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(Talking Points Memo) Fail Herman Cain's defense: "There are thousands of people who say I never harassed them"   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 249
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St_Francis_P [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 10:14:10 AM
He just has to be playing this for the lulz.

/And the bucks.
 
Jake Havechek
2011-11-10 10:16:39 AM
This is true, I personally never invaded Poland or allowed Viet Cong to gain sanctuary in my country.
 
xenophon10k [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 10:19:43 AM
And those thousands of people are all dudes.
 
hubiestubert [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 10:31:15 AM
There are likewise millions of people who can say that I have never stabbed them in the face.

Of course, if there were two people that say that I did, that might just nix my chances of public office.

/Apparently you can shoot people in the face, and keep a career in politics though, so maybe this isn't be best analogy...
 
St_Francis_P [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 10:37:14 AM
hubiestubert: There are likewise millions of people who can say that I have never stabbed them in the face.

Of course, if there were two people that say that I did, that might just nix my chances of public office.

/Apparently you can shoot people in the face, and keep a career in politics though, so maybe this isn't be best analogy...

I think a lot of hardcore conservatives have found their Messiah, and will hear none of these accusations. Of course, for the saner part of the population the guy is coming across as pretty creepy.
 
Demetrius [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 10:42:24 AM
Who are 3 people that have never been in my kitchen?

www.sportressofblogitude.com
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 10:42:36 AM
There are several billion women on the planet that I haven't raped.

Yet.
 
James! [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 10:46:05 AM
Literally thousands of fat chicks, butterfaces, dogs, mustachioed grandmothers, infants, the deformed, butch lesbians, and ladies with farked up teeth. Ask any of them!
 
Petit_Merdeux [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 10:48:31 AM
There are millions of little boys that Sandusky didn't anally rape!
 
sweetmelissa31 [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 10:48:49 AM
Herman Cain has never harassed me. Am I not hot enough for him?
 
Brandyelf
2011-11-10 11:00:17 AM
I can honestly say that Herman Cain has never harassed me, either... at least, not that he remembers.
 
Cyberluddite [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 11:01:57 AM
xenophon10k: And those thousands of people are all dudes.

Not true. Some of them are women, except they're women who are not hot, blonde, or white.
 
cretinbob [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 11:04:06 AM
Well...OK then.
 
yanceylebeef [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 11:06:22 AM
...but do they call me McGregor the bridge builder? No!
 
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
2011-11-10 11:16:22 AM
yanceylebeef: ...but do they call me McGregor the bridge builder? No!

Dammit! I came in to make that joke.
 
GAT_00 [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 11:18:57 AM
Herman Cain for President: Because I Haven't Raped Everyone Yet
 
Jake Havechek
2011-11-10 11:34:30 AM
If Herman Cain has never tried to force your head into his crotch, vote for him in 2012!
 
The Onion is prophetic [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 11:38:52 AM
sweetmelissa31: Herman Cain has never harassed me. Am I not hot enough for him?

I'd sexually harass you any day. How YOU doin? BIE.

/amidoingitright?
 
Quasar [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 11:39:06 AM
Who is Cain's PR person?

YOU ARE FAILING AT YOUR JOB, SIR
 
gilgigamesh [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 11:43:51 AM
I think its safe to say after the first two accusers stepped forward that no black woman can claim he sexually harassed them.
 
SurfaceTension [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 11:45:07 AM
There are billions of women who haven't said I don't have a small ween.
 
hubiestubert [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 11:46:44 AM
sweetmelissa31: Herman Cain has never harassed me. Am I not hot enough for him?

He fears a strong woman with a big ice core...
 
uber humper
2011-11-10 11:47:52 AM
Overachievers tend to be horny. If you go around asking 100 women to fark, you're going to get slapped a few times. And it sounds like this guy isn't that out of line
 
thismomentinblackhistory [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 11:48:21 AM
i.imgur.com
 
Cyberluddite [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 12:42:00 PM
sweetmelissa31: Herman Cain has never harassed me. Am I not hot enough for him?

You're certainly hot enough, but my guess is you aren't blonde enough for him.
 
MaxxLarge [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 12:51:09 PM
But what about all of the Jews Hitler DIDN'T kill? Doesn't he get any credit for them?

Yeah, I just Godwin'd myself. Deal with it.
 
Virtuoso80
2011-11-10 01:04:29 PM
Pfft, that's nothing. There are literally billions of people that I've never even come close to murdering!
 
skullkrusher
2011-11-10 01:05:34 PM
I remember when right wingers were aghast at sexual harassment accusations while lefties blew them off like it was yesterday. Things were simpler then.
 
HotIgneous Intruder
2011-11-10 01:05:59 PM
Herman Cain is indefensible.
 
rnld
2011-11-10 01:06:20 PM
There are millions of people that Conrad Murray didn't kill.
 
Sock Ruh Tease
2011-11-10 01:06:34 PM
thismomentinblackhistory: [i.imgur.com image 450x381]

www.wired.com

Billions upon billions of stars were not sexually harassed by Herman Cain.
 
PanicMan
2011-11-10 01:07:08 PM
As God is my witness, I will not rest until Herman Cain harasses each and every one of you.
 
EighthDay
2011-11-10 01:08:26 PM
St_Francis_P: He just has to be playing this for the lulz.

/And the bucks.

Lulz all the way to the bank.
 
Bendal
2011-11-10 01:08:59 PM
Cain has to be playing the straight man in this comedy; no real politician would throw out so many one-liners as he has and expect to be seriously considered for any office.
 
God's Hubris
2011-11-10 01:10:48 PM
And there are literally hundreds of millions of Americans that weren't killed in Iraq.
 
Modguy [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 01:13:18 PM
And there are MILLIONS of people who weren't killed by John Wayne Gacy. Ergo, by Cain's logic, Gacy is just another victim of the liberal judicial system, seeking to destroy fine clowns like Gacy, Cain.
 
James! [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 01:13:28 PM
TheMadChaosopher: he didn't "harrass" anyone.

she went on a date with him on a friday night at an italian restaurant.

then he reached up her skirt and pushed her head down for a blowjob.

she refused, so he took her home.

that isn't "harrassment".

that's just a shiatty date.

this is just the liberal media attacking him cuz they're all upset that the first black president is gonna be a republican.

"You want a job don't you?"
 
fracto73
2011-11-10 01:15:38 PM
PanicMan: As God is my witness, I will not rest until Herman Cain harasses each and every one of you.


The population of the US is around 300 million. Of that, thousands have not been harassed by Cain. So I think you may be in the home stretch.
 
Rent is too damn high
2011-11-10 01:16:31 PM
so he's saying he may have harassed as many as 3.5 million people.
 
HotIgneous Intruder
2011-11-10 01:16:42 PM
Herman Cain is no Ross Perot.
 
bulldg4life
2011-11-10 01:17:01 PM
There were millions of Jews that the Nazis didn't kill.
 
Hollie Maea
2011-11-10 01:17:36 PM
This is the part where we get to be amused by a ridiculous troll for 10 or 15 minutes.
 
James! [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 01:18:16 PM
TheMadChaosopher: James!: TheMadChaosopher: he didn't "harrass" anyone.

she went on a date with him on a friday night at an italian restaurant.

then he reached up her skirt and pushed her head down for a blowjob.

she refused, so he took her home.

that isn't "harrassment".

that's just a shiatty date.

this is just the liberal media attacking him cuz they're all upset that the first black president is gonna be a republican.

"You want a job don't you?"

harrassment is when your boss threatens to fire you if you dont blow him.

she didnt work for him.

he offered her a job and she didn;t like the application terms.

so he didn't hire her.

That actually IS sexual harassment. Don't believe me, ask your HR department.
 
DirkValentine
2011-11-10 01:18:58 PM
skullkrusher: I remember when right wingers were aghast at sexual harassment accusations while lefties blew them off like it was yesterday. Things were simpler then.

Please, do tell what in the fark you are talking about?

Are you pulling a bb.b.b.b.b.but Clinton?
 
LordJiro
2011-11-10 01:19:03 PM
TheMadChaosopher: James!: TheMadChaosopher: he didn't "harrass" anyone.

she went on a date with him on a friday night at an italian restaurant.

then he reached up her skirt and pushed her head down for a blowjob.

she refused, so he took her home.

that isn't "harrassment".

that's just a shiatty date.

this is just the liberal media attacking him cuz they're all upset that the first black president is gonna be a republican.

"You want a job don't you?"

harrassment is when your boss threatens to fire you if you dont blow him.

she didnt work for him.

he offered her a job and she didn;t like the application terms.

so he didn't hire her.

So you're OK with having a President that thinks 'forced blowjob' is an acceptable 'application term'.

Gotcha.
 
PanicMan
2011-11-10 01:19:49 PM
fracto73: PanicMan: As God is my witness, I will not rest until Herman Cain harasses each and every one of you.

The population of the US is around 300 million. Of that, thousands have not been harassed by Cain. So I think you may be in the home stretch.

Cool, I'm better than I thought at this. I should slow down, so I have something to keep me busy this weekend. Because I'm a giver.
 
Masso
2011-11-10 01:20:45 PM
Sounds like a solid defense.
 
Paper-Pusher
2011-11-10 01:20:46 PM
Personally, I've never been sexually harassed by Herman Cain. I mean, I'm a scruffy guy who could stand to lose about 50lbs but I'm not that unfortunate. Herman, what gives?
 
RussianPooper [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 01:20:59 PM
LordJiro: So you're OK with having a President that thinks 'forced blowjob' is an acceptable 'application term'.

Gotcha.

A genuine "B-b-b-but Clinton!"
 
lennavan
2011-11-10 01:21:10 PM
skullkrusher: I remember when right wingers were aghast at sexual harassment accusations while lefties blew them off like it was yesterday. Things were simpler then.

I dunno, I didn't believe it then and I don't believe it now. Especially now, I'm having a tough time seeing these as anything other than women who want attention and money.

Gloria Allred? Seriously? yougottabekidding
 
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