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(Metronews.ca) Dumbass Arizona city Mayor tells Prince Harry "No fornicating" in his Christian town.......like he is gonna listen   (metronews.ca) divider line 179
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indylaw
2011-11-10 07:59:28 AM
You just know that those good Christian girls in town are slutty as hell and would love to get their hands on the prince's scepter.
 
Vodka Zombie [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 08:05:39 AM
Man... Americans are weird.
 
Slaxl [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 08:07:16 AM
You have a motel shaped like a spaceship and then want to act all surprised when a Prince comes along and farks your daughters? It's your own fault for being so alluring and building so provocatively.
 
Because People in power are Stupid [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 08:19:07 AM
The girls... They are called Gila Monsters... They are natures own birth control...

(Knees much too sharp)
 
Calmamity [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 10:45:00 AM
"Fornicating the night away"

Wasn't that a Jim Neighbors song?
 
CrispFlows [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 10:49:05 AM
What... the... hell?
 
Guidette Frankentits
2011-11-10 10:49:18 AM
Didn't we break off from Britain because we were tired of being told what religion to follow?
 
LewDux
2011-11-10 10:49:52 AM
Yeah, no shagging up there!
 
cgraves67
2011-11-10 10:50:01 AM
Why couldn't this be Surprise, AZ? The jokes would write themselves.
 
PanicMan
2011-11-10 10:50:48 AM
i dont even
 
zabbers
2011-11-10 10:50:55 AM
i've been waiting for this to shop up on here!
I was unaware that there are women worth fornicating with in that forsaken lump of sand and dust.
Anybody worth having relations/relationships with probably moves out at the stroke of midnight on their 18th birthday!
(A&W Root Beer Float IS a nice treat when driving between Phoenix and CA)
 
R.A.Danny [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 10:52:55 AM
Looking 9 months into the future I see a bunch of gingers.
 
dothemath
2011-11-10 10:53:16 AM
The thought of this inbred, redheaded nutsack plowing through a bunch of vapid, small-town sluts makes my head hurt.
 
zabbers
2011-11-10 10:53:34 AM
also, Mayor "Ron", if they are supposedly all "christian" then you should have to worry about them drinking and sexoring the Prince!
"small town, small mind" comes to mind here.
 
CrispFlows [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 10:53:41 AM
Guidette Frankentits: Didn't we break off from Britain because we were tired of being told what religion to follow?

Well, yes and no.

If you're referring to the founding of Plymouth rock, then no - Puritans preferred to be able to create their own "pure" society.

If you're referring to the declaration of independence, then somewhat, yeah - we did break off because of the taxes going to the church of England. Hence the separation of state and religion. It appeared to me that we were more pissed off on how much of a dick the british was being about troops, searching, taxation, representation, support, unjust laws, so on and so forth.

/ Just from what I know. If you can school me on this, I invite you to do so. I prefer to be educated and corrected on any instances that I am wrong about.
 
TheOther
2011-11-10 10:54:19 AM
zabbers: Anybody worth having relations/relationships with probably moves out at the stroke of midnight on their 18th birthday!

"We have some very pretty girls here,"

Some mayor has been peeking into the HS girls' shower?
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 10:54:39 AM
No getting drunk, attacking cameramen, and falling down in the street either.
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Oh, and no dressing up as a Nazi.
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tricycleracer
2011-11-10 10:55:29 AM
"We have some very pretty girls here," Gila Bend Mayor Ron Henry tells the Daily Mail.

Whatever. Everybody knows all the pretty girls live in La Grange.
 
Harv72b [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 10:55:33 AM
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I wonder who the other four are?
 
Guidette Frankentits
2011-11-10 10:56:01 AM
CrispFlows: Guidette Frankentits: Didn't we break off from Britain because we were tired of being told what religion to follow?

Well, yes and no.

If you're referring to the founding of Plymouth rock, then no - Puritans preferred to be able to create their own "pure" society.

If you're referring to the declaration of independence, then somewhat, yeah - we did break off because of the taxes going to the church of England. Hence the separation of state and religion. It appeared to me that we were more pissed off on how much of a dick the british was being about troops, searching, taxation, representation, support, unjust laws, so on and so forth.

/ Just from what I know. If you can school me on this, I invite you to do so. I prefer to be educated and corrected on any instances that I am wrong about.

Good on my end.
 
CrispFlows [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 10:56:42 AM
dothemath: The thought of this inbred, redheaded nutsack plowing through a bunch of vapid, small-town sluts makes my head hurt.

I would advise you to not express this opinion in the bars that resides in the commonwealth.
 
G2V
2011-11-10 10:56:43 AM
Guidette Frankentits: Didn't we break off from Britain because we were tired of being told what religion to follow?

Nah, because we were tired of paying the government taxes, we formed a tea party and then the army started shooting civilians and.... uh oh
 
TheOther
2011-11-10 10:56:49 AM
He just wants to see them in his purple reign.
 
coeyagi
2011-11-10 10:57:31 AM
Can we finally have a serious national discussion about handing Arizona over to Mexico?
 
rickythepenguin
2011-11-10 10:57:33 AM
dothemath: The thought of this inbred, redheaded nutsack plowing through a bunch of vapid, small-town sluts makes my head hurt.


Gila Bend is the kind of backwards ass hamlet* where the moment you can leave, you sprint out of there. I bet the average age of that town is 50. I'm not kidding.


*having grown up in a backwards ass hamlet not terribly far from Gila Bend, I can say that.
 
cwolf20
2011-11-10 10:57:52 AM
Somebody else's christian town, no problem.
 
thelordofcheese
2011-11-10 10:58:02 AM
and a motel built to look like a spaceship
 
Moopy Mac
2011-11-10 10:58:34 AM
dothemath: The thought of this inbred, redheaded nutsack plowing through a bunch of vapid, small-town sluts makes my head hurt.

Harry isn't the inbred one.

And somehow he has a natural talent for riding horses.
 
TheOther
2011-11-10 10:59:10 AM
coeyagi: Can we finally have a serious national discussion about handing Arizona over to Mexico?

Doesn't Mexico have enough of our jackass shiat to deal with already?
 
dothemath
2011-11-10 10:59:55 AM
CrispFlows: dothemath: The thought of this inbred, redheaded nutsack plowing through a bunch of vapid, small-town sluts makes my head hurt.

I would advise you to not express this opinion in the bars that resides in the commonwealth.

Yeah, im sure they have some Olympic Class rednecks out there.
Im pretty sure I could mesmerize them with a slinky and then make my escape.
 
Calmamity [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 11:00:24 AM
CrispFlows: Well, yes and no.

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mechgreg
2011-11-10 11:00:27 AM
I am curious would a Prince visiting a foriegn country have diplomatic immunity?
 
BurnShrike
2011-11-10 11:00:39 AM
If no sex was good enough for Jesus' mom, it's damnwell good enough for you!
 
DrZiffle
2011-11-10 11:00:39 AM
This is why the Brits threw the Puritans out.
 
GnomePaladin
2011-11-10 11:00:57 AM
tricycleracer: "We have some very pretty girls here," Gila Bend Mayor Ron Henry tells the Daily Mail.

Whatever. Everybody knows all the pretty girls live in La Grange.

If I'm not mistaken, they do have a lot of nice girls out there.
 
undercurrent
2011-11-10 11:02:56 AM
"MetroTube of the Day" on that page is much more interesting.
 
BurnShrike
2011-11-10 11:03:02 AM
Prince Harry has moved on to Gila Bend, Ariz., for the final leg of his helicopter training in the U.S. - and his reputation has apparently preceded him.

"We have some very pretty girls here," Gila Bend Mayor Ron Henry tells the Daily Mail.

The final leg of his helicopter training is regarding helicopter parents who don't want their daughters having any fun with handsome, wealthy men. Because, you know... Jesus.
 
CrispFlows [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 11:03:41 AM
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madcan34
2011-11-10 11:04:52 AM
He did not say "no shagging" however

Rock on Harry you royal party animal you!
 
bruce4bruce
2011-11-10 11:05:02 AM
Because People in power are Stupid: The girls... They are called Gila Monsters... They are natures own birth control...

(Knees much too sharp)

lol! I am going to have to remember this one next time i need gas and am out by the casinos. Ak-Chin!
 
h2oincfs
2011-11-10 11:06:54 AM
GnomePaladin: tricycleracer: "We have some very pretty girls here," Gila Bend Mayor Ron Henry tells the Daily Mail.

Whatever. Everybody knows all the pretty girls live in La Grange.

If I'm not mistaken, they do have a lot of nice girls out there.

Well, I've got some vacation time built up, and have been thinking of a road trip, so just let me know if you want to go!
 
monoski
2011-11-10 11:07:01 AM
Harry should find out if this guy has a daughter and shag the hell out of her then send her home with some royal DNA in her hair
 
dothemath
2011-11-10 11:08:37 AM
rickythepenguin: dothemath: The thought of this inbred, redheaded nutsack plowing through a bunch of vapid, small-town sluts makes my head hurt.


Gila Bend is the kind of backwards ass hamlet* where the moment you can leave, you sprint out of there. I bet the average age of that town is 50. I'm not kidding.


*having grown up in a backwards ass hamlet not terribly far from Gila Bend, I can say that.

Im familiar, unfortunately.
I remember quite a few 'good christian girls' who specialized in getting high and banging anything that moved.
 
skullkrusher
2011-11-10 11:10:37 AM
R.A.Danny: Looking 9 months into the future I see a bunch of gingers.

oops, my bad
 
Grouchy Old Bear
2011-11-10 11:10:56 AM
The opinions express by the christians of this nation are not those of the manage or the rest of the higher functioning people.

Please, fark your brains out. Enjoy.
 
unicron702
2011-11-10 11:12:15 AM
Take a town where all the girls usually have a choice between Eugene and Rusty here:

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Then they have a prince? And they're told no sex? Best of luck with that, chief.
 
catchow
2011-11-10 11:12:31 AM
h2oincfs: GnomePaladin: tricycleracer: "We have some very pretty girls here," Gila Bend Mayor Ron Henry tells the Daily Mail.

Whatever. Everybody knows all the pretty girls live in La Grange.

If I'm not mistaken, they do have a lot of nice girls out there.

Well, I've got some vacation time built up, and have been thinking of a road trip, so just let me know if you want to go!

Haw haw haw haw!
 
PIP_the_TROLL [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 11:13:02 AM
Holy shiat, you know you are some kind of badass when people are afraid you're going to ride into town and go out on a tear-ass drunken bender and fark all their women.

I salute you, Your Highness.
 
Scurvy Dog
2011-11-10 11:14:50 AM
Harry doesn't mind if he doesn't make the scene.
 
G2V
2011-11-10 11:14:54 AM
GnomePaladin: tricycleracer: "We have some very pretty girls here," Gila Bend Mayor Ron Henry tells the Daily Mail.

Whatever. Everybody knows all the pretty girls live in La Grange.

If I'm not mistaken, they do have a lot of nice girls out there.

What, no photographic evidence? This is the internet sir, we have high standards.
 
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