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(Some Guy)		Can Mimi Rogers do what Ashton Kutcher can't? (dailytelegraph.com.au)		96
		More: Unlikely, Ashton Kutcher, Mimi Rogers, Tom Cruise, Half-Man, Lost in Space, Chuck Lorre, Bondi Beach, Charlie Sheen

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BroVinny

2011-11-10 01:17:07 AM

Claim to have farked Tom Cruise?

Wait, that ain't it. . ..

DjangoStonereaver

2011-11-10 01:18:27 AM

She does it for me. (new window, NSFW)

NewportBarGuy

2011-11-10 01:31:06 AM

I'm pretty sure they can both suck a mean co... heyyyyyyyyyyy!

teto85

2011-11-10 02:35:22 AM

One more reason to not watch. She's a second generation scientologist. She's the one who turned Tom into one.

wee

2011-11-10 03:08:09 AM

Has she ever been not completely fugly?

SurfaceTension

2011-11-10 07:27:15 AM

Bring sexual pleasure to Demi Moore?

Alphax

2011-11-10 09:00:26 AM

wee: Has she ever been not completely fugly?

What are you talking about? (clicks link) Oh...

Yeah, she used to be a real knockout.

H31N0US

2011-11-10 09:02:13 AM

WINNING

Sheen will be back on the show in a year.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost

2011-11-10 09:06:59 AM

wee: Has she ever been not completely fugly?

Yeah, but those cans of hers...

oxtongue.co.uk

NSFW (new window)

NSFW (new window)

NSFW (new window)

NSFW (new window)

Apos

2011-11-10 09:07:10 AM

DjangoStonereaver: She does it for me. (new window, NSFW)

What a rapturous look.

Splish

2011-11-10 09:09:24 AM

Act?

FinFangFark

2011-11-10 09:11:04 AM

That's a mighty fine rack...or was.

Brubold

2011-11-10 09:13:07 AM

I don't watch the show but I do keep up with ratings. It looks to me like the show is still doing slightly better now than it was with Sheen. What am I missing here?

Tor_Eckman

2011-11-10 09:15:04 AM

Article headline: "Tom Cruise's ex-wife Mimi Rogers..."

I bet after a 30 year acting career with over 80 film and TV credits she's gotta love still having to drag that weight around after 20 years.

Oh, and further down in the article "The Lost in Space Star..."

Yet she claims to be a member of Mensa.

Alphax

2011-11-10 09:17:25 AM

Tor_Eckman: Article headline: "Tom Cruise's ex-wife Mimi Rogers..."

I bet after a 30 year acting career with over 80 film and TV credits she's gotta love still having to drag that weight around after 20 years.

Oh, and further down in the article "The Lost in Space Star..."

Yet she claims to be a member of Mensa.

She's not his only ex anymore. So referring to Tom Cruises's ex-wife isn't specific enough.

minoridiot

2011-11-10 09:27:42 AM

I always thought her boobs looked fun.

GacysBasement

2011-11-10 09:28:57 AM

An all-time set of jugs. Faptacular.

Solid Muldoon

2011-11-10 09:32:40 AM

I'd fark the thetans right out of her.

Gunderson

2011-11-10 09:36:20 AM

Can Mimi Rogers do what Ashton Kutcher can't?

Pee standing up?

howdyyall9999

2011-11-10 09:42:24 AM

Can Mimi Rogers do what Ashton Kutcher can't?

Bring Demi to multiple orgasms and post it on the web as proof?

Abe Vigoda's Ghost

2011-11-10 09:44:29 AM

howdyyall9999: Can Mimi Rogers do what Ashton Kutcher can't?

Bring Demi to multiple orgasms and post it on the web as proof?

[citation needed]

yves0010

2011-11-10 09:51:50 AM

Splish: Act?

Fark... Beat me to it

buddyrtr

2011-11-10 09:52:00 AM

FinFangFark: That's a mighty fine rack...or was.

Gravity - it's the law!

bungle_jr

2011-11-10 09:55:18 AM

gawd i loved those spacesuits in "lost in space" that showed off all the curves

Pwnchubr

2011-11-10 09:55:34 AM

That is mighty faptastic rack! I'll be in my bunk.

StrikitRich

2011-11-10 09:55:42 AM

Gunderson: Can Mimi Rogers do what Ashton Kutcher can't?

Revive a dead sitcom?

jaybeezey

2011-11-10 09:55:53 AM

I'd still have a fun time with it.

StrikitRich

2011-11-10 09:56:56 AM

Is she going to play Ashton's mother?

penguinfark

2011-11-10 10:01:00 AM

Has anyone mentioned that she has huge boobs yet?

acaciaavenue

2011-11-10 10:01:46 AM

I still can't believe they made Kutcher's character an internet billionaire. They might has well have added "who dated Paris Hilton" to complete the universal hatred of a character like that.

ZMugg

2011-11-10 10:06:10 AM

Mimi Rogers fed Tom Cruise the Blood of L.Ron Khali and induced the "Black Sleep of Scientology", so she's off the fap list.

Guntram Shatterhand

2011-11-10 10:06:57 AM

Is it a good sign when a TV show is adding more people to the cast?

So is it going to be cancelled soon, or are they going to stretch out the pain?

Abe Vigoda's Ghost

2011-11-10 10:09:25 AM

Guntram Shatterhand: Is it a good sign when a TV show is adding more people to the cast?

So is it going to be cancelled soon, or are they going to stretch out the pain?

thegurglingcod.typepad.com

unicron702

2011-11-10 10:10:26 AM

Guntram Shatterhand: Is it a good sign when a TV show is adding more people to the cast?

So is it going to be cancelled soon, or are they going to stretch out the pain?

Nothing short of Ted Mcginley can save it!

Irving Maimway

2011-11-10 10:14:21 AM

That threeway scene in The Rapture convinced me that David Duchovny was the luckiest man on the planet.

Mugato

2011-11-10 10:16:52 AM

teto85: One more reason to not watch. She's a second generation scientologist. She's the one who turned Tom into one

How, Mimi's like Lestat to Tom's Claudia.

habitual_masticator

2011-11-10 10:19:18 AM

Brubold: I don't watch the show but I do keep up with ratings.

OK, I'll bite. Why?

/She does it for me.
//The Rapture is one of the best first halves of a movie ever

cryinoutloud

2011-11-10 10:19:54 AM

Brubold: I don't watch the show but I do keep up with ratings. It looks to me like the show is still doing slightly better now than it was with Sheen. What am I missing here?

Well, the ratings aren't as good as the first episode with Ashton Kutcher, so it's in serious trouble!

No, you're absolutely right. Charlie Sheen's publicist must be a genius.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost

2011-11-10 10:23:57 AM

I came in here expecting more pictures.

Jim from Saint Paul

2011-11-10 10:38:48 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: howdyyall9999: Can Mimi Rogers do what Ashton Kutcher can't?

Bring Demi to multiple orgasms and post it on the web as proof?

[citation needed]

Actually, I'm already done, so we're good here.

Wellon Dowd

2011-11-10 10:42:08 AM

bungle_jr: gawd i loved those spacesuits in "lost in space" that showed off all the curves

Especially Lacey Chabert's.

Admiral_Ritt

2011-11-10 10:42:51 AM

A BOUT:

On this corner Rob the Robster Milkman

and on this corner MIMI BOOM BOOM ROGERS (removes robe)

TKO, Rob has passed out.

Robin Willams "I can feed the whole world"

She's was ok lookin when younger, not bad at all.

bungle_jr

2011-11-10 10:47:17 AM

Wellon Dowd: bungle_jr: gawd i loved those spacesuits in "lost in space" that showed off all the curves

Especially Lacey Chabert's.

legally i have to reply with "no comment"

s2s2s2

2011-11-10 10:47:47 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I came, in here

ftfy

Mugato

2011-11-10 10:55:58 AM

I think hers are what Christina Hendricks are like if she released the hounds.

Faddy

2011-11-10 10:58:26 AM

Brubold: I don't watch the show but I do keep up with ratings. It looks to me like the show is still doing slightly better now than it was with Sheen. What am I missing here?

Quiet, you are ruining everyone's preconceived narrative.

amindtat

2011-11-10 11:03:02 AM

yves0010: Splish: Act?

Fark... Beat me to it

First thing that came to my mind too. Followed by her boobs.

shinjitsuism

2011-11-10 11:23:19 AM

bungle_jr: gawd i loved those spacesuits in "lost in space" that showed off all the curves

What about her in Austin Powers?

pspmedia.ign.com

Abe Vigoda's Ghost

2011-11-10 11:24:22 AM

bungle_jr: gawd i loved those spacesuits in "lost in space" that showed off all the curves

Really good casting in the movie.

You can almost see the family resemblance (NSFW)

VictoryCabal

2011-11-10 11:26:23 AM

I'm pleased to see that this thread has focused more on the Mimi Rogers part of the headline instead of the Ashton Kutcher part.

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