Well, that's what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps.

Say what you want about the tenets of drunken shenaniganry. At least it's an ethos.

The ball hit them "in the eye"?

He throws a bowling ball, you throw poutine. He puts one of yours in the penalty box, you put one of his in the morgue. That's the Niagara Falls way!

Over the line!

I like your style Dude.

I get it, they never went to college

So, an Arizona site, needs to link news from Niagara Fall, NY........ Wasn't there some real news in AZ yesterday, like a couple of fuel trucks colliding or something? If there's a lack of real news in AZ, why are they posting fluff from NY????



/bah! silly news site are silly

Fixes the cable?

macross87: Fixes the cable?

Don't be fatuous, macross87.

They got any good sarsaparilla in Niagara Falls bowling alley?

The movie sucked.

Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation?
The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

Walter Sobchak: He lives in North Hollywood on Radford, near the In-and-Out Burger...
The Dude: The In-and-Out Burger is on Camrose.
Walter Sobchak: Near the In-and-Out Burger...
Donny: Those are good burgers, Walter.
Walter Sobchak: Shut the fark up, Donny.

Mishno: The movie sucked.

That's just, like, your opinion, man.

Mind if I do a J?

Oh fine, I'll do it:

NIAGARA FALLS! Slowly I turned ... step by step ... inch by inch ... I crept up on the rogue that stole my gal and ... *beats up unsuspecting coworker*

/returning you to your regularly scheduled Lebowski thread

Was in NY last week where my friend took me to the Little Lebowski shop. They had everything you could imagine that is Lebowski related. I looked up their web site but there's only a fraction online compared to what they have in the store.

Mishno: The movie sucked.

Bowling ball hit him in the face


It BOUNCED off a table?!

FingHostile: Was in NY last week where my friend took me to the Little Lebowski shop. They had everything you could imagine that is Lebowski related. I looked up their web site but there's only a fraction online compared to what they have in the store.

Did they have the official Urban Achievers bowling shirts? (new window)

That's what happens when you fark wit da Jesus.

We @$#%-s you up and takes teh money!

Came here for the 8 year olds.

Did he pee on the rug? I hope not, because it really brought the room together.

Obviously he was not a golfer.

That's interesting. That's farking interesting, man.

this isn't nam, there are rules!

/shomer shabbos!

entering a world of pain.

Nice marmot.

LineNoise: Authorities tell The Buffalo News that a man told police he was at the Rapids Bowling Alley on Saturday night when two highly intoxicated men in the next lane began arguing

I hope it was after sundown.

I told that kraut a farking thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!

Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't farking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shiat *don't farking roll*!

WOO!!!

Isn't saying "intoxicated bowlers" redundant?

farking submittard, Rapids ≠ Buffalo, and Rapids ≠ Niagara Falls! Damnit people, it may be small, but it's a lot closer to a bunch of other places than those two hellholes.

Also, since when the hell did Rapids up and get a bowling alley? Or did they just rig one up in the Fire Hall?

Also, I love how AZcentral is reporting this; that of course is because the half of Western New York evacuees who didn't move to Florida is instead expatriating in Arizona.

/Pass the Beef on 'Weck and a Genesee please.

Strik3r: So, an Arizona site, needs to link news from Niagara Fall, NY........ Wasn't there some real news in AZ yesterday, like a couple of fuel trucks colliding or something? If there's a lack of real news in AZ, why are they posting fluff from NY?

See my above comment (sorry, missed yours before to quote); it's not fluff, it's relevant to the snow 'fugees.

I made this.