I don't have a drinking problem; I never drink as much as I want to

Listen to the sound of no one giving a crap.

OHDUDENESS: Listen to the sound of no one giving a crap.

Aaaaaaand we are done here! Close the thread!

I'd hit it bareback.

She is a drunk, Alcoholics go to meetings.

neither am I!! I only drink on days that end in Y

She's a semen addict.

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She's not. An alcoholic is a person with an alcohol problem.

/She's a dog who's handlers give her liquor.

Shame on you for submitting an article about that bloated orange carcass.

Snoo-snoo?

If she's not, then I'm skinny and attractive.

Apos: That coward David Lopan: She's not. An alcoholic is a person with an alcohol problem.

/She's a dog chimera who's handlers give her liquor.


FTFY.

/Our four-legged friends don't deserve to be insulted.

My apologies. As a fellow dog lover, you are correct.

15 minutes already?

please be dead soon.

She's not an alcoholic. She gets paid to drink and be an obnoxious troll. She's a professional.

It's hard not to be when whiskey comes in bottles as tall as you are.

And she's still a virgin _{if you don't count horses}.

... and Nixon claims he's not a crook.

/and Clinton claims he did not have sexual relations with that woman.

//and OJ is still hunting for the real killers.

puckrock2000: ... and Nixon claims he's not a crook.

/and Clinton claims he did not have sexual relations with that woman.

//and OJ is still hunting for the real killers.

And Leon's getting laaaaaarger!

"I'm on the way to becoming a multi-millionaire!"

/Oblig and hawt.

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/Preview fail.
//Did not likee link.

I wish she was, maybe she'd vanish quicker that way.

quatchi: [tedstriker.jpg]

/Preview fail.
//Did not likee link.



there ya go

Meh, she could just be a drunk. I knew lots of people like that in school. They grew up, had to hold down jobs, and switched to an occasional glass of wine or beer.

Considering her looks, lack of talent, poor personality, and utter uselessness as a human being, she really should be.

Zombie Eater: puckrock2000: ... and Nixon claims he's not a crook.

/and Clinton claims he did not have sexual relations with that woman.

//and OJ is still hunting for the real killers.

And Leon's getting laaaaaarger!



+1

animal900: I'd hit it bareback.

I've hit a lot worse.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk, I can't remember if it's the fourteenth or the fifteenth


George Burns

Knara: animal900: I'd hit it bareback.

I've hit a lot worse.

You might want to stop talking for a while, sit this next one out.

TheLopper: Knara: animal900: I'd hit it bareback.

I've hit a lot worse.

You might want to stop talking for a while, sit this next one out.

I've seen Snookie do yoga. She's prolly pretty awesome in the sack.

Knara:
I've seen Snookie do yoga. She's prolly pretty awesome in the sack.

Considering she'd probably be passed out, you could flop her into all kinds of positions she wouldn't get in if she were awake or sober.

Came her for hot pictures of Snooki.... leaving disappointed.

Snooki claims she's not an alcoholic.

Yeah, right. And I'm not an incorrigible pothead and a compulsive masturbator.

/I've said too much.

As an alcoholic myself I say we can smell our own and Snooki definitely qualifies.

animal900: I'd hit it bareback.

I'd starfark her.

/I play a game
//It's called insincerity

Tom_Slick: She is a drunk, Alcoholics go to meetings.

came here to say this. Until she starts going to meetings, she's just a drunk. and she gets PAID to be drunk
being an Alcohol dependent is also in and of itself something different.

Ive seen my fair share of drunks, alkies and dependents in my profession..

Cerebral Knievel: Tom_Slick: She is a drunk, Alcoholics go to meetings.

came here to say this. Until she starts going to meetings, she's just a drunk. and she gets PAID to be drunk
being an Alcohol dependent is also in and of itself something different.

Ive seen my fair share of drunks, alkies and dependents in my profession..

The amount of pride that people put into being associated with AA really amuses me.

/the varying amount of things that various people consider to be "alcoholism" is also amusing

Dear Snooki,
I will admit to watching your show and though it is a guilty pleasure I would like to ask you a question. When you are falling down drunk and you start to feel a bit randy would you mind if I jammed my peenor into your tiny orange starfish? I promise it wont hurt and I will use plenty of lubricational products to ensure the utmost comfort.

Signed,
Some weird freak

does snooki mean nasty in jersian?

She has her own fragrance? Who would pay to smell like a cum dump?

Not an alcoholic, eh? When she dies (and probably pretty soon given her lifestyle), I wonder how they'll explain why it took them 3 days to put the cremation fire out?

CSB:

I know a guy that worked on the show. He said she was chugging the wine first thing in the morning. I mean, doing her best to get to and through glass three right as most people are having their first coffee.