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2011-11-10 08:51:29 AM
Shave it, wax it, laser it, whatever you have to do, but keep it smooth and I guarantee you'll get more, longer, and at a higher quality.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2011-11-10 09:31:14 AM
Short form: take the outer product (women who want cunnilingus, women who don't) x (hookups, relationships). Women in the (want + relationship) and (don't want + hookup) categories are more satisfied than women in the (want + hookup) and (don't want + relationship) categories.

Corollary: Lack of oral sex = endless series of one night stands.

Apparently they couldn't find enough college guys in the "don't want blow jobs" category to do a statistically valid study for males.
 
2011-11-10 09:39:30 AM
Reciprocity. It's a good thing.
 
2011-11-10 10:12:39 AM
If you offer it, they will come.
 
2011-11-10 10:13:50 AM
I always just assume it's implied.
 
2011-11-10 10:24:37 AM
basemetal: If you offer it, they will come.

i53.tinypic.com

Eh, not always.
 
2011-11-10 10:27:58 AM
Most importantly, don't have the damn thing so surrounded by fatty tissue that it never gets any air! Nothing worse than having to push 3 lbs of lips out of the way to get to it.
 
2011-11-10 10:29:05 AM
Personally, I don't think I've ever met a woman who didn't enjoy it in one form or another.
 
2011-11-10 10:29:19 AM
If she's gonna put your genitals in your mouth the least you can do is put your tongue on hers.
 
2011-11-10 10:29:22 AM
In relationships, some women's reluctance about cunnilingus was transformed by men's enthusiasm. More generally, this study implies that ambiguity in sexual scripts may heighten the interactional challenges of sex by creating uncertainty about expectations and gaps between sexual scripts and individual preferences."

Translation: Playas always get some poonanie.
 
2011-11-10 10:30:46 AM
Wait.... there are women who don't want it?
 
2011-11-10 10:31:14 AM
Women who desired cunnilingus in hookups had to be assertive to get it

Wha? That's my deal-closer.
 
2011-11-10 10:40:10 AM
basemetal: If you offer it, they will come.

Serve it up on a platter - lay 'em down smack 'em yack 'em!
 
2011-11-10 10:40:13 AM
FTFA: For individual women, tension emerged when their preferences for cunnilingus contradicted the sexual script of the relationship context.

Sexual scripts? Is this about shooting pornos?
 
2011-11-10 10:40:25 AM
Andric: Wait.... there are women who don't want it?

I've known a few, although usually they had hang-ups about being 'dirty' down there or had bad first experiences with the act.
 
2011-11-10 10:41:29 AM
Wellon Dowd: FTFA: For individual women, tension emerged when their preferences for cunnilingus contradicted the sexual script of the relationship context.

Sexual scripts? Is this about shooting pornos?


splitsider.com
 
2011-11-10 10:42:48 AM
I've never, EVER been with a woman who didn't want oral sex. Not all of them wanted to give it, but that's another story.
 
2011-11-10 10:43:24 AM
Noam Noam Chompsky
 
2011-11-10 10:44:05 AM
miss diminutive: usually they had hang-ups about being 'dirty' down there

See the post that is before all other posts in this thread.
 
2011-11-10 10:44:31 AM
Clean the clam, lick the labia. It's a meat-eater's paradise.
 
2011-11-10 10:44:46 AM
miss diminutive: Andric: Wait.... there are women who don't want it?

I've known a few, although usually they had hang-ups about being 'dirty' down there or had bad first experiences with the act.


The only woman I dated that didn't like it claimed that she didn't like it because she was raped. She loved intercourse. Not sure how that works. Was she raped via cunnilingus? How the fark does that work?

Anyways, cunnilingus is fun. Hookup or relationship I don't care. Nothing is more arousing, honestly
 
2011-11-10 10:45:59 AM
Twigz221: If she's gonna put your genitals in your mouth the least you can do is put your tongue on hers.

How is she gonna manage that? Lop it off and stuff it in my mouth? I'm just not that flexible.
 
2011-11-10 10:46:42 AM
Oh subby you have such a rapist's wit.
 
2011-11-10 10:46:55 AM
rickycal78: Twigz221: If she's gonna put your genitals in your mouth the least you can do is put your tongue on hers.

How is she gonna manage that? Lop it off and stuff it in my mouth? I'm just not that flexible.


Ah, the old Colombian necktie
 
2011-11-10 10:47:18 AM
Twigz221: If she's gonna put your genitals in your mouth the least you can do is put your tongue on hers.

Ding ding ding!
 
2011-11-10 10:48:07 AM
Andric: Wait.... there are women who don't want it?

I get a little self-conscious about it sometimes. Keep in mind for arousal women need to be calm and relaxed. Really hard to be relaxed enough to enjoy oral when you have things like "do I taste okay?", "did I get all the hairs?", "can I not fart when I come this time?" bouncing around your head while your S.O. is trying to get you off. Add to the list concerns about family, money, whatever, and sometimes it's really just easier to spread your legs and lay there.

Fortunately, my fiance is very understanding. And determined. :D

He also says guys experience that too, but I wouldn't know.
 
2011-11-10 10:50:54 AM
Peki: Andric: Wait.... there are women who don't want it?

I get a little self-conscious about it sometimes. Keep in mind for arousal women need to be calm and relaxed. Really hard to be relaxed enough to enjoy oral when you have things like "do I taste okay?", "did I get all the hairs?", "can I not fart when I come this time?" bouncing around your head while your S.O. is trying to get you off. Add to the list concerns about family, money, whatever, and sometimes it's really just easier to spread your legs and lay there.

Fortunately, my fiance is very understanding. And determined. :D

He also says guys experience that too, but I wouldn't know.


This is what God invented liquor for
 
2011-11-10 10:51:40 AM
Peki: I get a little self-conscious about it sometimes. Keep in mind for arousal women need to be calm and relaxed. Really hard to be relaxed enough to enjoy oral when you have things like "do I taste okay?", "did I get all the hairs?", "can I not fart when I come this time?" bouncing around your head while your S.O. is trying to get you off. Add to the list concerns about family, money, whatever, and sometimes it's really just easier to spread your legs and lay there.

Well there's your problem, you need to practice some more with strangers.
 
2011-11-10 10:55:28 AM
DENTAL DAM.
 
2011-11-10 10:55:46 AM
Peki: for arousal women need to be calm and relaxed

Not true for all women.
 
2011-11-10 10:58:37 AM
Two Hearted: DENTAL DAM.

Lisa needs braces.
 
2011-11-10 10:59:39 AM
H31N0US: Peki: for arousal women need to be calm and relaxed

Not true for all women.


Yeah I'm not sure where that idea came from.

That said, while they might enjoy dating them, do they enjoy SLEEPING with them. That's the only thing that really matters, RIGHT GENTLEMEN?

/getting an early start today
 
2011-11-10 11:00:42 AM
OM NOM NOM
 
2011-11-10 11:01:15 AM
Peki: Andric: Wait.... there are women who don't want it?

I get a little self-conscious about it sometimes. Keep in mind for arousal women need to be calm and relaxed. Really hard to be relaxed enough to enjoy oral when you have things like "do I taste okay?", "did I get all the hairs?", "can I not fart when I come this time?" bouncing around your head while your S.O. is trying to get you off. Add to the list concerns about family, money, whatever, and sometimes it's really just easier to spread your legs and lay there.

Fortunately, my fiance is very understanding. And determined. :D

He also says guys experience that too, but I wouldn't know.


Guys don't experience that as much. At the most it's "Gotta hold this fart in, gotta hold this fart in, I wonder if she'll be pissed if I don't warn her when I blow? Does she swallow? Damn this feels good! Gotta keep holding that fart. I wonder if she's got a gag reflex? Maybe I should find out. Gotta hold that fart."
 
2011-11-10 11:02:01 AM
Two Hearted: DENTAL DAM.

Yeah?

www.sportsgrid.com
 
2011-11-10 11:02:37 AM
minoridiot: Personally, I don't think I've ever met a woman who didn't enjoy it in one form or another.

I actually dated a girl who absolutely refused to let me go down there. The whole idea of it grossed her out, despite the fact that she was an enthusiastic fellatrix.

I never did figure that one out.
 
2011-11-10 11:04:35 AM
I eat the pussy, I eat the ass, I farking do it all!
 
2011-11-10 11:04:50 AM
Simple Rule: You're going to fail Girlfriend 101 if you can't pass the oral.
 
2011-11-10 11:05:25 AM
Cybernetic: minoridiot: Personally, I don't think I've ever met a woman who didn't enjoy it in one form or another.

I actually dated a girl who absolutely refused to let me go down there. The whole idea of it grossed her out, despite the fact that she was an enthusiastic fellatrix.

I never did figure that one out.


Was she Asian? Maybe she was self conscious about the sideways thing.
 
2011-11-10 11:10:17 AM
My fiancee and I are working this one out. She's never had it done, but Im willing, if she shaves it.

Personally I find hair a huge turn off and I'm extremely smell/taste sensitive. (Pour me a glass of tap water and I can probably tell which sink you got it from) So it's a big deal to me that the smell doesn't turn me off and make me not want to, cus honestly for her, Id love to be super enthusiastic about it!
 
2011-11-10 11:10:25 AM
You don't get an "A" in Love if you can't pass the orals.
 
2011-11-10 11:10:28 AM
FYI Ladies: EIP
 
2011-11-10 11:12:53 AM
H31N0US: miss diminutive: usually they had hang-ups about being 'dirty' down there

See the post that is before all other posts in this thread.


I dated a woman who didn't like/want it. She didn't think she was dirty down there in the physical sense (because that can be fixed by shaving/waxing and having some shower time first), but because she'd been screwed by a Catholic upbringing and genitals were "dirty" due to them being used for sex.

/she wasn't exactly an exciting one in the bedroom
 
2011-11-10 11:13:37 AM
INeedAName: My fiancee and I are working this one out.

Don't worry...once you are married a few years sex won't be an issue so much as lack of.
 
2011-11-10 11:13:49 AM
This thread has potential.

I shall bookmark it for further review.

/EIP?
//i'll go down if asked
 
2011-11-10 11:15:22 AM
I'm also a clit commander. I hold the lips slightly open and go to town on that thing.
 
2011-11-10 11:15:38 AM
Cybernetic: minoridiot: Personally, I don't think I've ever met a woman who didn't enjoy it in one form or another.

I actually dated a girl who absolutely refused to let me go down there. The whole idea of it grossed her out, despite the fact that she was an enthusiastic fellatrix.

I never did figure that one out.


Sorry, gotta do it:

No, I blame them. Chicks never help you out. They never tell you what to do. And most of them are self-conscious about that smell factor, and so most of the time they just lay there, frozen like a deer in the headlights, right? Not for nothing, but when a chick goes down on me. I let her know where to go, and what the status is. You gotta handle it like CNN and the Weather Channel - constant updates.
 
2011-11-10 11:16:35 AM
Jim from Saint Paul: //i'll go down if asked

I'll ask to go down. Love starting a lady off with some oral.
 
2011-11-10 11:18:55 AM
robbiex0r: Two Hearted: DENTAL DAM.

Lisa needs braces.


Oh just great! That's going to be stuck in my head for the next 4 hours. And I will say it out loud long enough for my wife to tell me to shut up.

Link (new window)
 
2011-11-10 11:22:42 AM
miscreant: Jim from Saint Paul: //i'll go down if asked

I'll ask to go down. Love starting a lady off with some oral.


I don't hate it. It just doesn't do much for me. Amy from Saint Paul obviously likes it though. I really should do it more often now that I type all this all out and say it in my head.

There ya go Fark. Maybe you helped my wife today.
 
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