Buffalo shirt?

Good deal that the party was to 'kick off the NFL season' you know, the one that began 10 weeks ago and is just being reported now.

I didn't know the word "Midget" was Taboo. Maybe Drew better add it to the word filter.

This might be the blandest story about a football player since the news about Ryan Fitzpatrick accidentally buying Diet Coke instead of Coke Zero broke.

CSB: I tutored Welker in Spanish at Texas Tech.

YRThereSchool: CSB: I tutored Welker in Spanish at Texas Tech.

Interesting anecdote, chap

H31N0US: Buffalo shirt?

Yeah, really. Apparently he knows where the best fans in the NFL reside!!!

YRThereSchool: CSB: I tutored Welker in Spanish at Texas Tech.



How do you do it in Spanish?

Feel silly today.

His grittiness embiggens him.

Who's the girl?

He invited Doug Flutie?

puckrock2000:

Win.

YRThereSchool: CSB: I tutored Welker in Spanish at Texas Tech.

/whatever the opposite of tl;dr
//actual csb would require an actual "s"tory

Alright, the long version.

Welker was "in" my third-level Spanish class, though I'd never seen him. He shows up one day around the middle of the semester and the teacher (a friend of mine) was having this really heavy conversation with him. The teacher pulled me aside with Welker and told me I had to tutor him. That the coaches were up his ass to pass him but he couldn't speak a word of Spanish. This is a 3rd level class, now. The entire thing is taught in Spanish.

So he only ever actually showed up to one of three planned tutoring sessions. I'm not sure what I was supposed to do with him in three sessions. He literally couldn't speak a word of Spanish. I thought the teacher was using colorful language, but no. Not a word.

Anyway, the only session he ever showed up for, the teacher was there. The teacher said: "If you can say a single sentence in Spanish, I will give you an A for the entire class" just to piss him off. He knew Welker couldn't do it. So Welker's gears start turning and he comes up with:

"I speaky Spanish."

Now, if you'll notice, one of those words isn't even a word, and none of them are anywhere near Spanish.

There. The long-form. Happy now?

/ispeakyslashies

YRThereSchool: Alright, the long version.

Welker was "in" my third-level Spanish class, though I'd never seen him. He shows up one day around the middle of the semester and the teacher (a friend of mine) was having this really heavy conversation with him. The teacher pulled me aside with Welker and told me I had to tutor him. That the coaches were up his ass to pass him but he couldn't speak a word of Spanish. This is a 3rd level class, now. The entire thing is taught in Spanish.

So he only ever actually showed up to one of three planned tutoring sessions. I'm not sure what I was supposed to do with him in three sessions. He literally couldn't speak a word of Spanish. I thought the teacher was using colorful language, but no. Not a word.

Anyway, the only session he ever showed up for, the teacher was there. The teacher said: "If you can say a single sentence in Spanish, I will give you an A for the entire class" just to piss him off. He knew Welker couldn't do it. So Welker's gears start turning and he comes up with:

"I speaky Spanish."

Now, if you'll notice, one of those words isn't even a word, and none of them are anywhere near Spanish.

There. The long-form. Happy now?

/ispeakyslashies

csb

No really, cool story bro. lol

YRThereSchool: Now, if you'll notice, one of those words isn't even a word, and none of them are anywhere near Spanish.

IDIOT! any of these should've worked:
"Ay caramba!" (simpsons)
"Yo quiero Taco Bell" (commercial)
"Se habla espanol" (commercial)

YRThereSchool: CSB: I tutored Welker in Spanish at Texas Tech.

Buena historia hermano!

Fresco historia vato?

que yo llamo una mierda

"El queso está viejo y pútrido. ¿Dónde está el sanitario?"

Hardy-r-r: Who's the girl?

Absolutely this.

sotua: YRThereSchool: CSB: I tutored Welker in Spanish at Texas Tech.

Buena historia hermano!

repararle para ti

YRThereSchool: There. The long-form. Happy now?

Did he get an A?

rudemix: sotua: YRThereSchool: CSB: I tutored Welker in Spanish at Texas Tech.

Buena historia hermano!

repararle para ti

Gracias!

/no habla mexicano, solo sudaca :D

thefireandpassion: Hardy-r-r: Who's the girl?

Absolutely this.

This question needs an answer.

After hearing that CSB I went to the joys of NFL Shop's Name Generator and made this.

Jamdug!: thefireandpassion: Hardy-r-r: Who's the girl?

Absolutely this.

Found her

Anna Burns; Miss Hooters International 2005

Hardy-r-r: Jamdug!: thefireandpassion: Hardy-r-r: Who's the girl?

Absolutely this.

Found her

Anna Burns; Miss Hooters International 2005

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Why is her belly all slimy, or is that just really bad Photoshop?

Too many lulz to give credit.

And yes, that biatch's belly a-slimey.