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2011-11-10 12:34:19 PM
I don't have a drinking problem; I never drink as much as I want to
 
2011-11-10 12:34:57 PM
Listen to the sound of no one giving a crap.
 
2011-11-10 12:35:51 PM
OHDUDENESS: Listen to the sound of no one giving a crap.

Aaaaaaand we are done here! Close the thread!
 
2011-11-10 12:37:49 PM
I'd hit it bareback.
 
2011-11-10 12:37:52 PM
She is a drunk, Alcoholics go to meetings.
 
2011-11-10 12:40:31 PM
neither am I!! I only drink on days that end in Y
 
2011-11-10 12:41:23 PM
She's a semen addict.
 
2011-11-10 12:44:14 PM
A porcine alcoholic in denial. Color me shocked.
 
2011-11-10 12:44:57 PM
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2011-11-10 12:53:05 PM
She's not. An alcoholic is a person with an alcohol problem.

/She's a dog who's handlers give her liquor.
 
2011-11-10 12:54:42 PM
Shame on you for submitting an article about that bloated orange carcass.
 
2011-11-10 12:56:14 PM
That coward David Lopan: She's not. An alcoholic is a person with an alcohol problem.

/She's a dog chimera who's handlers give her liquor.



FTFY.

/Our four-legged friends don't deserve to be insulted.
 
2011-11-10 01:00:28 PM
Snoo-snoo?
 
2011-11-10 01:01:03 PM
If she's not, then I'm skinny and attractive.
 
2011-11-10 01:02:18 PM
Apos: That coward David Lopan: She's not. An alcoholic is a person with an alcohol problem.

/She's a dog chimera who's handlers give her liquor.


FTFY.

/Our four-legged friends don't deserve to be insulted.


My apologies. As a fellow dog lover, you are correct.
 
2011-11-10 01:02:39 PM
15 minutes already?
 
2011-11-10 01:10:27 PM
please be dead soon.
 
2011-11-10 01:13:08 PM
She's not an alcoholic. She gets paid to drink and be an obnoxious troll. She's a professional.
 
2011-11-10 01:14:18 PM
It's hard not to be when whiskey comes in bottles as tall as you are.
 
2011-11-10 01:19:30 PM
And she's still a virgin if you don't count horses.
 
2011-11-10 01:19:31 PM
... and Nixon claims he's not a crook.

/and Clinton claims he did not have sexual relations with that woman.

//and OJ is still hunting for the real killers.
 
2011-11-10 01:29:22 PM
puckrock2000: ... and Nixon claims he's not a crook.

/and Clinton claims he did not have sexual relations with that woman.

//and OJ is still hunting for the real killers.


And Leon's getting laaaaaarger!
 
2011-11-10 01:30:31 PM
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"I'm on the way to becoming a multi-millionaire!"
 
2011-11-10 01:31:05 PM
/Oblig and hawt.
 
2011-11-10 01:32:10 PM
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/Preview fail.
//Did not likee link.
 
2011-11-10 01:33:24 PM
Drunk Orange Whore. That's Jersey.
 
2011-11-10 01:42:10 PM
I wish she was, maybe she'd vanish quicker that way.
 
2011-11-10 01:43:15 PM
quatchi: [tedstriker.jpg]

/Preview fail.
//Did not likee link.


bike29.com

there ya go
 
2011-11-10 01:57:15 PM
Meh, she could just be a drunk. I knew lots of people like that in school. They grew up, had to hold down jobs, and switched to an occasional glass of wine or beer.
 
2011-11-10 02:05:17 PM
ll-media.tmz.com
 
2011-11-10 02:10:53 PM
Considering her looks, lack of talent, poor personality, and utter uselessness as a human being, she really should be.
 
2011-11-10 02:15:27 PM
Zombie Eater: puckrock2000: ... and Nixon claims he's not a crook.

/and Clinton claims he did not have sexual relations with that woman.

//and OJ is still hunting for the real killers.

And Leon's getting laaaaaarger!


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+1
 
2011-11-10 02:23:48 PM
animal900: I'd hit it bareback.

I've hit a lot worse.
 
2011-11-10 02:32:50 PM
It only takes one drink to get me drunk, I can't remember if it's the fourteenth or the fifteenth


George Burns
 
2011-11-10 02:33:54 PM
Knara: animal900: I'd hit it bareback.

I've hit a lot worse.


You might want to stop talking for a while, sit this next one out.
 
2011-11-10 03:07:58 PM
TheLopper: Knara: animal900: I'd hit it bareback.

I've hit a lot worse.

You might want to stop talking for a while, sit this next one out.


I've seen Snookie do yoga. She's prolly pretty awesome in the sack.
 
2011-11-10 03:11:25 PM
Knara:
I've seen Snookie do yoga. She's prolly pretty awesome in the sack.


Considering she'd probably be passed out, you could flop her into all kinds of positions she wouldn't get in if she were awake or sober.
 
2011-11-10 03:16:43 PM
Came her for hot pictures of Snooki.... leaving disappointed.
 
2011-11-10 03:20:06 PM
Snooki claims she's not an alcoholic.

Yeah, right. And I'm not an incorrigible pothead and a compulsive masturbator.

/I've said too much.
 
2011-11-10 03:23:25 PM
As an alcoholic myself I say we can smell our own and Snooki definitely qualifies.
 
2011-11-10 03:37:56 PM
animal900: I'd hit it bareback.

I'd starfark her.

/I play a game
//It's called insincerity
 
2011-11-10 03:44:45 PM
Tom_Slick: She is a drunk, Alcoholics go to meetings.

came here to say this. Until she starts going to meetings, she's just a drunk. and she gets PAID to be drunk
being an Alcohol dependent is also in and of itself something different.

Ive seen my fair share of drunks, alkies and dependents in my profession..
 
2011-11-10 03:52:18 PM
Cerebral Knievel: Tom_Slick: She is a drunk, Alcoholics go to meetings.

came here to say this. Until she starts going to meetings, she's just a drunk. and she gets PAID to be drunk
being an Alcohol dependent is also in and of itself something different.

Ive seen my fair share of drunks, alkies and dependents in my profession..


The amount of pride that people put into being associated with AA really amuses me.

/the varying amount of things that various people consider to be "alcoholism" is also amusing
 
2011-11-10 04:00:41 PM
"He just doesn't like anything a part of my life."

Okay then.
 
2011-11-10 04:16:41 PM
Dear Snooki,
I will admit to watching your show and though it is a guilty pleasure I would like to ask you a question. When you are falling down drunk and you start to feel a bit randy would you mind if I jammed my peenor into your tiny orange starfish? I promise it wont hurt and I will use plenty of lubricational products to ensure the utmost comfort.

Signed,
Some weird freak
 
2011-11-10 04:20:23 PM
does snooki mean nasty in jersian?
 
2011-11-10 04:23:51 PM
Srsly tho - I think I can smell her rancid, sweaty pickle parlor through the tv screen... Day Ham that troll is nasty - the potential for very attractive is there, but it's facade is rotting away at a frantic pace. She's a waddling petri dish, marinated in party boy semen, sweaty desperation and self loathing.

She will not age well.
 
2011-11-10 04:24:30 PM
She has her own fragrance? Who would pay to smell like a cum dump?
 
2011-11-10 04:29:02 PM
Not an alcoholic, eh? When she dies (and probably pretty soon given her lifestyle), I wonder how they'll explain why it took them 3 days to put the cremation fire out?
 
2011-11-10 04:54:55 PM
CSB:

I know a guy that worked on the show. He said she was chugging the wine first thing in the morning. I mean, doing her best to get to and through glass three right as most people are having their first coffee.
 
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