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(Nola.com) Strange Court employee fired after arrest for crimes against nature. No word yet on whether that means illegal disposal of motor oil or sex with a goat   (nola.com) divider line 43
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2011-11-10 11:36:37 AM
Or prostitution. (new window)
 
2011-11-10 12:32:31 PM
Why can't it be both? Hell, if you want to get REALLY creative, you could probably pull them both off at the same time.
 
2011-11-10 12:56:28 PM
That sick son of a biatch...

YOU CAN RECYCLE OIL NOW!!!!!!

/But seriously, solicitation is a "crime against nature"? Ain't nothing more natural than offering money for pussy. However, for some reason there usually is a problem when it's an honest, straight up money for sex deal, instead of being couched in the guise of dating. Why one form of prostitution is encouraged, while the other is illegal, I'll never know.
 
2011-11-10 01:18:27 PM
Crimes against nature is prissy English code for butt sex, oral sex, and other stuff your great grandmother enjoyed but never talked about.
 
2011-11-10 02:18:10 PM
indylaw: Crimes against nature is prissy English code for butt sex, oral sex, and other stuff your great grandmother enjoyed but never talked about.

This has nothing to do with corn cobs and buggy whips.
 
2011-11-10 02:26:05 PM
He was using the motor oil as lube for the goat.
 
2011-11-10 02:29:51 PM
Crimes against nature?

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inhabitat.com

www.borealbirds.org


Oh wait, I guess they mean having sex in a way they disagree with.
 
2011-11-10 02:31:51 PM
Probably had a white wine with his steak.
 
2011-11-10 02:34:01 PM
McRib?
 
2011-11-10 02:34:37 PM

MaxxLarge 2011-11-10 12:32:31 PM
Why can't it be both? Hell, if you want to get REALLY creative, you could probably pull them both off at the same time.


Came to say that it was probably illegal disposal of used motor oil in a goat.

/Leaving satisfabbied.
 
2011-11-10 02:36:22 PM
Did you know - you can use motor oil to fertilize your lawn?
 
2011-11-10 02:39:17 PM
What do you get when you mix human dna with goat dna?
You get thrown the fark out of the petting zoo!
 
2011-11-10 02:39:47 PM
InstoMaticFanatic: MaxxLarge 2011-11-10 12:32:31 PM
Why can't it be both? Hell, if you want to get REALLY creative, you could probably pull them both off at the same time.

Came to say that it was probably illegal disposal of used motor oil in a goat.

/Leaving satisfabbied.


I was thinking it was illegal to dispose a used goat in motor oil
 
2011-11-10 02:48:17 PM
"...but you fark ONE GOAT..."
 
2011-11-10 02:51:04 PM
The Onion is prophetic: Or prostitution. (new window)

Good job.
 
2011-11-10 02:51:40 PM
DoochBag 2011-11-10 02:39:47 PM
InstoMaticFanatic: MaxxLarge 2011-11-10 12:32:31 PM
Why can't it be both? Hell, if you want to get REALLY creative, you could probably pull them both off at the same time.

Came to say that it was probably illegal disposal of used motor oil in a goat.

/Leaving satisfabbied.


I was thinking it was illegal to dispose a used goat in motor oil

Not illegal, just in poor taste. Certainly not a crime against nature.
 
2011-11-10 02:54:15 PM
No BP images yet? Disappoint!

www.idirectmaritime.com
 
2011-11-10 02:54:53 PM
shirtswag.com

Rape is Rape!!!
 
2011-11-10 02:59:02 PM
Crimes against nature? In New Orleans.

That has to set the bar pretty high for an arrest. Was he teleporting?
 
2011-11-10 03:02:04 PM
Surely he/she was convicted first though right? I mean,you wouldn't fire someone based on any easily made allegation right?
 
2011-11-10 03:03:01 PM
IXI Jim IXI: Crimes against nature? In New Orleans.

That has to set the bar pretty high for an arrest. Was he teleporting?


He created a perpetual motion device.

/involving a sheep
//baa chicka baa baaa
 
2011-11-10 03:04:16 PM
IXI Jim IXI: Crimes against nature? In New Orleans.

That has to set the bar pretty high for an arrest. Was he teleporting?


Most likely, he was butt-f*cking a Nutria.
 
2011-11-10 03:05:45 PM
Ah, suspended.

""But my office policy is clear -- no one with an arrest record or conviction can be employed by the clerk's office."- TFA



That's pretty strict considering how easy it is to get someone arrested.
 
2011-11-10 03:12:53 PM
Seeing "Crimes against nature" on this arrest means they still haven't taken the time to change the legal blanket term for prostitution, homosexuality, transsexualism, bestiality, infidelity and everything but the missionary position, to make any distinction. They still have it all under the same label. At least as far as arresting citations go.
 
2011-11-10 03:15:33 PM
boomm: Seeing "Crimes against nature" on this arrest means they still haven't taken the time to change the legal blanket term for prostitution, homosexuality, transsexualism, bestiality, infidelity and everything but the missionary position, to make any distinction. They still have it all under the same label.

...and that label is "Saturday Night"
 
2011-11-10 03:28:11 PM
Charged under 89.2(A)

§89.2. Crime against nature by solicitation

A. Crime against nature by solicitation is the solicitation by a human being of another with the intent to engage in any unnatural carnal copulation for compensation.

B.(1) Whoever violates the provisions of this Section, on a first conviction thereof, shall be fined not more than five hundred dollars, imprisoned for not more than six months, or both.

(2) Whoever violates the provisions of this Section, on a second or subsequent conviction thereof, shall be fined not less than two hundred fifty dollars and not more than two thousand dollars, imprisoned, with or without hard labor, for not more than two years, or both.

(3) Whoever violates the provisions of this Section, when the person being solicited is under the age of seventeen years, shall be fined not more than two thousand dollars, or imprisoned, with or without hard labor, for not more than five years, or both. Lack of knowledge of the age of the person being solicited shall not be a defense.

C. A violation of the provisions of Paragraph (B)(3) of this Section shall be considered a sex offense as defined in R.S. 15:541 and the offender shall be required to register as a sex offender as provided for in Chapter 3-B of Title 15 of the Louisiana Revised Statutes of 1950.

Acts 2010, No. 882, §1; Acts 2011, No. 223, §1.


Link (new window)

Now, who is to say what "unnatural" carnal copulation is?
 
2011-11-10 03:30:37 PM
Hoblit: Ah, suspended.

That's pretty strict considering how easy it is to get someone arrested.


Also that arrest != conviction.
 
2011-11-10 03:44:11 PM
CheekyMonkey: IXI Jim IXI: Crimes against nature? In New Orleans.

That has to set the bar pretty high for an arrest. Was he teleporting?

Most likely, he was butt-f*cking a Nutria.


A "crime against nature" in New Orleans is wearing a Falcons shirt.

/this weekend
 
2011-11-10 03:44:34 PM
"I am disappointed to learn about Whatley's arrest," said Arthur Morrell, the Clerk of Criminal Court who suspended the Elections Department worker. "But my office policy is clear -- no one with an arrest record or conviction can be employed by the clerk's office."

ARREST record?

They can arrest you on a whim, within many limits, but it remains only a whim. If you're not guilty, you're not guilty. Arrest without conviction isn't anything.
 
2011-11-10 03:58:20 PM
Hoblit: Ah, suspended.

""But my office policy is clear -- no one with an arrest record or conviction can be employed by the clerk's office."- TFA



That's pretty strict considering how easy it is to get someone arrested.


Yeah. Arrested doesn't even really imply that you have been confirmed to have done anything chargeable, when you get right down to it.
 
2011-11-10 04:06:21 PM
NS, subby, ns.
 
2011-11-10 04:07:39 PM
In North Carolina, "crimes against nature" have been defined as acts of bestial character whereby degraded and perverted sexual desires are sought to be gratified.
Wait .... You mean farking a goat is illegal in NC? I guess that leaves the North Carolina Dairy Goat Breeders Association in a quandary then, doesn't it.
 
2011-11-10 04:11:38 PM
I thought all those sodomy laws got negated.

That being said, this is more about prostitution, I guess?

/legalize it, mayne
 
2011-11-10 04:51:52 PM
The Onion is prophetic: Charged under 89.2(A)

§89.2. Crime against nature by solicitation

A. Crime against nature by solicitation is the solicitation by a human being of another with the intent to engage in any unnatural carnal copulation for compensation.

B.(1) Whoever violates the provisions of this Section, on a first conviction thereof, shall be fined not more than five hundred dollars, imprisoned for not more than six months, or both.

(2) Whoever violates the provisions of this Section, on a second or subsequent conviction thereof, shall be fined not less than two hundred fifty dollars and not more than two thousand dollars, imprisoned, with or without hard labor, for not more than two years, or both.

(3) Whoever violates the provisions of this Section, when the person being solicited is under the age of seventeen years, shall be fined not more than two thousand dollars, or imprisoned, with or without hard labor, for not more than five years, or both. Lack of knowledge of the age of the person being solicited shall not be a defense.

C. A violation of the provisions of Paragraph (B)(3) of this Section shall be considered a sex offense as defined in R.S. 15:541 and the offender shall be required to register as a sex offender as provided for in Chapter 3-B of Title 15 of the Louisiana Revised Statutes of 1950.

Acts 2010, No. 882, §1; Acts 2011, No. 223, §1.

Link (new window)

Now, who is to say what "unnatural" carnal copulation is?


So it's ok to solicit another with the intent to engage in natural carnal copulation for compensation?
 
2011-11-10 05:25:30 PM
IXI Jim IXI: Crimes against nature? In New Orleans.

That has to set the bar pretty high for an arrest. Was he teleporting?


We shall party like the New Orleaneans of old. You know the ones I'm talking about. (hopefully not obscure)
 
2011-11-10 05:30:03 PM
MaxxLarge: Why can't it be both? Hell, if you want to get REALLY creative, you could probably pull them both off at the same time.

I'm sure you already have, you demented perv.
 
2011-11-10 05:30:56 PM
gay sex.. possibly with goat.
 
2011-11-10 05:54:54 PM
Sex with a goat is absolutely a crime against nature.
Sex with a sheep, on the other hand, is what life is all about.
 
2011-11-10 06:14:25 PM
YakiManiac: In North Carolina, "crimes against nature" have been defined as acts of bestial character whereby degraded and perverted sexual desires are sought to be gratified.
Wait .... You mean farking a goat is illegal in NC? I guess that leaves the North Carolina Dairy Goat Breeders Association in a quandary then, doesn't it.


I don't really know why, but it really amuses me to see the legalese for "farking livestock".

And in an irrelevant aside, everyone in this thread should look up Thomas Granger. And then ask themselves exactly where the court got the specifics.

/One of my favorite historical incidents.
 
2011-11-10 06:28:29 PM
i hear that if you have sex with a goat, you'll get penis cancer
 
2011-11-10 06:31:35 PM
/Hot
//The link, not the sheep
///NTTAWWT
 
2011-11-10 06:34:17 PM
and of course I screwed that up.

Ate my image link. GRRR

It was supposed to be the image from this shirt. (new window)
 
2011-11-10 06:48:13 PM
Which was already posted up thread and I somehow missed it. Sigh.

/Going to go take a nap now.
//My fail is getting to me.....
 
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