01:06 PM

Matthew Keene

2011-11-10 01:01:08 PM

dragonchild

2011-11-10 01:04:57 PM

Get out of this thread before it is overrun by Mon. . .

um. . .

Never mind.

NuttierThanEver

2011-11-10 01:05:55 PM

dragonchild: Get out of this thread before it is overrun by Mon. . .

um. . .

Never mind.

On second thought lets not go to FARK, tis a silly place.

offmymeds

2011-11-10 01:06:31 PM

And I thought the idiot four links down was stupid. This guy makes him look like Prof. Moriarty.

Tyrone Biggums

2011-11-10 01:06:54 PM

Shrubbery trifecta in play?

WeenerGord

2011-11-10 01:07:36 PM

/"Ni!" is only the most notable of the sacred words which they are assigned to protect, the others being "Peng" and "Neee-wom."
/Ni!

The Angry Hand of God

2011-11-10 01:07:36 PM

WeenerGord

2011-11-10 01:12:10 PM

NuttierThanEver: dragonchild: Get out of this thread before it is overrun by Mon. . .

um. . .

Never mind.

On second thought lets not go to FARK, tis a silly place.

Right...

WeenerGord

2011-11-10 01:16:52 PM

Run away! Run Away!

bdub77

2011-11-10 01:22:32 PM

Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.

D_Moran

2011-11-10 01:25:35 PM

I commend Bush.

dragonchild

2011-11-10 01:25:44 PM

NuttierThanEver: On second thought lets not go to FARK, tis a silly place.

Right.

/ well played

Cagey B

2011-11-10 01:28:06 PM

It's not like he'd bother to write 'AUUUUGGGGHHH" on his police statement.

Cybernetic

2011-11-10 01:30:00 PM

And after the spankings, the oral sex!

WeenerGord

2011-11-10 01:34:19 PM

Cybernetic: And after the spankings, the oral sex!

Well, perhaps I could stay a bit longer...

Goodfella

2011-11-10 01:35:56 PM

But besides all that stuff what have the Romans ever done for us?

/amidoinitrite?

NuttierThanEver

2011-11-10 01:36:08 PM

WeenerGord: Cybernetic: And after the spankings, the oral sex!

Well, perhaps I could stay a bit longer...

No, No you're in terrible danger!

Cybernetic

2011-11-10 01:42:20 PM

NuttierThanEver: WeenerGord: Cybernetic: And after the spankings, the oral sex!

Well, perhaps I could stay a bit longer...

No, No you're in terrible danger!

Look, let me go back in there and face the peril!

LSinLV

2011-11-10 01:48:30 PM

Cybernetic: NuttierThanEver: WeenerGord: Cybernetic: And after the spankings, the oral sex!

Well, perhaps I could stay a bit longer...

No, No you're in terrible danger!

Look, let me go back in there and face the peril!

no no no! it's too perilous!

xanadian

2011-11-10 02:01:11 PM

I'll bet the perpetrator didn't expect that to happen...

cc_rider

2011-11-10 02:08:55 PM

Harold_of_the_Rocks

2011-11-10 02:24:43 PM

Help! I'm being repressed!

macross87

2011-11-10 02:39:54 PM

Harold_of_the_Rocks: Help! I'm being repressed!

Bloody peasant!

Ni!

2011-11-10 03:03:17 PM

Gig103: Ni!

Sup, hottie?

WeenerGord

2011-11-10 03:03:25 PM

LSinLV: Cybernetic: NuttierThanEver: WeenerGord: Cybernetic: And after the spankings, the oral sex!

Well, perhaps I could stay a bit longer...

No, No you're in terrible danger!

Look, let me go back in there and face the peril!

no no no! it's too perilous!

But couldn't I face just a little bit of the peril?

InstoMaticFanatic

2011-11-10 03:04:45 PM

Icky icky icky vabang whooop dadadada

Cagey B

2011-11-10 03:07:37 PM

InstoMaticFanatic: Icky icky icky vabang whooop dadadada

ni.

WeenerGord

2011-11-10 03:08:07 PM

InstoMaticFanatic: Icky icky icky vabang whooop dadadada

/Ni!

ICU812

2011-11-10 03:33:32 PM

macross87: Harold_of_the_Rocks: Help! I'm being repressed!

Bloody peasant!

I thought we were an autonomous collective.

Ni!

2011-11-10 04:05:56 PM

Nu?

J Murph

2011-11-10 04:31:20 PM

Shrubbery? Really? The one chance to use snatch, bush, and Johnson in the same headline, and they farked it up

WeenerGord

2011-11-10 04:43:51 PM

*shakes tiny fist at KGB*

Nefor

2011-11-10 05:05:27 PM

WeenerGord: LSinLV: Cybernetic: NuttierThanEver: WeenerGord: Cybernetic: And after the spankings, the oral sex!

Well, perhaps I could stay a bit longer...

No, No you're in terrible danger!

Look, let me go back in there and face the peril!

no no no! it's too perilous!

But couldn't I face just a little bit of the peril?

I bet you're gay.

The Mad Highlander

2011-11-10 05:20:25 PM

Ni!: Nu?

You were a bit late to the party, sunshine.

Ni!

2011-11-10 05:37:25 PM

The Mad Highlander: Ni!: Nu?

You were a bit late to the party, sunshine.

Always.

Keizer_Ghidorah

2011-11-10 07:00:59 PM