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(NYPost) Strange It doesn't matter how rich and successful you are, slurping down tequila in public rarely ends well. "Suck my $57 million d--k"   (nypost.com) divider line 87
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thismomentinblackhistory [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 12:18:47 PM
Sources said he barked at Midtown North officers to "suck my million-dollar c--k!" -- though Arora insisted to The Post that the comment was "suck my $57 million d--k."

Way to set the record straight, lulz..
 
ac982000 [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 12:34:50 PM
6 Million dollar man left in shame
 
James! [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 12:44:45 PM
static.tvfanatic.com
 
Bruxellensis
2011-11-10 12:47:53 PM
It doesn't matter how rich and successful you are, slurping down tequila in public rarely ends well. "Suck my $57 million d--k"

FTFM

Me + tequilla = blackout + injuries
 
SweetSaws
2011-11-10 12:48:14 PM
Alcohol, how does it work?
 
LegacyDL
2011-11-10 12:48:20 PM
Naked. Left out the part where he's naked.
 
Allen. The end.
2011-11-10 12:48:53 PM
Bruxellensis: Me + tequilla = blackout + injuries

Him too, apparently. But money can also get you away from stir. Unless you are are a north Indian - oh, wait...
 
habitual_masticator
2011-11-10 12:48:58 PM
I avoid tequila because of a very real fear that drinking it may lead me to tell people what I really think of them
 
Cajnik [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 12:51:49 PM
James!: [static.tvfanatic.com image 402x400]

Come on!
 
Jake Havechek
2011-11-10 12:52:04 PM
Indians have zero booze tolerance.
 
beta_plus
2011-11-10 12:52:27 PM
habitual_masticator: I avoid tequila because of a very real fear that drinking it may lead me to tell people what I really think of them

My friend has the same problem. Nicest guy in the world, even when drunk. But you put Tequila in him and suddenly he turns really mean.
 
IKanHazaBukkit
2011-11-10 12:52:29 PM
Bet the dude was drinking the shiat J. Cuervo or something instead of Maestro Dobel or Corzo. Amateur.
 
probesport
2011-11-10 12:52:53 PM
Naked rampage? Where are the 3 MC's and the 1 DJ?
 
RivenSilver
2011-11-10 12:53:00 PM
thismomentinblackhistory: Sources said he barked at Midtown North officers to "suck my million-dollar c--k!" -- though Arora insisted to The Post that the comment was "suck my $57 million d--k."

Way to set the record straight, lulz..

How did he pronounce the $ when he corrected that comment?
 
offmymeds
2011-11-10 12:53:17 PM
"The way I carry myself, the way I roll. I don't cut my hair. I don't shave every day."

I'm gonna guess you don't bathe everyday either.
 
Sybarite [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 12:53:33 PM
Indian "spice king" Dhiraj Arora


Tequila is the mind-killer. Tequila is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
 
supaxi
2011-11-10 12:54:00 PM
What is he? Douche Spice?
 
Explodo
2011-11-10 12:54:36 PM
Of course since he's rich he avoided being arrested.
 
thismomentinblackhistory [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 12:54:58 PM
RivenSilver: thismomentinblackhistory: Sources said he barked at Midtown North officers to "suck my million-dollar c--k!" -- though Arora insisted to The Post that the comment was "suck my $57 million d--k."

Way to set the record straight, lulz..

How did he pronounce the $ when he corrected that comment?

I don't know. I honestly can't understand anything those people say when I call tech support.
 
EyeballKid
2011-11-10 12:56:04 PM
Sybarite: Indian "spice king" Dhiraj Arora


Tequila is the mind-killer. Tequila is the little-death that brings total obliteration.

The sleeper has vomited!
 
That coward David Lopan
2011-11-10 12:57:01 PM
Bruxellensis: It doesn't matter how rich and successful you are, slurping down tequila in public rarely ends well. "Suck my $57 million d--k"

FTFM

Me + tequilla = blackout + injuries

This. I was on 3/4ths of a big bottle when I wiped the foam mace off my face and flicked it back at the guard, saying "Mace only makes me hornier, biatch". Then went to the next bar and continued drinking. I woke up the next morning in serious pain. I deserved it.
 
Mixolydian Master [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 12:57:27 PM
"I don't run around places naked, and I sure as hell was not running around naked at the Four Seasons hotel," he said.

A complete nonstory. He said he wasn't running around naked, and why would he lie about it? I hate bored gossips who feel the need to slander people.
 
SoCalSurfer
2011-11-10 12:57:52 PM
Too bad he wasn't near the railing.

"And not a sh*t would have been given"
 
Jake Havechek
2011-11-10 12:58:21 PM
Insulting Indian guys on the phone is the funniest thing ever. The only insults they know is "fark your sister, fark your mother". They get angry and yet stay on the line.
 
Combustion
2011-11-10 12:58:27 PM
You're Dhiraj Arora, the Spice King of Bombay? I weep for the future!


/snooty
//SNOTTY!
 
probesport
2011-11-10 12:59:07 PM
Mixolydian Master: "I don't run around places naked, and I sure as hell was not running around naked at the Four Seasons hotel," he said.

A complete nonstory. He said he wasn't running around naked, and why would he lie about it? I hate bored gossips who feel the need to slander people.

They why do you keep going around town giving handies to homeless people while wearing a tutu?
 
EyeballKid
2011-11-10 01:00:54 PM
Jake Havechek: Insulting Indian guys on the phone is the funniest thing ever. The only insults they know is "fark your sister, fark your mother". They get angry and yet stay on the line.

Sure, they stay on the line, until they transfer your call to somebody else in tech support.
 
groppet
2011-11-10 01:01:09 PM
This is why Tequila is on my verbooten list
 
probesport
2011-11-10 01:01:37 PM
Jake Havechek: Insulting Indian guys on the phone is the funniest thing ever. The only insults they know is "fark your sister, fark your mother". They get angry and yet stay on the line.

Behenchod
 
Incog_Neeto
2011-11-10 01:02:56 PM
If I had 57 million dollars I would stay someplace nicer than the 4 seasons, just saying.
 
InOmnibusCaritas [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 01:03:34 PM
Jake Havechek: Insulting Indian guys on the phone is the funniest thing ever. The only insults they know is "fark your sister, fark your mother". They get angry and yet stay on the line.

4photos.net

Sir, I have asked you nicely 3 times not to insult my sister and mother. If you continue, I will be forced to ask you nicely again.
 
probesport
2011-11-10 01:04:02 PM
Incog_Neeto: If I had 57 million dollars I would stay someplace nicer than the 4 seasons, just saying.

I would built 57 tree forts in my yard.

You could help.
 
wiwille
2011-11-10 01:05:22 PM
There is so much needful in this thread.
 
probesport
2011-11-10 01:06:41 PM
wiwille: There is so much needful in this thread.

Do it.
 
Treygreen13 [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 01:06:52 PM
probesport: Incog_Neeto: If I had 57 million dollars I would stay someplace nicer than the 4 seasons, just saying.

I would built 57 tree forts in my yard.

You could help.

I wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner.
/but we would
//we'd eat 57 Kraft Dinners.
 
H31N0US
2011-11-10 01:07:42 PM
probesport: wiwille: There is so much needful in this thread.

Do it.

Do the needful?
 
zugbug
2011-11-10 01:08:18 PM
wiwille: There is so much needful in this thread.

Sounds like the typical Farker. What's his handle?
 
Qatmandu
2011-11-10 01:09:03 PM
Stay away from the firewater there, chief.

/i know, circle k not casino
 
SDRR
2011-11-10 01:09:15 PM
"All I can tell you is there must have been some guests at the hotel who must have been uncomfortable with my North Indian heritage," Arora said.

"The way I carry myself, the way I roll. I don't cut my hair. I don't shave every day."

LMAO.


DOUCHEBAG ALERT!
 
geniusiknowit
2011-11-10 01:09:38 PM
He who controls the spice, controls the $57 million cock.
 
G2V
2011-11-10 01:11:18 PM
"suck my $57 million d--k."

You mean the 1%?
 
Ghastly [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 01:11:30 PM
FTFA: Arora spent just two hours in the hospital, and no charges were brought against him.

This is what having a 57 million dollar cock gets you.
 
Unhip1
2011-11-10 01:12:24 PM
So, he didn't get laid.

Anyone that successful who feels that have to project that fact to a random audience is pretty lonely.

You'd be surprised.
 
ShowhermyO-face
2011-11-10 01:15:38 PM
How did he pronounce the $ when he corrected that comment?

Rupee?
 
tricycleracer
2011-11-10 01:17:33 PM
Jake Havechek: Indians have zero booze tolerance.

Yet they POUND Johnnie Walker like there's no tomorrow.
 
aoktrouble
2011-11-10 01:19:17 PM
Pictures or it didn't happen
 
Ghastly [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 01:20:43 PM
Treygreen13: probesport: Incog_Neeto: If I had 57 million dollars I would stay someplace nicer than the 4 seasons, just saying.

I would built 57 tree forts in my yard.

You could help.

I wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner.
/but we would
//we'd eat 57 Kraft Dinners.

I'd buy myself a green dress. But not a real green dress, that's cruel.
 
Mangoose
2011-11-10 01:22:13 PM
So city cops are simply going to use the pysch ward to avoid processing rich/famous people when they break laws like this now?
 
WTF_Are_You_Looking_At
2011-11-10 01:22:51 PM
I supposed it's better than "Suck my unemployed d--k".
 
jake_lex [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 01:24:40 PM
I gotta echo what's been said above: I've been shiatfaced in my life a few times, and I behaved the worst, and had the worst hangovers, from tequila.

I don't drink nearly as much as I used to, but tequila is the only liquor I explicitly avoid.
 
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