This is easily one of the funniest parodies of a candidate I've ever seen

That's farking awesome!

Let's see...the Iranians are putting the finishing touches on their first atomic bomb, Italy is about to default, the French and Germans are in secret talks to end the European Monetary Union, and the Rhinoceros faces functional extinction over most of its range. But what do we get on the Fark Politics tab? Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, and Mike Tyson as Herman Cain. The guy doesn't even have a chance. He's an also-ran, a nobody, a pizza executive who will never be president. But by all means, let's focus on Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, and...Herman Cain.

ok, that was pretty goddamn fantastic.

"I'm gonna wear a flag pin the size of a fat baby's head"

canyoneer: Let's see...the Iranians are putting the finishing touches on their first atomic bomb, Italy is about to default, the French and Germans are in secret talks to end the European Monetary Union, and the Rhinoceros faces functional extinction over most of its range. But what do we get on the Fark Politics tab? Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, and Mike Tyson as Herman Cain. The guy doesn't even have a chance. He's an also-ran, a nobody, a pizza executive who will never be president. But by all means, let's focus on Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, and...Herman Cain.

Fark knows where the funny is.

HeartBurnKid: canyoneer: Let's see...the Iranians are putting the finishing touches on their first atomic bomb, Italy is about to default, the French and Germans are in secret talks to end the European Monetary Union, and the Rhinoceros faces functional extinction over most of its range. But what do we get on the Fark Politics tab? Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, and Mike Tyson as Herman Cain. The guy doesn't even have a chance. He's an also-ran, a nobody, a pizza executive who will never be president. But by all means, let's focus on Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, and...Herman Cain.

Fark knows where the funny is.

They'll have to wait for the next Photoshop update to get their nuclear missile delivery system all setup

canyoneer: But what do we get on the Fark Politics tab?

canyoneer: Let's see...the Iranians are putting the finishing touches on their first atomic bomb, Italy is about to default, the French and Germans are in secret talks to end the European Monetary Union, and the Rhinoceros faces functional extinction over most of its range. But what do we get on the Fark Politics tab? Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, and Mike Tyson as Herman Cain. The guy doesn't even have a chance. He's an also-ran, a nobody, a pizza executive who will never be president. But by all means, let's focus on Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, and...Herman Cain.

While I definitely agree that there are more pressing issues, this is FARK, and Herman Cain is just about the funniest thing out there.

He's epochs better than Palin b/c she was just stupid and vindictive - this guy is just hilarious.

canyoneer: Why doesn't the world work in exactly the way I think it should? It's not fair. PS I'm smarter than you and care more about the environment, and I show this by deflecting criticism from the worst offenders against the environment in American politics. The reason why this is helping is so far above your pitiful intellect, I won't waste my time explaining it. I'll just condescend a little and then post pictures of the desert, because I care that much.

I just want you to know I'm one of your fans.

I'm a lock for Pizza Pthursdays

Herman Cain is a throw-away joke...a pun. Tee-hee. OK. Next?

canyoneer: Herman Cain is a throw-away joke...a pun. Tee-hee. OK. Next?

I'm really eagerly anticipating Canyoneer.com where it's NEWS not FARK.com.

canyoneer: Herman Cain is a throw-away joke...a pun. Tee-hee. OK. Next?

Newt has been rising in the polls, so maybe he's the next throw away joke. But clearly Cain's 15 min. are not up. So as Herman Cain wouldn't say: Keep your panties on.

canyoneer: Let's see...the Iranians are putting the finishing touches on their first atomic bomb, Italy is about to default, the French and Germans are in secret talks to end the European Monetary Union, and the Rhinoceros faces functional extinction over most of its range. But what do we get on the Fark Politics tab? Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, and Mike Tyson as Herman Cain. The guy doesn't even have a chance. He's an also-ran, a nobody, a pizza executive who will never be president. But by all means, let's focus on Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, and...Herman Cain.

Imagine if you will, all of those problems, and Herman Cain in the White House, making the big decisions. This bizarre combination of Donald Trump, Sarah Palin, Father Coughlin, and Rick James. As President of the United States of America. Everybody said that Bush would never be President, that America wasn't that stupid, it just couldn't happen here. But what happened? Now just picture how much worse it will be under President Cain.

/Pizza Pthursdays

DarnoKonrad: I'm a lock for Pizza Pthursdays

It might sound good, until you get to the details. It's always Godfather's pizza, and Herman Cain has personally rubbed his genitals on every slice of pepperoni. For Jesus.

LectertheChef: Imagine if you will, all of those problems, and Herman Cain in the White House, making the big decisions. This bizarre combination of Donald Trump, Sarah Palin, Father Coughlin, and Rick James. As President of the United States of America. Everybody said that Bush would never be President, that America wasn't that stupid, it just couldn't happen here. But what happened? Now just picture how much worse it will be under President Cain. /Pizza Pthursdays

And here's the latest boogey-man: Herman Cain. At one time, it was Sarah Palin. Then it was Michelle What's-Her-Name from Mee-Na-So-Tah. In both cases, hand-wringing worry-warts speculated darkly about how civilization would crumble when Scary Ooga-Booga President would seize power and destroy all that is good and fine in our world. Now it's the very, very menacing Pizza Executive.

Not only that, but here we have yet another person devastated by the reign of Evil Bush The Younger, completely ignoring the fact that every crap policy and action taken by Evil Bush The Younger passed with the help of large numbers of Democrats voting for it...the wars, the tax cuts, the police state...everything.

Oooooooooooo! Very Scary!

canyoneer: Let's see...the Iranians are putting the finishing touches on their first atomic bomb...

Link (new window)

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Fark is not news, it's entertainment. How can you be confused or frustrated by the fact that one of the funniest and most ridiculous political candidates ever to be treated seriously by a significant portion of the right is getting so much play on Fark?

canyoneer: Let's see...the Iranians are putting the finishing touches on their first atomic bomb, Italy is about to default, the French and Germans are in secret talks to end the European Monetary Union, and the Rhinoceros faces functional extinction over most of its range. But what do we get on the Fark Politics tab? Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, and Mike Tyson as Herman Cain. The guy doesn't even have a chance. He's an also-ran, a nobody, a pizza executive who will never be president. But by all means, let's focus on Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, and...Herman Cain.

Sounds like you care more about Europe than Uz-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan.

I'm just happy to see Tyson being laughed with, instead of at.

even a parody of the slow smile gets to me

Canyoneer, before Fark.com:

canyoneer: Let's see...the Iranians are putting the finishing touches on their first atomic bomb, Italy is about to default, the French and Germans are in secret talks to end the European Monetary Union, and the Rhinoceros faces functional extinction over most of its range. But what do we get on the Fark Politics tab? Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, and Mike Tyson as Herman Cain. The guy doesn't even have a chance. He's an also-ran, a nobody, a pizza executive who will never be president. But by all means, let's focus on Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, Herman Cain, and...Herman Cain.

Last I checked he was the GOP leader in the polls.

"A CEO of a company so bad it made my kids hate pizza".

That's my second favorite line after "The GOP love crazy more than they hate black and I'm crazier than a shiat-house rat".

/MT would make a better POTUS than HC.

monoski: Last I checked he was the GOP leader in the polls.



Yeah, I check the polls at least twenty times a day, because you can really keep your finger on the pulse of events that way. According to my poll-based research, the 2012 Republican presidential nominee will be Herman Mitt Ron Bachmann-Cain-Huntsman-Trump.

Here's my favorite poll:

Bahahahahhaha!

Good stuff!

canyoneer: Yeah, I check the polls at least twenty times a day, because you can really keep your finger on the pulse of events that way.

Yes. That's how you know who is leading in a primary. You check the polls.

He's trying to become the most powerful man in the world. EVEN MIKE TYSON THINKS HE'S AN IDIOT. And he's leading in the polls. What does that tell you?

PanicMan: Yes. That's how you know who is leading in a primary. You check the polls. He's trying to become the most powerful man in the world. EVEN MIKE TYSON THINKS HE'S AN IDIOT. And he's leading in the polls. What does that tell you?

What does THAT tell me? Well, I'll tell you what THAT tells me! THAT tells me that Mike Tyson is a very, very sharp fellow, who obviously watches the polls very carefully, has keen insight into the warp and weave of complex global issues, and can communicate his subtle yet comprehensive vision with stunning articulateness. That's what THAT tells me. Obviously, our former-pugilist-and-ear-ripping-rapist-turned-political-analyst has detected a dire threat to civilization in this very scary Pizza Executive who is diabolically plotting to become THE MOST POWERFUL PIZZA EXECUTIVE IN THE WORLD! How can we ignore such sage prophecy???

To Arms! To Arms I Say!

You guys underestimate the power of this fully armed and operational HERMAN CAIN HURRICANE.

VictoryCabal: Tyson was a lot of fun in The Hangover. He had the absolute best joke of the night at the Charlie Sheen roast.* And I lold hard at this. This is a very funny parody. Who knew Tyson had it in him.

* the one about reading poetry, especially the Iliad, and how that meant that Seth McFarlane wasn't the only one there who would be nothing without Homer.

Personally, I found the line "During your performance I had wished to bite my own ears off"

canyoneer: PanicMan: Yes. That's how you know who is leading in a primary. You check the polls. He's trying to become the most powerful man in the world. EVEN MIKE TYSON THINKS HE'S AN IDIOT. And he's leading in the polls. What does that tell you?

What does THAT tell me? Well, I'll tell you what THAT tells me! THAT tells me that Mike Tyson is a very, very sharp fellow, who obviously watches the polls very carefully, has keen insight into the warp and weave of complex global issues, and can communicate his subtle yet comprehensive vision with stunning articulateness. That's what THAT tells me. Obviously, our former-pugilist-and-ear-ripping-rapist-turned-political-analyst has detected a dire threat to civilization in this very scary Pizza Executive who is diabolically plotting to become THE MOST POWERFUL PIZZA EXECUTIVE IN THE WORLD!

Well, that's one possibility. Another might be that a moran like Tyson is well versed in the ways of "it takes one to know one".

That is very, very, very funny.

child_god: You guys underestimate the power of this fully armed and operational HERMAN CAIN HURRICANE.

I highlighted the relevant part in bold.

crab66: child_god: You guys underestimate the power of this fully armed and operational HERMAN CAIN HURRICANE.

I highlighted the relevant part in bold.

It's Herman "Hurrcain' Cain sweetheart, now how 'bout you wiggle over there and make us some coffee...

"Whaaah Whaaaah! Everyone is talking about what a bunch of morons my Republican candidates for president are and my 'hey look over there!' schtick isn't working! Whaaaaaaah! Whaaaaaaaah!"

/Canyoneer

(sucks to be you. your party is the racist, bigoted, sexist, gay-bashing pants-on-head retarded party. cry moar teabagger. Cry moar for our amusement.)

VictoryCabal: Tyson was a lot of fun in The Hangover. He had the absolute best joke of the night at the Charlie Sheen roast.* And I lold hard at this. This is a very funny parody. Who knew Tyson had it in him.

You must have missed it when he commented on the Palin getting her guts shoved to the back of her head by Rice.

That was comedy gold.

/wombshifter

CAAAAIIIINNNN!